I don't know much about Australia so a lot of the jokes went over my head. I'm sure you get a lot more of the references and puns if you're British. But Sir Terry is still my favorite author anyways.A+ Straya satire.
I don't know much about Australia so a lot of the jokes went over my head. I'm sure you get a lot more of the references and puns if you're British. But Sir Terry is still my favorite author anyways.A+ Straya satire.
Why would you try and start shit with me on a Monday morning?
Mmmm, leg waffles.
What does crystal Pepsi taste like? I'm Australian and your strange American customs are alien to me.
I should not have polished off a bottle of wine last night.
The Mountie always gets his man. In this case, Vazra.maybe a hot mountie could pour some maple sirup on them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
maybe a hot mountie could pour some maple sirup on them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not even allowed to drink alcohol anymore. Its nice to have an excuse
Let me just do a quick bit of internet shopping...
That's not a real Mountie outfit (I mean, the jeans are obvious but I refer to the coat). Not that it matters in this context, just wonder why wherever you lifted that from used that.
I typed "buy fake mountie costume" and posted the first image.
you can't go cheap with this tho
*buy real Mountie outfit*
Hmmmm.
the pants look weird. maybe exchange them for waffle stockings too
Naaa. It's just rickets.the pants look weird. maybe exchange them for waffle stockings too
Lol. You're turning this into Rocky Horror Picture show
the pants look weird. maybe exchange them for waffle stockings too
Whew, fuck that.
Not sure I have the legs for stockings.
Have to be honest, the fact I can say that I genuinely can't drink has been great. I started getting really bored of drinking and the pills have made it way easier to not just fall back on drinking when I'm outI don't want to be pressured into trying something every few months that always turns out to be disgusting.
Also I can't be around cigarettes. Being on pills is great
I don't want to be pressured into trying something every few months that always turns out to be disgusting.
Also I can't be around cigarettes. Being on pills is great
I bet you'd look fabulous.
Ah, misread your intent.
Hah! I'm willing to bet they suit you better trabbles.
Lazy Sunday
Have to be honest, the fact I can say that I genuinely can't drink has been great. I started getting really bored of drinking and the pills have made it way easier to not just fall back on drinking when I'm out
I don't believe it! my legs aren't that great, I am very short and hobbit-like. post pics and we'll see who wins
:erv emoji::
Yes Danny, post more pics ��
I'm in the office, you'll have to settle for this artists rendition for now
You're the only Danny around here.
So many Dans and Dannys in this thread.
Huh? I thought it was just me and the thirsty German.
I can already see how you pick fights now.I'm in the office, you'll have to settle for this artists rendition for now:
I don't believe youI don't believe it! my legs aren't that great, I am very short and hobbit-like. post pics and we'll see who wins
:erv emoji::
Turin is also a Daniel.
I can already see how you pick fights now.
Lazy Sunday
The triumvirate is complete
where's bae?
I can totally see you three taking over the world.
Why, yes I am.
Sounds like far more work than its worth. Especially if I have to rely on those two chuckleheads.
Metroid 2 remake is legit
I don't want to go to work tomorrow