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[Jobbs]

hahahah

 

[FUME5]

My presentation is awful but these bacon+mozarella+bbq sauce pan friend dumplings are mmmmm

Next up: chicken satay

Do it for the Instagram.

As in, show us the dumplings.

 

[liliththepale]

Tiddums. I want to see pictures!

Dating someone who can be a bit bratty

I did a hand thing. Wait for it.

oh I get it now haha. I'm definitely the bratty one in my relationship.

That flexibility seems like it would come in handy if you ever stop passing stuff up.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

You people are so weird.

 

[Jobbs]

oh I get it now haha. I'm definitely the bratty one in my relationship.

That flexibility seems like it would come in handy if you ever stop passing stuff up.

I never said I passed everything up.

And I'm getting a crash course in brat taming

You people are so weird.

The sounds of jealousy

 

[Clydefrog]

You people are so weird.

 

[trab pu kcip]

When you read his profile earlier I almost said "sounds like the gimmickry of a fuckboy" but I held my tongue because maybe I was wrong

What changed?

he doesn't even look that cute! plus I suddenly noticed how he put in his height and then added "but everyone's the same height laying down" ...that's like a fuckboy thing, right?
I was probably just sleep deprived last night :'D

 

[Xiao Hu]

I did a hand thing. Wait for it.

That would be a weird hand jobb

 

[Transhuman]

That's how my dad showed me how to make a fist for a fight. That way when you break one of your fingers you can lie to the police and say that the other person did it, or possibly sue them for loss of income.

he doesn't even look that cute! plus I suddenly noticed how he put in his height and then added "but everyone's the same height laying down" ...that's like a fuckboy thing, right?
I was probably just sleep deprived last night :'D

If that's a fuckboy thing to say then everyone in this thread is a fuckboy.

 

[Jobbs]

he doesn't even look that cute! plus I suddenly noticed how he put in his height and then added "but everyone's the same height laying down" ...that's like a fuckboy thing, right?
I was probably just sleep deprived last night :'D

Jesus Christ that's not even a subtle warning sign. Hahaha. That's a warning air horn!

That would be a weird hand jobb

I don't have many natural gifts, but I am good with my hands

 

[Timu]

You people are so weird.

Especially Jobbs!!!=p

Anyways going to bed!

 

[liliththepale]

he doesn't even look that cute! plus I suddenly noticed how he put in his height and then added "but everyone's the same height laying down" ...that's like a fuckboy thing, right?
I was probably just sleep deprived last night :'D

totally. Sorry Lea

You people are so weird.

I never said I passed everything up.

And I'm getting a crash course in brat taming

attaboy!

 

[Chuckie]

he doesn't even look that cute! plus I suddenly noticed how he put in his height and then added "but everyone's the same height laying down" ...that's like a fuckboy thing, right?
I was probably just sleep deprived last night :'D

Yeah that is a pretty fuckboi thing to say. That shit was lame 20 years ago when I went to Uni, shit is still lame today.

 

[Transhuman]

Jesus Christ that's not even a subtle warning sign. Hahaha. That's a warning air horn!

totally. Sorry Lea

Hypocrites! The lot of yeh.

I bet I wouldn't even have to go back 20 pages to find some equally salacious comment from the two of you.

 

[Jobbs]

I seemed to recall testing high in brat taming aptitude, and I was right

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'm not deepthroating you if that's what you mean

 

[Funky Papa]

And just like that, lewdness came back to me in full force.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I've been reading up on CNS pathways of bacterium and the glymphatic system if you want to kill the mood.

 

[FUME5]

he doesn't even look that cute! plus I suddenly noticed how he put in his height and then added "but everyone's the same height laying down" ...that's like a fuckboy thing, right?
I was probably just sleep deprived last night :'D

Thinks he's smarter than he is.

 

[Xiao Hu]

And just like that, lewdness came back to me in full force.

Everytime I see this gif I feel the sudden urge to punch that brat into his fucking face. I dunno why...

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm not deepthroating you if that's what you mean

that's not what i meant!

but, did you contribute yet? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1598858095/system-shock?ref=discovery

i'm about to sink some $$$

And just like that, lewdness came back to me in full force.

if Ronaldo wins...

 

[Funky Papa]

Girlfriend is pondering which is hotter, if bearded or shaven Chris Evans.

if Ronaldo wins...

Portugal will erect a new statue of him that will rival the Titan of Braavos.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Bearded

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

beard.

 

[Clydefrog]

if you told me:

a) you can break a giant stump

b) you can have a beard

i'd choose a

 

[liliththepale]

shaven

but he also wears a beard really well and isn't just hiding a weak chin, so either/or

Everytime I see this gif I feel the sudden urge to punch that brat into his fucking face. I dunno why...

No way! That gif never fails to make me smile

Hypocrites! The lot of yeh.

I bet I wouldn't even have to go back 20 pages to find some equally salacious comment from the two of you.

Alright, I'll bite. The discrepancy you're pointing out is that I parade my success and unavailability by being obnoxious. It's quite a contrast to my demure attitude when courting someone's affection in earnest. I like having fun with you guys, but it doesn't help me to have one of you fall in love with me. Capiche?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

the stump was already broken tho

 

[Clydefrog]

the stump was already broken tho

but the magic of movies

 

[Jobbs]

Alright, I'll bite. The discrepancy you're pointing out is that I parade my success and unavailability by being obnoxious. It's quite a contrast to my demure attitude when courting someone's affection in earnest. I like having fun with you guys, but it doesn't help me to have one of you fall in love with me. Capiche?

I'm not sure I follow but I like when you talk about dirty shit you did. You should do it more. I don't think it's obnoxious.

And there's a difference between kissing and telling and putting fuckboy shit in a dating profile, so I'm not sure where the hypocrisy comes in.

I guess I'm all around confused by both the statement and the response

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

but the magic of movies

 

[Clydefrog]

MAAARGE!

 

[Transhuman]

I don't know, I still feel to tarr someone with the fuccboi brush you need more evidence than one thing they said.

Maybe he a fuccboi but not without more data

the stump was already broken tho

Nah man he has a personal trainer. That is a legit stump rip.

 

[liliththepale]

I'm not sure I follow but I like when you talk about dirty shit you did. You should do it more. I don't think it's obnoxious.

And there's a difference between kissing and telling and putting fuckboy shit in a dating profile, so I'm not sure where the hypocrisy comes in.

I guess I'm all around confused by both the statement and the response

like, for a recent example, I wouldn't make the ballpark joke with most of my friends or with guys I was interested in. Nor would I advertise my favorite kinds of sex acts. Because while that's fun, it's not what I'm looking for in a partner.

I don't know, I still feel to tarr someone with the fuccboi brush you need more evidence than one thing they said.

Maybe he a fuccboi but not without more data

I got the impression that was one of many instances for this specific individual, but if I'm wrong on that then I agree with you for sure.

 

[Jobbs]

like, for a recent example, I wouldn't make the ballpark joke with most of my friends or with guys I was interested in. Nor would I advertise my favorite kinds of sex acts. Because while that's fun, it's not what I'm looking for in a partner.

There are a lot of things I've said here that I don't generally say to other friends/family. I don't think you're alone.

I'll let one rip right now. I think this girl plays into the age thing a little even though I'm far from the "daddy" type and it's a dynamic that's completely new to me.

 

[Clydefrog]

https://gamesdonequick.com/

i'm watching

 

[FUME5]

https://gamesdonequick.com/

i'm watching

Creepy.

 

[Chuckie]

There are a lot of things I've said here that I don't generally say to other friends/family. I don't think you're alone.

Yeah me too. Plus this topic (for me) is also a way to have a little fun. I'm not putting on a totally different persona, but I am exaggerating. For instance: When I am thirsty af for someone here... it really just means I think that person is attractive or cute but I have no romantic interest whatsoever because I am actually happily married.

 

[Transhuman]

I'll let one rip right now. I think this girl plays into the age thing a little even though I'm far from the "daddy" type and it's a dynamic that's completely new to me.

Yeah, not to shame anyone who goes in for all that stuff, but I would never be down for a relationship where my SO wanted to pretend there is an intellectual or maturity gap between us. That is the opposite of romantic.

Yeah me too. Plus this topic (for me) is also a way to have a little fun. I'm not putting on a totally different persona, but I am exaggerating. For instance: When I am thirsty af for someone here... it really just means I think that person is attractive or cute but I have no romantic interest whatsoever because I am actually happily married.

But I was waiting for you Tence!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Do it for the Instagram.

As in, show us the dumplings.

Tiddums. I want to see pictures!




oh I get it now haha. I'm definitely the bratty one in my relationship.

That flexibility seems like it would come in handy if you ever stop passing stuff up.

Here

This lot were a little overcooked, still ok but the bottom is crunchier than it should be.

What shape should a dumpling be? I don't give a fuck.

 

[Jobbs]

Yeah, not to shame anyone who goes in for all that stuff, but I would never be down for a relationship where my SO wanted to pretend there is an intellectual or maturity gap between us. That is the opposite of romantic.

I don't know exactly how to explain it. It's not exactly a "daddy" thing, but there's definitely a dynamic here that's new to me. That said it's not all the time. It's more a playful thing she goes into sometimes. Other times we just chill and talk normal.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Girlfriend is pondering which is hotter, if bearded or shaven Chris Evans.

Portugal will erect a new statue of him that will rival the Titan of Braavos.

bearded.







____
also thanks for all your sympathies regarding le fuckboy :,(

 

[Xiao Hu]

No way! That gif never fails to make me smile

Well I guess I have to punch you too

Spoiler

and Justin

Spoiler

and your parents

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and your sis

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and your stupid ass brother

Spoiler

and the rest of the Carlyle clan

________

Bought some jewelry for the girls back home. Hope they like it.

 

[Chuckie]

But I was waiting for you Tence!

Sorry man. No exceptions

Spoiler

Except Trab

 

[Funky Papa]

I don't know exactly how to explain it. It's not exactly a "daddy" thing, but there's definitely a dynamic here that's new to me. That said it's not all the time. It's more a playful thing she goes into sometimes. Other times we just chill and talk normal.

How much of an age gap are we talking about here?

 

[Jobbs]

Too tired to work. Too work to tired.

Send prayers

How much of an age gap are we talking about here?

Almost 9 years

 

[Funky Papa]

Too tired to work. Too work to tired.

Send prayers



Almost 9 years

That's basically the age GAP with my girlfriend.

She's probably just being playful. Mine loves to tease me about being older than her.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I never understood "daddy" used in a sexual way.


It's just gross.

But then I also cringe at "babe".

 

[FUME5]

Here



This lot were a little overcooked, still ok but the bottom is crunchier than it should be.

What shape should a dumpling be? I don't give a fuck.

Hot dumpling action.👺

 

[friskykillface]

Damn you bladder

Now I can't fall back asleep

 

[Funky Papa]

The whole daddy thing is icky, but I think the reverse ("mommy") weirds me out even more.