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FakeGAF 8: Overthirst
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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Transhuman
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I bet that's not the only thing that "came out of your system" when you were 13 and 14.
It's a masturbation joke.
liliththepale
Banned
Please. I'm better than that.
The real joke is asking if a hotdog is a ballpark. Get it?
I was a late bloomer with masturbation. I didn't figure it out until I was 14. I had no sex ed; it was a very conservative household at the time.
Prior to figuring it out, I had fairly regular nocturnal emissions. I wasn't even really sure what to think of those. My older brother attempted to explain it but did such a poor and awkward job that it only added to my confusion.
Actually I did get it =] I nodded in recognition of your hijinks
Is this some kind of augmentation like in Deus Ex? Some people do questionable things to perfect their hand jobs...
I don't mind dick jokes much
Don't hate them either
Don't get to wear it much other than once a year
Don't hate them either
Indeed
Don't get to wear it much other than once a year
Well some people split their tongues for reasons
friskykillface
Banned
🤔
Yeah lol.
liliththepale
Banned
Shu this thread is called Overthirst haha
Uh, never really played Deus Ex, but I think the answer is no. AFAIK she's just incredibly flexible.
Uh, never really played Deus Ex, but I think the answer is no. AFAIK she's just incredibly flexible.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Only know that from when I was in Oman for two weeks for work and I was drinking in a hotel bar with a dude wearing one of those, have no idea how I remembered that.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Edit: That's an... interesting username...
Edit: That's an... interesting username...
What is your kink tho?
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
I should have said born and raised really, since my parents are both from Townsville
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Transhuman
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It'd be cool if there was a spaceship silhouette in front of the moon or maybe the robot could have it's feathers even more spread out. That's what I'd add
Grandma brought from Mecca
If I don't wear it every year around this time and send her a pic(that pic otherwise never would have taken it especially posing ) I would get a beatdown and some weak but painful pinches
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Transhuman
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I should have said born and raised really, since my parents are both from Townsville
I give it a lot of shit but Townsville really is a beautiful place to live.
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
Not the chain of pictures I expected from the first one.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Ayyyy we going steady
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Transhuman
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WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Have you even shared a milkshake while staring into each others eyes yet?
No she's diabetic
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
High five
Ayyyyyyy
I was making coffee and breakfast when he started to bug me with some unimportant stuff so it ended with yelling and throwing stuff (spoons) around.
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Transhuman
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liliththepale
Banned
#1 or #2? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sorry that was rude. Congrats Em!
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Diabetes makes me sad
Okay she's kind of diabetic, like I don't know specifics but she has to watch what she eats and gets her blood tested
I mean that didn't stop her from eating seven cookies tonight but I digress
You Know Nothing
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Earth porn:
Beard porn:
Actual porn:
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Beard porn:
Actual porn:
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trab pu kcip
Member
Wtf I matched with cute guy and he isn't even cute anymore. Seems semi-fuckboy now tbh
What was I thinking
What was I thinking
I'm not having a great deal of luck today either. Dozens of views of my profile, not one bite.
You Know Nothing
Member
Sober Dan questions the decisions I make sometimes...
When you read his profile earlier I almost said "sounds like the gimmickry of a fuckboy" but I held my tongue because maybe I was wrong
What changed?
You Know Nothing
Member
The accuracy.
That doesn't sound fun. Hopefully it doesn't linger
See the easiest way for me to lose interest in someone is just to wait. Even if they don't do anything unattractive ill find something I previously considered attractive unattractive now. Maybe the trick is to make something happen asap
liliththepale
Banned
The accuracy.
Sometimes you guys make online dating seem like it's super fun.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
My presentation is awful but these bacon+mozarella+bbq sauce pan friend dumplings are mmmmm
Next up: chicken satay
Next up: chicken satay
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Mutant.Dating someone who can be a bit bratty
I did a hand thing. Wait for it.
Weird. Most of my friends were like "so did you fuck yet?"
The accuracy.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
The Gay Star Trek thread - Gay Trek - is getting on my nerves.
Should I tell them that today I spent a good two hours deciding on my characters sexualities?
Are you from the 1950s?
Should I tell them that today I spent a good two hours deciding on my characters sexualities?
Are you from the 1950s?
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