I can't imagine anything worse. Maybe if the movie was The Lorax.A girlfriend and I are about to take our kids to one of those child friendly screenings of finding dory where they leave the lights up and let kids run crazy. Satan help me
I can't imagine anything worse. Maybe if the movie was The Lorax.A girlfriend and I are about to take our kids to one of those child friendly screenings of finding dory where they leave the lights up and let kids run crazy. Satan help me
As real as You Know Nothing sobriety.
My birthday is tomorrow. Mom and a friend are coming over. They both irritate me so this'll be a slog but I at least get free Thai out of it.
(I'll be 26.)
A girlfriend and I are about to take our kids to one of those child friendly screenings of finding dory where they leave the lights up and let kids run crazy. Satan help me
phew.
wait.
Also I've been liked by a goat today. Excuse the weird derp fat face.
Wait, you're a year younger than I am?
I've just been mindfucked. I seriously thought you were in your early 30s this whole time.
My birthday is tomorrow. Mom and a friend are coming over. They both irritate me so this'll be a slog but I at least get free Thai out of it.
(I'll be 26.)
phew.
wait.
Also I've been liked by a goat today. Excuse the weird derp fat face.
I'M OLDER?!My birthday is tomorrow. Mom and a friend are coming over. They both irritate me so this'll be a slog but I at least get free Thai out of it.
(I'll be 26.)
I'm 28 with the mind of a 12 year old.
Applied to be a medical scribe. Seems fun.
I'M OLDER?!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk
nah it's cool.
I knew it. You talking with f*redacted* about it all the time. I knew I wasn't crazy!While I'm enjoying people thinking I'm still in my 20s, nah. I'll be 26. And then add a decade onto that, haha.
I knew it. You talking with f*redacted* about it all the time. I knew I wasn't crazy!
I knew it. You talking with f*redacted* about it all the time. I knew I wasn't crazy!
God I hate Tumblr culture so much. People who define themselves with these fucking super specific labels and make that their identity. It just says to me that you have no substance to you.
Preeeeety much lol.Oh no it's too far to go home
I better stay the night
What a shame
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Nah I'm all about that snuggle life. Plus I could see something happening with this one. He's hella cute.I have a hard rule to never stay over at a guys place. I don't care how late I leave, it keeps them from thinking they are something more than they are
God I hate Tumblr culture so much. People who define themselves with these fucking super specific labels and make that their identity. It just says to me that you have no substance to you.
Almost sameI'm 28 with the mind of a 12 year old.
Tumblr has culture?
We snuggled pretty hard lol. He's a little skinny thoughHow was the snuggle tonight, Lisa? Did he snuggle you hard or more soft...with his muscular arms?
We snuggled pretty hard lol. He's a little skinny though
I'm not referring to downstairs lol. He's a skinny white boy. I'll send you a pic when I get homeDo you mean upstairs or downstairs? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hip hopSkinny white metal head?
Preach. Have said almost the same verbatim with friends.God I hate Tumblr culture so much. People who define themselves with these fucking super specific labels and make that their identity. It just says to me that you have no substance to you.
Is turgling a euphemism for something or is this just an innocently funny joke
Because I can actually relate to this a lot
Preach. Have said almost the same verbatim with friends.
First time I hear of this. I love it. I have compiled my search in an easy to reach location.It's not anything but there is a meme where you have to build an MS paint story around a Captcha phrase that you get.
my dad today was funny today. "funny". Of course everybody wants to know about my breakup and why it happened and what that means for me in the future. So he was doing his damnedest to say that just because I partake in some stereotypically masculine stuff (esp. video games/computers) that it doesn't mean I'm not feminine, and I shouldn't be embracing a masculine self image just because some parts of me lean that way and it's PC to do that. I think it was his roundabout way of saying "I hope you don't experiment with girls because someone's telling you you're not feminine enough."
But I was like you're right, I'm not feminine. And I'm also not masculine. I'm just me. I like what I like and I'm going to pursue what I want. Maybe I'm way too privileged to speak into this, but I don't think labels help people as much as they hurt us.
my dad today was funny today. "funny". Of course everybody wants to know about my breakup and why it happened and what that means for me in the future. So he was doing his damnedest to say that just because I partake in some stereotypically masculine stuff (esp. video games/computers) that it doesn't mean I'm not feminine, and I shouldn't be embracing a masculine self image just because some parts of me lean that way and it's PC to do that. I think it was his roundabout way of saying "I hope you don't experiment with girls because someone's telling you you're not feminine enough."
But I was like you're right, I'm not feminine. And I'm also not masculine. I'm just me. I like what I like and I'm going to pursue what I want. Maybe I'm way too privileged to speak into this, but I don't think labels help people as much as they hurt us.
my dad today was funny today. "funny". Of course everybody wants to know about my breakup and why it happened and what that means for me in the future. So he was doing his damnedest to say that just because I partake in some stereotypically masculine stuff (esp. video games/computers) that it doesn't mean I'm not feminine, and I shouldn't be embracing a masculine self image just because some parts of me lean that way and it's PC to do that. I think it was his roundabout way of saying "I hope you don't experiment with girls because someone's telling you you're not feminine enough."
But I was like you're right, I'm not feminine. And I'm also not masculine. I'm just me. I like what I like and I'm going to pursue what I want. Maybe I'm way too privileged to speak into this, but I don't think labels help people as much as they hurt us.
my dad today was funny today. "funny". Of course everybody wants to know about my breakup and why it happened and what that means for me in the future. So he was doing his damnedest to say that just because I partake in some stereotypically masculine stuff (esp. video games/computers) that it doesn't mean I'm not feminine, and I shouldn't be embracing a masculine self image just because some parts of me lean that way and it's PC to do that. I think it was his roundabout way of saying "I hope you don't experiment with girls because someone's telling you you're not feminine enough."
But I was like you're right, I'm not feminine. And I'm also not masculine. I'm just me. I like what I like and I'm going to pursue what I want. Maybe I'm way too privileged to speak into this, but I don't think labels help people as much as they hurt us.
The last few stories I've heard about your dad are like.. awful. I hope I'm not stepping out of line by saying that. I would be saying the exact opposite. I encourage my nieces to do "boy shit" if that's what they want and if I had kids it'd be the same.
This is hilarious but I dropped the same tire on my same toe today. I don't even give a fuck.
Also there's nothing like a good song in 6/8