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[FloatOn]

I'm about to get fucked by this math test

Send help

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yeah, I know.



I had to hide my internet chatting from my parents because they were worried all my friends were secretly old men trying to molest me xD

don't worry about it. I actually have shark week coming up and I go from swooning over someone's nose to being close to losing my shit in seconds :'D

 

[Josh with a J]

AIM was actually the reason why I lost my virginity at like 12. Well that plus lying my ass off saying I was older

 

[trab pu kcip]

I met my first "boyfriend" online. I remember my Dad having to drive me to his town. and his mom hated me for some reason. so embarrassing in hindsight :'D

 

[Nerdkiller]

Ahhh, remember when MSN Live Messenger was a thing?

 

[Jobbs]

I was on ICQ like crazy

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Wanky charges on the debit card

nice

 

[Vazra]

Ahhh, remember when MSN Live Messenger was a thing?

Custom emoticons were the shit. All the lewd ones I had

 

[jb1234]

I'm about to get fucked by this math test

Send help

Be sure to wear protection.

 

[Clydefrog]

I was on ICQ like crazy

Uh-oh!

 

[trab pu kcip]

Ahhh, remember when MSN Live Messenger was a thing?

MSN messenger was the bomb! I miss it sometimes. remember how it would show what you are currently listening to? <3

 

[trab pu kcip]

update: cute nose wants to meet up!

 

[Jobbs]

update: cute nose wants to meet up!

don't let your anus collapse!!

 

[trab pu kcip]

don't let your anus collapse!!

when is it okay to ask him for a hepatitis check?

 

[FUME5]

when is it okay to ask him for a hepatitis check?

He's a tattooist, so checks like that are part of his industry.

Flight Trab309 is clear for take off.

 

[Jobbs]

when is it okay to ask him for a hepatitis check?

If someone asks me this I'd be gettin' all dignified and offended, so.. probably never haha

 

[trab pu kcip]

He's a tattooist, so checks like that are part of his industry.

Flight Trab309 is clear for take off.

OMG :'D it's perfect.

these dice are hurting my eyes. make it stoppp

 

[FUME5]

Yeah, those dice are wack.

Also, this has me warming up to some D&D with you dorks in the distant future when someone gets around organizing it.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yeah, those dice are wack.

Also, this has me warming up to some D&D with you dorks in the distant future when someone gets around organizing it.

I don't like online D&D..it's like talking on the phone wish we could all huddle up in jobb's creepy dark basement.

 

[FUME5]

I don't like online D&D..it's like talking on the phone wish we could all huddle up in jobb's creepy dark basement.

Considering he sleeps on the floor there's no way he has enough chairs for everyone.

I bet there's not even beer in his fridge.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Considering he sleeps on the floor there's no way he has enough chairs for everyone.

I bet there's not even beer in his fridge.

he'll buy bean bag chairs for all of us!

 

[Jobbs]

no beer sorry I do have a creepy basement though!

and I have bean bags!

 

[FUME5]

I'll be bringing at least a carton then I guess.

Sometime in 2018 work for everyone?

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'll be bringing at least a carton then I guess.

Sometime in 2018 work for everyone?

I'll keep it clear.

 

[liliththepale]

I almost never make plans more than like... two weeks in advance :O


And Matt of course you have a basement. Is there a house in Ohio that doesn't have one? Now finding a basement in California, that's rare!

 

[trab pu kcip]

I almost never make plans more than like... two weeks in advance :O


And Matt of course you have a basement. Is there a house in Ohio that doesn't have one? Now finding a basement in California, that's rare!

but where do you put all your creepy stuff? D:

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

no beer sorry I do have a creepy basement though!

and I have bean bags!

Why would you admit to the creepy basement?

 

[liliththepale]

but where do you put all your creepy stuff? D:

Closets, spare bedrooms, garage, backyard shed, or sometimes just in my room. There are a bunch of halloween costumes on display in my bedroom

 

[Jobbs]

I almost never make plans more than like... two weeks in advance :O


And Matt of course you have a basement. Is there a house in Ohio that doesn't have one? Now finding a basement in California, that's rare!

what's at the ground level if not a basement?

it's really creepy though. There's a scary furnace and old shit that was there when I moved in and I don't know what it is. There's also a door that locks on the wrong side.. In other words, you could only lock someone inside the room as opposed to locking people out. I theorize it was used as a prison by the last renter.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Yeah, I just... I just don't want to blame my attitude on that because it feels like an excuse. I want to feel like I'm in control, not at the whim of silly little messengers in my body.

I think that's a fairly common desire-- I certainly heard it from my girlfriend and other women when I/they were your age. Less so now— perhaps it is experience, perhaps resignation; my own emotional roller coaster has become more kiddie-ride like as I've grown older.

I'm looking at Dilbert in an entirely new and horrifying light.

He is such an asshole.

 

[FUME5]

No basement and no creepy stuff checking in.

Man I miss my dungeon.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Have a basement-- has my office in it. Any dead bodies are hidden under piles of guitar and computer equipment.

 

[liliththepale]

what's at the ground level if not a basement?

it's really creepy though. There's a scary furnace and old shit that was there when I moved in and I don't know what it is. There's also a door that locks on the wrong side.. In other words, you could only lock someone inside the room as opposed to locking people out. I theorize it was used as a prison by the last renter.

Nothing. Just solid foundation. Like when you walk in the front door, it never gets any lower than that. No hatches, no steps down to a dank darkness, no trap doors, no caves, nothing buried nor kept away. It's just four to six inches of cement.

I think that's a fairly common desire-- I certainly heard it from my girlfriend and other women when I/they were your age. Less so now&#8212; perhaps it is experience, perhaps resignation; my own emotional roller coaster has become more kiddie-ride like as I've grown older.

Thanks. That's good to hear.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I spend an hour a day in my basement because my treadmill is down there. It's not creepy, just depressingly empty.

Seeing Star Trek tonight.

Also got my Master's Degree in the mail today!!

 

[Jobbs]

Nothing. Just solid foundation. Like when you walk in the front door, it never gets any lower than that. No hatches, no steps down to a dank darkness, no trap doors, no caves, nothing buried nor kept away. It's just four to six inches of cement.

I always figured your house would slide away or be unstable or whatever if the foundation wasn't underground.

I wonder then what the purpose is... The furnace and water heater and power main are down there, but you don't actually need an underground lair for those things

 

[trab pu kcip]

Closets, spare bedrooms, garage, backyard shed, or sometimes just in my room. There are a bunch of halloween costumes on display in my bedroom

Ahh I wanna see

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

He is such an asshole.

For a minute, I thought that his rant was satire, as it was just too good to be true.

Then I read his Twitter Feed.

 

[FUME5]

I always figured your house would slide away or be unstable or whatever if the foundation wasn't underground

Hahahah, what?

 

[liliththepale]

I spend an hour a day in my basement because my treadmill is down there. It's not creepy, just depressingly empty.

Seeing Star Trek tonight.

Also got my Master's Degree in the mail today!!

hey, congrats!

I always figured your house would slide away or be unstable or whatever if the foundation wasn't underground.

I wonder then what the purpose is... The furnace and water heater and power main are down there, but you don't actually need an underground lair for those things

Don't have a furnace. Water heater is in the garage, breaker panel and AC unit are external.

Wikipedia says in certain climates you need concrete below the frost line anyway to keep it from shifting over the seasons, which makes sense. But California doesn't have seasons.

 

[FloatOn]

If you have a basement in Florida you'll be underwater :O

 

[Ceallach]

Holy shit, the game this Master System came with, Golvellius is really REALLY fucking good. God damn, I am really enjoying this.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

hey, congrats!

Thanks!

If you have a basement in Florida you'll be underwater :O

One time, I went in my basement to use the bike during a heavy rainstorm. It flooded, and I didn't notice until I was done. I stepped off into a puddle of nearly knee high water.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Yo Netrunner is the best

So fucking good

 

[FUME5]

Holy shit, the game this Master System came with, Golvellius is really REALLY fucking good. God damn, I am really enjoying this.

Yeah, Golvellius was great for its time.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Lol

Nailed it

Man I dunno if it's the pills or what, but I've been feeling like I want a girlfriend waaaaay more than I did before

 

[Jobbs]

the bank account part of the collage cracked me up

 

[Ceallach]

the bank account part of the collage cracked me up

This is the truest thing ever posted on GAF

 

[You Know Nothing]

the bank account part of the collage cracked me up

Jesus, the accuracy.

 

[trab pu kcip]

the bank account part of the collage cracked me up

These fucking shoes!!!!!!!!!! I hate them so much!!!!!!!!!! Youre not going sailing fuck off!!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/133406477506/global-gender-war

So yeah, Scott Adams. Y I K E S