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[Misha]

I handle stress by sleeping.

same. not even a conscious thing, just get super tired when i'm stressed

 

[FUME5]

I'll have to delete my Tinder profile. I don't wanna get hepatitis and blue waffles and a colapsing anus ;_; ..to only mention a few things!

A year or two, give or take.

The plan is find an internship (applications for the ones I'm planning on start in the fall) while still in college/graduate and then get a job, hopefully in my field. If that's proving problematic then I'll find a job that'll let me earn enough money to find an apartment and move out. SoCal is expensive. Either way I have to finish college first, but stress interferes with my schoolwork.

You've got a plan, put's you out ahead of a lot of people.

 

[Jobbs]

I'll have to delete my Tinder profile. I don't wanna get hepatitis and blue waffles and a colapsing anus ;_; ..to only mention a few things!

stop having buttsex and you can avoid the collapsing anus

I still have no idea what blue waffles is

 

[Pau]

Snorlax chair :0

Haha this cat does not look amused but I would be! :3

How old is your sister?

Because she sounds 12.

She's 27.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I still have no idea what blue waffles is

Google image search it

Spoiler

I don't either

 

[trab pu kcip]

You've got a plan, put's you out ahead of a lot of people.

human contact is so gross ;_; it hurts my soul

stop having buttsex and you can avoid the collapsing anus

I still have no idea what blue waffles is

okay, I'll just cross anything that's fun off my list now

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I'll have to delete my Tinder profile. I don't wanna get hepatitis and blue waffles and a colapsing anus ;_;!

Prolapsing. It comes out, instead of going in.

 

[Timu]

I still have no idea what blue waffles is

You don't wanna know, trust me!!!

 

[FUME5]

stop having buttsex and you can avoid the collapsing anus

I still have no idea what blue waffles is

You stop having buttseks.

And blue waffle disease is a horrific genital disease.

Imagine the brain bug from Starship Troopers and you're part way there.

human contact is so gross ;_; it hurts my soul

Nah, I enjoy the touch of a woman.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Prolapsing. It comes out, instead of going in.

tthat's even worse, right? :O

 

[Jobbs]

You stop having buttseks.

And blue waffle disease is a horrific genital disease.

Imagine the brain bug from Starship Troopers and you're part way there.

jaysuss christ /irish accent

and I only had it the one time so I guess I did stop

human contact is so gross ;_; it hurts my soul

okay, I'll just cross anything that's fun off my list now

most human contact is gross but some people get excepted

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

She's 27.

You'd think she'd be out of junior high.

tthat's even worse, right? :O

I haven't experienced either, blessedly.

 

[EatChildren]

Collapsing anus is a rare bioquantum physiophenomenon which results in an irreversible anal singularity.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You stop having buttseks.

And blue waffle disease is a horrific genital disease.

Imagine the brain bug from Starship Troopers and you're part way there.



Nah, I enjoy the touch of a woman.

even if she has blue waffels? D:

 

[Jobbs]

Collapsing anus is a rare bioquantum physiophenomenon which results in an irreversible anal singularity.

for some reason I imagined a portal to another dimension opening up in an anus

 

[trab pu kcip]

for some reason I imagined a portal to another dimension opening up in an anus

I imagined a black hole

 

[Jobbs]

I imagined a black hole

lol

we're 12





still waiting to see if she's going to show up or not so I can finalize my movie plans

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Human contact isn't gross stop being babies gawd

 

[trab pu kcip]

Human contact isn't gross stop being babies gawd

this is me at my worst. I get mad anxiety over stuff like this :<

 

[FloatOn]

 

[FUME5]

Collapsing anus is a rare bioquantum physiophenomenon which results in an irreversible anal singularity.

.

That was my other idea but I went with Event Anus / Anus Horizon.

even if she has blue waffels? D:

GOD NO.

Human contact isn't gross stop being babies gawd

I'm going to need that gif Jobbs, you know the one.

 

[Jobbs]

this is me at my worst. I get mad anxiety over stuff like this :<

any minute you'll start ordering people around to wash their hands and stuff

 

[trab pu kcip]

any minute you'll start ordering people around to wash their hands and stuff

with the disinfecting soap I bought. but even that won't stop hepatitis on the rise.

 

[trab pu kcip]

That was my other idea but I went with Event Anus / Anus Horizon.



GOD NO.

you might not know it though! she gets you all hot and sweaty and turns off the lights. THEN WHAT

 

[Jobbs]

with the disinfecting soap I bought. but even that won't stop hepatitis on the rise.

I have a whole box of these in my closet

 

[FloatOn]

Fuck human contact my bed is massaging me rn

Based tempurpedic

 

[Pau]

lol

we're 12

It certainly does feel like I'm back at lunch time in middle school.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

You guys are cute. Head over to the Fig 1 app or the NEJM Facebook page.

 

[trab pu kcip]

this is it...my anus is collapsing.



see y'all in hell.

 

[FUME5]

you might not know it though! she gets you all hot and sweaty and turns off the lights. THEN WHAT

.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I think I just became gayer if that were even possible.

 

[Jobbs]

this is it...my anus is collapsing.



see y'all in hell.

It certainly does feel like I'm back at lunch time in middle school.

Sorry Pau

If it makes you feel better I djgksdjgskdgjds

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

this is me at my worst. I get mad anxiety over stuff like this :<

I guess my thinking is that our bodies are equipped to deal with a lot of shit, like I don't worry too much about that sort of thing and get ill with a cold maybe twice a year, and nothing else

Ironically, the stress of worrying about germs probably increases your chances of getting ill

 

[FloatOn]

I think I just became gayer if that were even possible.

Glad to oblige m'sir

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Take a micro bio class.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I guess my thinking is that our bodies are equipped to deal with a lot of shit, like I don't worry too much about that sort of thing and get ill with a cold maybe twice a year, and nothing else

Ironically, the stress of worrying about germs probably increases your chances of getting ill

you're right, stress affects the immune system MUST NOT WORRY MUST NOT WORRY MUST NOT WORRY

 

[Lucian Cat]

Josh I love your snaps.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I have a whole box of these in my closet

This stuff is part of the reason super bugs are on the rise.

 

[trab pu kcip]

This stuff is part of the reason super bugs are on the rise.

why:O

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Take a micro bio class.

Is that directed at me? Am I being a dumb idiot boy? D:

you're right, stress affects the immune system MUST NOT WORRY MUST NOT WORRY MUST NOT WORRY

Lol

Yeah I thought that might have the opposite effect. Oops. Sorry

 

[FUME5]

I think I just became gayer if that were even possible.

why:O

Overuse of disinfectants and antibiotics have caused more and more of them to become resistant to our normal treatments.

 

[Jobbs]

This stuff is part of the reason super bugs are on the rise.

yeah probably...

the habit started when I was working at a call center in the two thousandsies... I generally worked at a different computer every day and there were hundreds of employees. It was terrifying.

I'd bring stuff in and wipe everything down and basically treat the computer like it was toxic and not touch my face or anything and purell every time I stood up from it

why:O

people nuking bacteria is making bacteria evolve that is super strong or whatever

 

[zeemumu]

You've got a plan, put's you out ahead of a lot of people.

I just have to hold it together long enough.

Maybe if I defeat Sheng Long I'll stand a chance.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Overuse of disinfectants and antibiotics have caused more and more of them to become resistant to our normal treatments.

oh. I thought she meant actual bugs lol.
but yeah that's true. I only use them when I feel extra endangered. the antibiotics thing has become a real problem with STDs too btw

 

[Lucian Cat]

why:O

yeah probably...

the habit started when I was working at a call center in the two thousandsies... I generally worked at a different computer every day and there were hundreds of employees. It was terrifying.

I'd bring stuff in and wipe everything down and basically treat the computer like it was toxic and not touch my face or anything and purell every time I stood up from it



people nuking bacteria is making bacteria evolve that is super strong or whatever

^
I only use it if I have no access to a sink. Other than that it can stay the hell away from.me.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Is that directed at me? Am I being a dumb idiot boy? D:

Nah, at people being germaphobes.

Bacteria and viruses are so cool.

 

[Jobbs]

well phobias aren't rational, lisa

 

[trab pu kcip]

Nah, at people being germaphobes.

Bacteria and viruses are so cool.

I'd have to take micro bio and history because I'm scared of germs and Germans. I'd probably be dead by the end of the semester.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Germans are scary, I'll give you that.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

On a separate note

Get to try out the two Netrunner decks I've built tomorrow

Shit's gonna be fuuuuuuuun