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[Patrick Bateman]

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[FUME5]

C'mon Clyde, you scrape in at at least a 7.

 

[Clydefrog]

C'mon Clyde, you scrape in at at least a 7.

lol, someone's been drinkin'

(ô¿ô)

 

[You Know Nothing]

Clyde's a lowkey hottie.

(And I swear I'm sober.)

 

[Professor Beef]

i'm never showing my realpic again so you're all going to have to believe me when i say i'm a 4

 

[FUME5]

lol, someone's been drinkin'

(ô¿ô)

Not yet mate.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Clyde's a lowkey hottie.

(And I swear I'm sober.)

Low-key? Nah he's hot.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'd rate myself at a 5 or 6

 

[Transhuman]

I'm not the hot dude in the background.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Like a 4-5 with my current fatty status.

I think I could polish up to more like a 7.5 if I got fit and was dressed well.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'd rate myself a 9.5.

A 9.5 x 10^-2

(I just wanted to make a math joke.)

 

[Professor Beef]

I'd rate myself at a 5 or 6

low 8

a good dad joke will push you over the threshold though

 

[Baroquemantic]

I'm a 3. Once I reach my ideal weight, I'll be more confident in my looks.

 

[jb1234]

Yeah, Clyde's good looking.

I'd rate myself a 7, I guess. I've hit that age where it's all downhill from this point and I'm a bit too hefty.

 

[AcridMeat]

I'm going 6. Bit above average I guess, but not noticeable beyond that.

I think rating is dumb.

 

[EatChildren]

Definitely a 9.5.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm going 6. Bit above average I guess, but not noticeable beyond that.

I think rating is dumb.

I wouldn't rate you any lower than a 7, bro

 

[Lucian Cat]

Yeah I'm not rating myself

 

[You Know Nothing]

Definitely a 9.5.

With a little more tweaking, this could pass for a 90s album cover.

Also, you're a qt π

(I want to keep the math theme going in my ratings.)

 

[Transhuman]

I am definitely the best looking person in the room most of time. It's an enormous burden. I should get a mullet.

 

[FUME5]

I'm not the hot dude in the background.

What, chicken wings?

 

[EatChildren]

Yeah I'm not rating myself

You're not quite as hot as me but you're still volcanic.

With a little more tweaking, this could pass for a 90s album cover.

Also, you're a qt π

(I want to keep the math theme going in my ratings.)

Let's smooch a bit over some chicken wings* and see where it goes.

*mock meat

 

[jb1234]

Yeah I'm not rating myself

At least an 8.

 

[Lucian Cat]

You're not quite as hot as me but you're still volcanic.



Let's smooch a bit over some chicken wings* and see where it goes.

*mock meat

Yeah I'm nowhere near as hot as a former vogue model 😘

 

[Jobbs]

So we saw Suicide Girls tonight.. I can't in good conscience call it a great or even particularly well constructed film, but it was entertaining in the theater.

I didn't like Jared Leto Joker as much as I thought I would, and I liked Maggie Robo or whatever as Harley more than I thought I would. She was the best thing about the movie.

I think rating is dumb.

this. it's dehumanizing.

Spoiler

but my girlfriend is a dimepiece :3

 

[EatChildren]

Yeah I'm nowhere near as hot as a former vogue model 😘

I'll see if I can pencil you in between shoots.

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm going 6. Bit above average I guess, but not noticeable beyond that.

I think rating is dumb.

I'd rate your voice a 10

*lays in tub*

 

[jb1234]

I'd rate your voice a 10

*lays in tub*

His lap is a 9.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'll see if I can pencil you in between shoots.

Thx bb

 

[Clydefrog]

His lap is a 9.

 

[Funky Papa]

This "rate yourself" thing reminds me that a couple of days ago I was in the UK and flipping channels at my hotel I stumbled upon this programme in which a butt naked lady (with some cute cakes, btw) had to pick a partner from two butt naked broskis. There was full frontal nudity and lots of close up shots, which baffled me to no end.

That and breakfast marmite. UK, you are weird.

 

[Transhuman]

this. it's dehumanizing.

but my girlfriend is a dimepiece :3

10c out of $1.00
?

 

[Transhuman]

I got invited to a housewarming party i've never been to one before how do I make the house warm. Fire? How much fire. What is the polite amount of fire.

 

[DrM]

Damn, inner side of my right knee hurts when I put pressure on it :\

 

[jb1234]

I got invited to a housewarming party i've never been to one before how do I make the house warm. Fire? How much fire. What is the polite amount of fire.

Gasoline helps too.

 

[FUME5]

I got invited to a housewarming party i've never been to one before how do I make the house warm. Fire? How much fire. What is the polite amount of fire.

Just enough to make it lit.

No need to go all out for strangers.

 

[Jobbs]

10c out of $1.00
?

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[FUME5]

🔥/10

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Please think before you post that much fire.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Reading We Were Soldiers Once account of a napalm strike is horror.

 

[FUME5]

We have so many horrific ways to kill people, it's hard to choose frontrunners.

 

[Jobbs]

Please think before you post that much fire.

we watched a mediocre at best movie (suicide squad) and then came home and did stuff then watched a bad movie and then did stuff and it was the perfect night. 👌🏿

oh and we also played mario 3d world for some reason haha

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

We have so many horrific ways to kill people, it's hard to choose frontrunners.

Yeah, The Hardcore History of WWI gave me nightmares. As did the BBC documentary of Hiroshima.

 

[Funky Papa]

We have so many horrific ways to kill people, it's hard to choose frontrunners.

The torture museum in Prague is something else.

 

[Clydefrog]

hong kong or unatco?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

All I want is one day where we can chill

 

[FUME5]

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Is what I am talking about.

Yeah, The Hardcore History of WWI gave me nightmares.

That was an incredible 25 hour dissertation, I listened to it while driving to country jobs and misted up at the sheer futility of so much suffering.

The torture museum in Prague is something else.

I don't want to look into it.

 

[Disxo]

Think there is a bronze bull used for torture.
You get inside, burn to death slowly, and when you shout the bull makes bull sounds somehow.
Creepy stuff.

 

[Funky Papa]

Think there is a bronze bull used for torture.
You get inside, burn to death slowly, and when you shout the bull makes bull sounds somehow.
Creepy stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

Even the story behind the device is pure fuckery.

 

[Jobbs]

I just stopped at 3 miles because, of all reasons, my shins got sore. This is new.

I wonder if I"m finally too old for so much exercise

 

[Transhuman]

Should I shave my beard and get haircut or just shave beard or neither?