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[Vazra]

I really like carrots

What are your thoughts on carrot dogs?

 

[Misha]

What are your thoughts on carrot dogs?

Clarification: carrots should never be cooked

 

[zeemumu]

Hey Misha, if I load a byte of a string contained in one of the registers into the $a registers in assembly language, can I use those $a registers to compare the character on that byte in that string?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why does chow hall food always suck ass

 

[liliththepale]

Maybe they thought they were liking carrots. Id date a carrot

just get a good vibrator. it'll last longer

Why does chow hall food always suck ass

idk ask uncle sam

 

[Misha]

Hey Misha, if I load a byte of a string contained in one of the registers into the $a registers in assembly language, can I use those $a registers to compare the character on that byte in that string?

I can't really remember how assembly works unfortunately sorry

just get a good vibrator. it'll last longer

I can't eat a vibrator

 

[liliththepale]

I can't eat a vibrator

I can't eat Justin

 

[Misha]

I can't eat Justin

This is where you went wrong

 

[zeemumu]

Why does chow hall food always suck ass

Probably cheap to make and quick to prepare, like Hot Pockets

 

[Vazra]

I can't eat Justin

Cannibalism tho.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I gotta get married so I can get tf out of the dorms

 

[Professor Beef]

I gotta get married so I can get tf out of the dorms

what about your female hunny

 

[zeemumu]

Joker will always love Batman more than he loves Harley.

 

[liliththepale]

This is where you went wrong

It all works out in the end. Justin's a good cook, so I still get fed.

Cannibalism tho.

The problem with that, same as with Misha's carrot, is you can't eat your date and have it too. This isn't some moral quandary, it's a matter of still wanting to have my boyfriend after dinner.

 

[FUME5]

I really like carrots

So that's a yes to the carrot dog?

EDIT

I see your clarification.

 

[liliththepale]

Joker will always love Batman more than he loves Harley.

doesn't it just depend on who is writing him?

 

[zeemumu]

doesn't it just depend on who is writing him?

Probably not, actually. I can't think of any interpretations where he values his relationship with Harley over his obsession with Batman. You'd have to ask Pau to be sure.

 

[Vazra]

The problem with that, same as with Misha's carrot, is you can't eat your date and have it too. This isn't some moral quandary, it's a matter of still wanting to have my boyfriend after dinner.

Eat the parts he can live without. Problem solved.

 

[Jobbs]

going out into the blistering night. send help

 

[liliththepale]

Probably not, actually. I can't think of any interpretations where he values his relationship with Harley over his obsession with Batman. You'd have to ask Pau to be sure.

I think you're being disingenuous with your use of the word "love" here

Eat the parts he can live without. Problem solved.

you're assuming there are parts I can live without, and also that those parts would be tasty

 

[zeemumu]

going out into the blistering night. send help

63% humidity in that heat? Why would you do this to yourself?

 

[FUME5]

Eat the parts he can live without. Problem solved.

Gall bladder and tonsils?

 

[zeemumu]

I think you're being disingenuous with your use of the word "love" here

Lifetime tells me that murderous obsession is an acceptable substitution for the word love.

Look at this romance

 

[Nerdkiller]

This is me right now.

going out into the blistering night. send help

OH JAESUS! How do you tolerate?

 

[liliththepale]

Lifetime tells me that murderous obsession is an acceptable substitution for the word love.

ha

63% humidity in that heat? Why would you do this to yourself?

it's really not that hard to do inline HTML editing

going out into the blistering night. send help

this week is tolerable for me

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

what about your female hunny

we've only been dating like two months

 

[Vazra]

Gall bladder and tonsils?

You can cut small parts from the legs and the arms and still be functional. Same goes for stomach.

As for weather.

 

[Ceallach]

I have the biggest zit on my jaw right now. Someone come pop it for me

 

[liliththepale]

we've only been dating like two months

there's always divorce!

This is me right now.

if it were easy to have a sexy body then they wouldn't be sexy. It's basic supply and demand

 

[FUME5]

I have the biggest zit on my jaw right now. Someone come pop it for me

You're on your own, sailor.

 

[Professor Beef]

we've only been dating like two months

oh fine, i'm on my way

I have the biggest zit on my jaw right now. Someone come pop it for me

oh fine, i'm on my way

 

[Misha]

So my monitor isn't working after the power went out yesterday. Is there any fix or is it dead?

 

[FUME5]

So my monitor isn't working after the power went out yesterday. Is there any fix or is it dead?

Seems unlikely a basic power outage would cook your monitors power supply or anything.

 

[Vazra]

I want nachos. Help I got no nachos and no taco sauce. I wanna weep. lol.

 

[Jobbs]

I want nachos. Help I got no nachos and no taco sauce. I wanna weep. lol.

it's nacho day

 

[FUME5]

it's nacho day

This is no time for that, he needs to be a nacho man, stat.

 

[Josh with a J]

I'm a terrible person but at least I know it

 

[FUME5]

I'm a terrible person but at least I know it

What have you done this time?

 

[Misha]

Seems unlikely a basic power outage would cook your monitors power supply or anything.

Turns out it was turned off for some reason. My dad's receiver seems dead as a doornail tho

 

[FloatOn]

Welp Michelle Obama just made me lowkey sob like a baby....

 

[Vazra]

I had quesadillas. Crisis adverted.

Welp Michelle Obama just made me lowkey sob like a baby....

What did she say?

 

[FloatOn]

What did she say?

YouTube it later

 

[Vazra]

YouTube it later

Watching it here.

 

[FloatOn]

Watching it here.

I kinda lost it when she mentioned the blood doners after the pulse shooting

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I forgot how much I love math rock.
Hella - "Better Get a Broom!"

 

[FloatOn]

I forgot how much I love math rock.
Hella - "Better Get a Broom!"

hold your horse is remains the quintessential math rock album

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Don Caballero - What Burns Never Returns is up there for me.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Watching it here.

After today, what with all the Russian hacks and convention commotion early in the day, I needed this.

Spoiler

Michelle looking hot as ever.

 

[Vazra]

 

[zeemumu]

I saw one of those Heart Attack Grills in Vegas. That place looked lethal.