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FakeGAF 8: Overthirst
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
all i want in life is cara delevingne
is that so much to ask
is that so much to ask
You don't know anything about her. She could be an insufferable jerk for all you know
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Transhuman
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Instead of masturbating I could be giving you head but you dont roll that way. I do approve the lewdness tho. I wanna see how far can you go.
You ever wonder what it feels like to be pooped on?
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
If I can put up with you insufferable jerks I can tolerate Cara just fine.
NO FUCK
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Transhuman
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I mean most people are so i'm not going to judge eatchildren for lowering his standards.
Not really. Are you interested in scat play then? Maybe ask Xiao for tips.
Im kidding Xiao. 
Not really. Are you interested in scat play then? Maybe ask Xiao for tips.Im kidding Xiao.
I'm just being gross. No actual interest.
I can't maintain lewd. I don't know how you do it
trab pu kcip
Member
I'm only watching Gossip Girl and I keep listening to old Blink songs. what does this make me?
A time traveler
I'm going to see suicide squad while I give my dog a spa day. I hope I don't hate this movie but I'm pretty sure I will
Im a horny bitch ^_^
Dating an insufferable jerk is not very sustainable -- Tried it before
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Yeah so this morning...
Don't leave me hanging. What happened?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Someone is having a good morning
She's having French toast for breakfast? Nice
Professor Beef
Banned
Someone liked me on OKC :O
Sent them a message, hope I get a response
Sent them a message, hope I get a response
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Is that what we are calling cunnilingus today?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Yeah so she found out I wasn't wearing underwear
You Know Nothing
Member
Sausage McMuffins are too good for this world. Too pure.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Professor Beef
Banned
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Deleted member 10571
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WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
She's such a tease
I lowkey love it
I lowkey love it
Friend had one of those dumb FB surveys for which pokemon you are based on birthday, I got lickitung of course.
You Know Nothing
Member
trab pu kcip
Member
this is me
You Know Nothing
Member
The Frank Ocean thread is great rn.
I'm glad I didn't perch for the album.
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Deleted member 10571
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I love how it didn't even take one page for a man to explain what the woman does wrong, in a thread about a woman pointing out how they don't have to rely on men's help by doing what's generally concieved as "men's" things.
well did she do it wrong? Or am I missing something no idea what you are talking about.
In general I dislike this discussing other threads in a different thread.
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Deleted member 10571
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Nah, she didn't. I was talking about the tire changing thread, I tend to think most of GAF reads whatever threads I read lol. Sorry for the confusion.
lol saw what you meant, what a dumb comment from that guy.
In other news I have the worst hangober possible. I went a little bit too far yesterday while partying.
liliththepale
Banned
Lying in bed like a prisoner because she sleeps in even later than I do. Is it too impolite to wake someone up if it's already after eleven? I'm not used to being the first one up.
I broke my previous speed record last night. It was the second-most exciting thing I did all night.
Designated driver. Way late at night. Multiple mile long stretch of free highway. 129mph (208km/h)
I would have taken a picture but it's not safe to operate a phone while driving. I didn't touch my phone the whole drive home, that's how safe I am.
I broke my previous speed record last night. It was the second-most exciting thing I did all night.
Designated driver. Way late at night. Multiple mile long stretch of free highway. 129mph (208km/h)
I would have taken a picture but it's not safe to operate a phone while driving. I didn't touch my phone the whole drive home, that's how safe I am.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Today is Brighton Pride
The day I simultaneously remember that Brighton is amazing and also everyone is awful
The day I simultaneously remember that Brighton is amazing and also everyone is awful
trab pu kcip
Member
Lying in bed like a prisoner because she sleeps in even later than I do. Is it too impolite to wake someone up if it's already after eleven? I'm not used to being the first one up.
I broke my previous speed record last night. It was the second-most exciting thing I did all night.
Designated driver. Way late at night. Multiple mile long stretch of free highway. 129mph (208km/h)
I would have taken a picture but it's not safe to operate a phone while driving. I didn't touch my phone the whole drive home, that's how safe I am.
personally I'd just get up and get ready/make some food and let her sleep
Patrick Bateman
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For all you people who like "Drive", "A place beyond the pines" (and other Gosling-movies) and indie-rock/elektropop, Sizarr's videoclip for "Scooter Accident" might be for you:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fz3uI18SfEw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fz3uI18SfEw
liliththepale
Banned
Yeah, that seems like the best call right now. Thanks!
I very often skip breakfast but it's essentially already lunch time haha
trab pu kcip
Member
Yeah, that seems like the best call right now. Thanks!
I very often skip breakfast but it's essentially already lunch time haha
yeah you can also just take a shower or whatever. I actually love having some more time in the morning
trab pu kcip
Member
there are ways
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
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