Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I'm a softy old man about as complex as oatmeal.
Y'all a bunch of weirdos.
Y'all a bunch of weirdos.
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FakeGAF 8: Overthirst
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I love it. One of my fav scenes in Creepshow.Obligatory
Yes, I do love disgusting scenes in movies!
That reminds me, with October coming in a few months, that's horror movie month for me!!!
No!
Maybe you're too picky
Do you have a "type"?Maybe I'm easy to please but if you've got dark hair and glasses I'm pretty much smitten. I also noticed I seemed to date girls with pale skin and tattoos and haze-ish eyes, hmm. I've never dated a blonde before. I need to expand my horizons
Why not? It's an awesome moment yo!!! You want me to remove it?
trab pu kcip
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Maybe you're too picky
Maybe I'm easy to please but if you've got dark hair and glasses I'm pretty much smitten. I also noticed I seemed to date girls with pale skin and tattoos and haze-ish eyes, hmm. I've never dated a blonde before. I need to expand my horizons
it might seem like I am picky but there's nothing I can do about who I find attractive or not. it doesn't really boil down to a certain "type" it's just a chemistry thing I can't help. and experience has shown that only very few people fit that category. maybe it's different for men, idk. they rarely seem to understand this tbh
I kinda get it. Ask me ten years ago and the answer would have been different though.
I don't have super narrow requirements with regard to "type" I'm just looking for a connection.
I think most people understand chemistry. I think I would say it's more of an experience thing than a gender thing..maybe the older you get and the more dating you've done the more you realize how important chemistry beyond physical attraction is. I know I've gone out with very attractive people but would never wanna date them because "it" wasn't there. I think it's one of the downsides of meeting people through online dating. Even if you like the persons pictures and the texting is going well, you never really know how the in-person chemistry is gonna work out. Sometimes it can be incredibly disappointing when a person doesn't "translate" well in person.
trab pu kcip
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I just don't get this "you're probably just too picky" saying. if you do understand the whole chemistry thing yourself then it should be clear that doesn't happen with anybody. it's all part of physical attraction for me though. like it's combined.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Last sleep before I go home :c
I was just messin' with you, hence the smiley
Location is another huge factor. If you ever go to NYC for example, your phone will get blown up with Tinder matches. It's crazy.
trab pu kcip
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I was just messin' with you, hence the smiley
Location is another huge factor. If you ever go to NYC for example, your phone will get blown up with Tinder matches. It's crazy.
yeah it's weird. I had several matches yesterday and some of them texted instantly. I was actually overwhelmed with handling the situation lol. you can't keep up a conversation with everyone.
not enough matches suck too though.
What's wrong with it bro?
trab pu kcip
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What's wrong with it bro?
we're the most badass of the bunch. I'm eating gummy bears.
trab pu kcip
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I finished "Trabezoid" in my head by putting -burg at the end to make a "Trabezoidburg" which is awesome in my head.
hahah wat?
for some reason the word "trabezoid" popped into my head and I had to make it real
how's your tinder things going nnat?
Alright, went on another date this weekend but sparks didn't really fly so *ghost*
Still slightly depressing reading these peoples bios tbh
I'm back in Chicago for now rn though so no Tindering for me.
Now I'm picturing her doing the sideways zoidberg dance
trab pu kcip
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for some reason the word "trabezoid" popped into my head and I had to make it real
how's your tinder things going nnat?
I feel like it's telling me something...I mean I did go on a date with circle guy... but I'm a trabezoid...a circle doesn't go with me!
edit: but a square could fit on top of me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, got me a tinted moisturizer and started wearing it around, it makes me feel better about the redness I have in my face and nobody has really said anything so I don't think they notice.
Plus it's not as greasy as most moisturizers are, which leave me a greasy mess by the end of the day.
Plus it's not as greasy as most moisturizers are, which leave me a greasy mess by the end of the day.
You Know Nothing
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Oh good, Marrec's alive.
Now I can stop picturing him in an alley with a missing kidney.
Now I can stop picturing him in an alley with a missing kidney.
It's not like she was super into me, though she did text me afterwards D:
Look, don't expect me to try to act like I ain't a bad person lol
I've been working 60-70 hour weeks recently :-( By the time I get home and take care of all the home shit I'm dead.
Works been super stressful, one of my employees got arrested and my counterpart in Production had a nervous breakdown and had to take a week off.
Haven't talked to open relationship dude since we were together on Sunday but I did notice he looked at my Scruff profile yesterday. I have his phone number but don't really know the protocols of contacting him when he has a boyfriend. It's just a really confusing ambiguous zone.
(If given the choice, I'd want to be his friend over being a fuck buddy, honestly but I'll admit that's mostly loneliness talking as opposed to my libido. I could see myself falling for him and that would be bad news.)
(If given the choice, I'd want to be his friend over being a fuck buddy, honestly but I'll admit that's mostly loneliness talking as opposed to my libido. I could see myself falling for him and that would be bad news.)
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now imagine Ceallach
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Got a date tonight with a tradie. I love tradies. We're gonna play pool. I already said he's gonna kick my ass.
What's a tradie?
Also, guys, this watch is so pretty and so cheap:
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/...D=LINKSHARE&cm_mmc=LINKSHARE-_-5-_-63-_-MP563
You guys should get it.
Also, guys, this watch is so pretty and so cheap:
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/...D=LINKSHARE&cm_mmc=LINKSHARE-_-5-_-63-_-MP563
You guys should get it.
I legit read that as "fuck my ass" the first time and I was like
I might be preoccupied
liliththepale
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Pool, like bowling, is one of those things where I understand the geometry and physics well enough to play perfectly in theory, but just don't have the right hand-eye coordination for. So mostly I play games with a lot more leeway, like tennis.
HP_Wuvcraft
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Why do you think the term "put in the Friend Zone" exists?
The default mode for guys is women are at minimum interested in them and at maximum want to fuck them. It's ridiculous. I mean, hell, I'm guilty of at times falling into this mindset as well.
It reminds me of that FB story where a guy literally wrote "you are encouraging the decline of the population" because a woman wouldn't sit next to him.
trab pu kcip
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Probably off trying to get with some circle.
Lucian Cat
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A tradesman. Like electrician or plumber etc.
On the first date? Damn son.I legit read that as "fuck my ass" the first time and I was like
I might be preoccupied
trab pu kcip
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why tho :<
He doesn't know he's a square or he doesn't know she's a circle.
The human condition :lol
I feel like my trabezoid graphic was actually a perceptive meditation on humanity
my geometric shape is 🔨
..and yet not everything looks like a nail, so I guess the saying is wrong
yeah I know...
I'm interested in trying it sometime. In the past I've had it offered but was always too afraid of ickiness but girlgaf was eye opening.
my geometric shape is 🔨
..and yet not everything looks like a nail, so I guess the saying is wrong
yeah I know...
I'm interested in trying it sometime. In the past I've had it offered but was always too afraid of ickiness but girlgaf was eye opening.
trab pu kcip
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who do the circles go with though?
edit: oh other circles probably
edit: oh other circles probably
liliththepale
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Circles are comfortable in their hermitage. They don't fit with anyone but they roll with it nonetheless.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I can picture Ceallach in an alley with a missing kidney, but she's not the one missing the kidney.
So I managed to get a Jolteon and Arcanine today. I left the Arcanine at a gym on campus to defend.
trab pu kcip
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you're so right
trab pu kcip
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I just realized I could also go with a triangle! this should give me more options
You could also go with a rhombus if you're very careful! One wrong move and you'll set him off
On second thought let's forget rhombus
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
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