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[SolVanderlyn]

I'm a solid 4 or 5

7 on a really good day, maybe

 

[Lucian Cat]

Neither

 

[Transhuman]

Dammit Lisa, no-one who had a beard ever got laid.

 

[Jobbs]

Should I shave my beard and get haircut or just shave beard or neither?

I think the scruff looks pretty good and the hair isn't terrible but I'd consider a cooler hairdo, maybe like the one you had a while ago, that was pretty solid

 

[EatChildren]

So now the week has come / is coming to its conclusion, what have we learned?

 

[Funky Papa]

Dammit Lisa, no-one who had a beard ever got laid.

I can safely say that I was rocking a beard each and every single time my mating calls were answered.

Also, my girlfriend has been very blunt, in that she has said that I can forget about getting any for a month (or whatever time it takes me to grow a beard) if I ever shave my face.

Beards are awesome.

I've also been told some stuff about moustaches and their secondary functions that I'd rather not put out in plain sight.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Dammit Lisa, no-one who had a beard ever got laid.

The last few people have all had beards. Your argument is invalid.

 

[Jobbs]

I can safely say that I was rocking a beard each and every single time my mating calls were answered.

Also, my girlfriend has been very blunt, in that she has said that I can forget about getting any for a month (or whatever time it takes me to grow a beard) if I ever shave my face.

Beards are awesome.

I've also been told some stuff about moustaches and their secondary functions that I'd rather not put out in plain sight.

I generally like to shave clean but it's a lot of upkeep, plus my girlfriend also likes scruff so I kinda let it go to some extent these days

 

[EatChildren]

Almost every woman I know loves facial hair. Hair in general.

 

[Funky Papa]

I generally like to shave clean but it's a lot of upkeep, plus my girlfriend also likes scruff so I kinda let it go to some extent these days

I bought a Philips body trimmer some time ago, but it's better for, well, body hair than facial one since my beard hair is deceptively thick and strong (it's like copper wire, really) so I've moved to an actual, professional hair clipper set to 1.

It takes even less time to get it done than I used to spend when shaving every three days or so. And of course, it also trims other parts of your body (although I have no interest in touching my chest, thank you very much).

Edit: It's this one

 

[Jobbs]

Almost every woman I know loves facial hair. Hair in general.

yeah even though I kinda just don't like the feel of it, I'm willing to go with it

but she also asks me if I like her hair up or down etc. see if you can guess my answer

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down.. long, down, and maybe a bit wild

I bought a Philips body trimmer some time ago, but it's better for, well, body hair than facial one since my beard hair is deceptively thick and strong (it's like copper wire, really) so I've moved to an actual, professional hair clipper set to 1.

It takes even less time to get it done than I used to spend when shaving every three days or so.

just incidentally, I'm less malleable on the topic of body hair, though she doesn't seem to have any strong preference on body hair, at least none that she has stated

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh man there's a super cute girl who likes Hausu

How do I turn "Hausu is a cinematic masterpiece" into a question

 

[Ceallach]

Almost every woman I know loves facial hair. Hair in general.

I hate body hair and facial hair. Body hair is gross and facial hair just feels annoying.

 

[Jobbs]

I hate body hair and facial hair. Body hair is gross and facial hair just feels annoying.

body hair looks gross/dirty to me -- especially pubic hair, which from a distance looks brown and dirty, it's just gross

 

[Funky Papa]

I hate body hair and facial hair. Body hair is gross and facial hair just feels annoying.

Does that apply to both genders?

Because (speaking as a straight dude) an athletic, well toned man can look ok fully shaven/waxed/lasered/whatever can look ok to great, but the average one will look like a disgusting, flabby blob.

body hair looks gross/dirty to me -- especially pubic hair, which from a distance looks brown and dirty, it's just gross

Trim and pattern.

I also don't mind it (pubic hair) on girls. It can look hot af. Just don't let it spread all over the place. Some women can have rather hairy inner thighs/buttocks.

Leg stubble, though... I'm so damn glad my girlfriend lasers hers. I really can't deal with that. No. Never.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Does that apply to both genders?

Because (speaking as a straight dude) an athletic, well toned man can look ok fully shaven/waxed/lasered/whatever can look ok to great, but the average one will look like a disgusting, flabby blob.

What if they are naturally fairly hairless :c

 

[Ceallach]

Does that apply to both genders?

Because (speaking as a straight dude) an athletic, well toned man can look ok fully shaven/waxed/lasered/whatever can look ok to great, but the average one will look like a disgusting, flabby blob.


Trim and pattern.

I also don't mind it (pubic hair) on girls. It can look hot af. Just don't let it spread all over the place. Some women can have rather hairy inner thighs/buttocks.

Leg stubble, though... I'm so damn glad my girlfriend lasers hers. I really can't deal with that. No. Never.

Yes, both. But I do tend to go for athletic, well groomed guys.

Public hair is kind of a catch 22 for men though. I don't like it, but dicks look fucking stupid shaved. So they need some, just nothing crazy.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Almost every woman I know loves facial hair. Hair in general.

I love body hair. Just needs to be maintained.

 

[Funky Papa]

What if they are naturally fairly hairless :c

WELP

I have a small case of the puffies. Which can be insanely hot if you are a woman, probably risible on the contrary. I mean, they are not huge and they don't generally bother me, but I need to be somewhat trimmed (body-wise, not talking about hair) or they will look like teensy moobs when wearing loose shirts on account of having some pecs.

Hair adds some further shape when shirtless and somewhat reduces the visual impact of my natural, blinding paleness.

Public hair is kind of a catch 22 for men though. I don't like it, but dicks look fucking stupid shaved. So they need some, just nothing crazy.

Ha. I've been told we look like overgrown babies when fully shaving them.

Penises are funny looking as they are, but shaved ones are just silly.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

so I've moved to an actual, professional hair clipper set to 1.

Isn't 1 really short? I trim
My beard with a 4 (and use the 1 for my pits).

she also asks me if I like her hair up or down etc. see if you can guess my answer

Spoiler

down.. long, down, and maybe a bit wild

Given all the braids you post, I would have said your answer was 'up'.

 

[Transhuman]

I think the scruff looks pretty good and the hair isn't terrible but I'd consider a cooler hairdo, maybe like the one you had a while ago, that was pretty solid

But at what cost?

$30 bucks?

Almost every woman I know loves facial hair. Hair in general.

How much hair. Cat Stevens? Robert Plant? Saul "Slash" Hudson?

 

[Funky Papa]

Isn't 1 really short? I trim
My beard with a 4 (and use the 1 for my pits).

I believe that different manufacturers have different clips. I like to keep my beard short. Hair lenght is probably around 4 mm or so.

Edit: I think you look better in the first picture, Transhuman. Long hair suits you well, but short hair makes your facial features more pronounced.

 

[Jobbs]

Given all the braids you post, I would have said your answer was 'up'.

"up" can be a cool style because I have a general interest in these things, but in terms of what I think is sexy on my girlfriend, the answer is down and long. >

I like when I hold her and it feels like I'm holding a bunch of hair hahaha

But at what cost?

of these, top left looks best to me

 

[EatChildren]

I hate body hair and facial hair. Body hair is gross and facial hair just feels annoying.

To be fair, I tend to associate with a lot of free loving, arty, hippy types where hair is fair.

I don't think we have memberships to the no hair club, like you and lilith.

yeah even though I kinda just don't like the feel of it, I'm willing to go with it

but she also asks me if I like her hair up or down etc. see if you can guess my answer

Spoiler

down.. long, down, and maybe a bit wild

Long Wild Hair A+++

I love body hair. Just needs to be maintained.

Point to what on the chart it arouses you.

How much hair. Cat Stevens? Robert Plant? Saul "Slash" Hudson?

Classic Australian exploitation film wolfman.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Man I hope Hausu girl responds, she's v. cute

 

[Transhuman]

of these, top left looks best to me

But what about about my artistic integrity? I have a carefully maintained image of seeming like I don't carefully maintain my image. People can't know how vain I am about my false humility. That lie is the soul of who I am.

Man I hope Hausu girl responds, she's v. cute

Did you mention that Hansu, like your penis, is a work of art?

 

[Xiao Hu]

Arrow is actually a decent show. The guy who plays Oliver Queen is hot as hell 🍆 Thea is also a cutie 🍑

 

[Funky Papa]

Arrow is actually a decent show. The guy who plays Oliver Queen is hot as hell 🍆 Thea is also a cutie 🍑

Thea 😍

 

[trab pu kcip]

Point to what on the chart it arouses you.

why is this German

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Did you mention that Hansu, like your penis, is a work of art?

No references to anyone's genitalia were made

Because I'm not gross

 

[Jobbs]

why is this German

first phase of puberty is the best

Spoiler

jk they're all

 

[Transhuman]

No references to anyone's genitalia were made

Because I'm not gross

Everbody p̶o̶o̶p̶s̶ has genitals.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I had the most fucked up dream - like really fucked up. I wonder where that came from

 

[Jobbs]

I had the most fucked up dream - like really fucked up. I wonder where that came from

tell me

zees is a a safe space

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I had the most fucked up dream - like really fucked up. I wonder where that came from

Elaborate

 

[Disxo]

Your oppressed subconscious 🌚

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Doesn't look like Hausu girl is going to respond

Damnit :c

This is taking too much effoooort, why can't people just like meeeee :c

 

[Jobbs]

Doesn't look like Hausu girl is going to respond

Damnit :c

This is taking too much effoooort, why can't people just like meeeee :c

maybe she is frozen by social anxiety and isn't responding for that reason

edit: oh I read that as "why can't people BE like me" which made my response more clever

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I have to buy new underwear and pants. It's all worn out.

Gotta get something with more space between the legs.

 

[Vazra]

Tempted to pull a Vadrigar, mass quote everyone and rate 'em a 3.

You're a 7

i'm never showing my realpic again so you're all going to have to believe me when i say i'm a 4

If you say so 4

I'd rate myself at a 5 or 6

Nah more like an IGN 7.9

Like a 4-5 with my current fatty status.

I think I could polish up to more like a 7.5 if I got fit and was dressed well.

You're a 9 for me with that handsome face. If you wanna lose weight lets get on my bed to lose some together. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd rate myself a 9.5.

A 9.5 x 10^-2

(I just wanted to make a math joke.)

4 cause that is the way you want to be whenever you see a bearded men with a man bun

I'm a 3. Once I reach my ideal weight, I'll be more confident in my looks.

Eh 5 mang and that is for the lack of confidence

I'm going 6. Bit above average I guess, but not noticeable beyond that.

I think rating is dumb.

If that 6 is inches then yeah but otherwise 8

Definitely a 9.5.

7 but if you did that face in front of me perhaps would change.

Spoiler

Lets bang tho

Yeah I'm not rating myself

Did you even assume my rating /10

🔥/10

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

x10

I'm a solid 4 or 5

7 on a really good day, maybe

I guess sir if you say so 4.5 to go inbetween


Im a 11/10 and no one can tell me otherwise

 

[Disxo]

So you are a 10/10 + 1/10?

Average

 

[Jobbs]

x10

haha you haven't even seen my girlfriend

you're lucky I don't go hammer on you

 

[Xiao Hu]

I had the most fucked up dream - like really fucked up. I wonder where that came from

Sorry for appearing in your dream tonight. I was on my way to Lisa to deliver some wet fantasies but I took the wrong turn I guess 😕

 

[Vazra]

So you are a 10/10 + 1/10?

Average

10/10 + #1 in your hearts

haha you haven't even seen my girlfriend

you're lucky I don't go hammer on you

Will the hammer be as delayed as your game?

Spoiler

Man Im waiting on the damn game to give you some coins come on!

 

[EatChildren]

7 but if you did that face in front of me perhaps would change.

Spoiler

Lets bang tho

me

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a 7

ME

me a 7

a 7

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[Vazra]

me

a

a 7

ME

me a 7

a 7

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Send me a nude and I'll be like IGN with EA

 

[Lucian Cat]

Sorry for appearing in your dream tonight. I was on my way to Lisa to deliver some wet fantasies but I took the wrong turn I guess ��

You're what now.

I'M ALREADY JUGGLING TOO MANY PEOPLE

me

a

a 7

ME

me a 7

a 7

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You're a beautiful man

I love this picture so much.
I take the best photos.

 

[Jobbs]

10/10 + #1 in your hearts



Will the hammer be as delayed as your game?

Spoiler

Man Im waiting on the damn game to give you some coins come on!

hah I'm kidding but I do get all alpha protective about my girlfriend. somehow the dynamic is just more that way with her.

like this dude was being a little too nice to her and I gave him a pretty dirty look. felt good

and the game will be coming in the winter

 

[Vazra]

hah I'm kidding but I do get all alpha protective about my girlfriend. somehow the dynamic is just more that way with her.

like this dude was being a little too nice to her and I gave him a pretty dirty look. felt good

and the game will be coming in the winter

Got a price point? I wanna make sure to save the coins for it. May even gift a few copies in support if I have a job by the time it comes out

 

[Xiao Hu]

You're what now.

I'M ALREADY JUGGLING TOO MANY PEOPLE

Spoiler

I'm quite certain you can juggle something else too

Spoiler

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)