You Know Nothing
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He's destined for great things in life.
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FakeGAF 8: Overthirst
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He's destined for great things in life.
Hey, it's a proper English word.
Fall Into The GAF
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Oh man wait till he gets home and tweets about this miscarriage of justice to his boys Roosh & Milo.
HP_Wuvcraft
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No, that's exactly what is going to happen.
He's like a GG posting in NeoGAF simply so he can go and post on Reddit after he gets banned.
Professional victims tbh
He's going hard in that vocal fry thread.
You Know Nothing
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I still refuse to believe Milo's hair is real.
I think it's cute how he's sort of become the alt-right's go to "gay friend" to justify their blatant idiocy tho.
I think it's cute how he's sort of become the alt-right's go to "gay friend" to justify their blatant idiocy tho.
D
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... i have to know how this story ended. Why didn't camera guy stick with it till the end D:
I don't appreciate people who try to decide they are the singular arbiter of a language that's over 1000 years old and is undergoing constant, measurable evolution.
Do your thing boss, just don't get banned eh?
I don't care about that. They're telling people they're lesser for being different for them and that those people should change for their sake.
That's shit too.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Vocal fry is an abomination.
It's true. You can talk however you want. I can also be annoyed by it if you choose to use what is, in my opinion, a monstrous mutation of speech
It's true. You can talk however you want. I can also be annoyed by it if you choose to use what is, in my opinion, a monstrous mutation of speech
liliththepale
Banned
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
2edgy4meThis just makes me want to do it more
The guy who reckons a vocal pattern causes him physical pain takes the cake.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I actually was in a situation like this on my dinner break from Spirit Halloween.
Racist fuck tried to fight the manager.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Man some conversations I have with clients are pushing it. Let's discuss casual drug use.
Tomorrow I've got a client that I'm not paid anywhere near enough to deal with.
Tomorrow I've got a client that I'm not paid anywhere near enough to deal with.
He's one of the biggest trolls in existence. Probably half of the things he says are designed to irritate, elicit a violent response or draw attention to his thirsty ass. He mostly succeeds in that since he wants to be "punk". And in his words, to be punk in these liberal days is to be extremely conservative and vocal about it.
As for his hair, I feel like it's a bizzarre parody(tribute?) of Trump's iconic hairstyle? Maybe I'm wrong, but Milo always refers to him as daddy.
You're giving my old, decrepit ass too much credit, but still, thank you.
OK. Hi, guys and gals, I'm Vazduh and I occasionally browse this amusing thread. You can usually find me over at PopGAF, but I promise I'll stop by once in a while. Maybe I'll even stick around!
liliththepale
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Chuckie
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Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Oh dear. Oh oh dear.
Representing!
Yeah, well, I'm a man, couldn't leave her completely high and dry.
LookAtMeGo
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Did you just wiggle it in?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
You could at least have used your drunk powers to eat her like leftover pizza.
Hahahahahha
Nah, I was operating at about 65-70% rigidity.
That's certainly within my repertoire, but not after a solid 3 days of drinking, smoking and a bit of amphetamines.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Milo is an alt-right android ritualistically forged in a vat deep beneath the Illuminati HQ. Like Taylor Swift and Kanye West.
As a neogaf man that's still a solid 7 inches
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Hi new people!
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
A good vocal fry makes me pulsate like Vaz at the Turkish oil wrestling world finals.
hmmm
it's not really what I'd think of as a very sexy sounding voice
I don't mind it though
Chuckie
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Can you give me an example? I have no idea what a vocal fry is.
A huge house party. Jobbs was apparently getting really drunk.
It does!!!
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Chuckie
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That sounds annoying af. Like Britney Spears in her first song.
liliththepale
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it's only natural to exaggerate.
when I was rereading the Harry Potter books in college, I noticed something odd that had never caught my attention before, and seemingly not the attention of others either. Many of the wands seemed really small: described as nine to eleven inches. This is kind of innocuous until you actually measure it out.
Maybe I just really like a long wand in my hand, or maybe wands are bigger on screen (on average) than they are in real life.
Harry Potter: holly, 11", supple, single phoenix tail feather
Draco Malfoy: hawthorn, 10", reasonably springy, unicorn tail hair
So let's find some stills of the on-screen wands that these men whip around to perform various acts with, and let's measure the wands with pixels. Hmm.
Well Harry's face is not really only five inches tall, but thanks to foreshortening it's hard to say how much to adjust the scale. No matterDraco's wand seems to be right in line with his face. This is the money shot.
Hold on a minute! If Draco's wand is only ten inches, then that means his head is seven inches long as a young adult. Now my face is about nine inches from top to bottom, and it's a lot rounder/more feminine than Mr. Tom Felton. So what could be going on here?
I propose that wizards have shrunken heads. Need proof? We already see one on the Night Bus and on the entry door to The Hog's Head bar.
What am I getting at?
Let's think about it this way. My older brother is getting married on Saturday, but he's also the floor manager at my job because nepotism hooray. Tangential to that, he's taken off the whole week and we'll also be closed Thursday and Friday. Stay with me. I promise this is going somewhere. Now just because we're closed those days and the floor manager is out doesn't mean we're trying to get less work done. So I've been asked to come in a couple hours early each day and stay a couple hours late as well.
Then add in the little sleep I got this past weekend for throwing an awesome bachelorette party.
Okay, so, there's like this myth on the Internet about how if you don't have sex by the time you're thirty years old then you become a wizard. And it seems clear to me that if you have to brag to internet strangers about the massive peen you possess then maybe that's because you're not actually using it.
The bottom line is this: forty-two.
Hmmm, actually it sounds sexy to me
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HP_Wuvcraft
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it's only natural to exaggerate.
when I was rereading the Harry Potter books in college, I noticed something odd that had never caught my attention before, and seemingly not the attention of others either. Many of the wands seemed really small: described as nine to eleven inches. This is kind of innocuous until you actually measure it out.
Maybe I just really like a long wand in my hand, or maybe wands are bigger on screen (on average) than they are in real life.
Harry Potter: holly, 11", supple, single phoenix tail feather
Draco Malfoy: hawthorn, 10", reasonably springy, unicorn tail hair
So let's find some stills of the on-screen wands that these men whip around to perform various acts with, and let's measure the wands with pixels. Hmm.
Well Harry's face is not really only five inches tall, but thanks to foreshortening it's hard to say how much to adjust the scale. No matterDraco's wand seems to be right in line with his face. This is the money shot.
Hold on a minute! If Draco's wand is only ten inches, then that means his head is seven inches long as a young adult. Now my face is about nine inches from top to bottom, and it's a lot rounder/more feminine than Mr. Tom Felton. So what could be going on here?
I propose that wizards have shrunken heads. Need proof? We already see one on the Night Bus and on the entry door to The Hog's Head bar.
What am I getting at?
Let's think about it this way. My older brother is getting married on Saturday, but he's also the floor manager at my job because nepotism hooray. Tangential to that, he's taken off the whole week and we'll also be closed Thursday and Friday. Stay with me. I promise this is going somewhere. Now just because we're closed those days and the floor manager is out doesn't mean we're trying to get less work done. So I've been asked to come in a couple hours early each day and stay a couple hours late as well.
Then add in the little sleep I got this past weekend for throwing an awesome bachelorette party.
Okay, so, there's like this myth on the Internet about how if you don't have sex by the time you're thirty years old then you become a wizard. And it seems clear to me that if you have to brag to internet strangers about the massive peen you possess then maybe that's because you're not actually using it.
The bottom line is this: forty-two.
I've actually seen Daniel Radcliffe's dick.
Mmmhmmmm....
Well I just drew this
He leers at the player and makes human sounding moans. And he has creepy dangling human like hands.
Incidentally my favorite two digit number is 45. I've had a long standing fascinating with 45. I don't even know why. I just like how it looks. It's so satisfying.
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