I'm usually drunk as well so if I found her attractive we got down to it.
Regret rate of about 20%
I mean, she was kinda cute, but clearly not all there in the head.
I give blunt, straightforward answers to flirty questions until they go away.
"So, what are you doing after this?"
"Going home and going to sleep."
I probably should've done that tbh
I usually don't give drunk people attention unless I'm also drunk. At best, a slight glare of eye roll.
I was too polite to do this though.
I should probably explain the whole situation. I'm gonna edit this from my Twitter since I told the story there.
On Saturday, after EVO pools closed, there was a pool party that I got an invite to. When I got there, this chick sits next to me with no explanation. I don't think much of it, and she asks what my name is. I tell her, and she repeats it over and over in kind of a happy tone. I ask what her name is, and she looks me in the eye, dead serious, and says "I don't have a name." I smile and nod, because I figure she might be drunk or high or some shit, and I finally get a name from her. We get to some small talk, and she just says "tell me a story" and cuddles up to me. At this point I'm weirded out, since I have no experience dealing with clingy drunks, but I keep my cool and tell the story about how my family got robbed (I'll tell you guys that one on a different day if you haven't heard it already). After the story, she says "were they bad men?"
"Uh, yes they were"
"But all people are bad"
?????
After that she asks what kind of job I have, so I tell her I work for Nintendo.
"that's badass"
"I guess lol"
"Well, I mean you have to be in order to be working there"
....Finally after all of this, she scampers off somewhere else, and I'm left with more questions than answers. My friends are trying to give me props, meanwhile I'm questioning if I'm gonna need to change my name and shit. Then SHE COMES BACK LATER with a drink. I don't drink, but even if I did I wasn't touching that shit.
Her friends/handlers show up a few minutes later, and she runs up to them like a lost puppy. One of them says "you're drunk" and gives her a bottle of water. She treats the bottle like it's everything she ever wanted in life. By this time, the party is winding down and the struggle cover band has mercifully stopped playing, so the girl and her two friends finally leave. My friends come back, and I'm trying to explain what in the fuck just happened, and they're concerned about whether or not I got a number.
It's rumored you can control the Eeveelution if you name your Eevee after one of the Eevee brothers from the anime. I tried it once by naming an Eevee Pyro and it worked but that doesn't really confirm it 100%
I had it confirmed for me during EVO. It's legit.