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[Ceallach]

haven't looked into that yet

It's amazing, highly recommended. Also recommend Bitch Planet if you haven't read that

 

[trab pu kcip]

*puts on a wig*
Send dick pics and ask them if they want a mustache ride.

it's like we are the little angel and devil on his shoulders

 

[Little Mons†er]

Ask her if she's ever tried speedrunning Super Mario World.

Spoiler

Do not actually do this

Once a girl started the conversation with "I've seen Jon Snow naked" and it worked, so I guess this isn't that bad lol

be friendly and start with a question

Hmmmmm I normally ask them how their week has been but it seems a bit boring that particular question

*puts on a wig*
Send dick pics and ask them if they want a mustache ride.

You never disappoint me Vaz lol 😂

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

definitely no coworkers... there's no common ground here. and I generally just have a hard time meeting guys in RL it seems. like either the guys are taken or not really up to make a move. I hardly get approached ever unless it's by reallyy creepy guys who do it with every other woman. but maybe something will come up, who knows. hobby-wise I'm more of a nerd...but even all the guys at that magic booster draft I went to were taken lol. I feel like I'm the only one left at this point. I'm just so salty rn but thanks for offering advice!

Make a thread on gaf, ask people to send in resumes for you to evaluate in bulk.

 

[Vazra]

it's like we are the little angel and devil on his shoulders

Im clearly the Angel right?

You never disappoint me Vaz lol 😂

Amen <3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Make a thread on gaf, ask people to send in resumes for you to evaluate in bulk.

Wouldn't most of the applicants then proceed to makes threads asking GAF for advice?

A neverending cycle.

 

[Little Mons†er]

it's like we are the little angel and devil on his shoulders

I approve of this!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Once a girl started the conversation with "I've seen Jon Snow naked" and it worked, so I guess this isn't that bad lol

Which Jon Snow though?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

wow the captain of the GB women's rugby team is a babe

 

[trab pu kcip]

Once a girl started the conversation with "I've seen Jon Snow naked" and it worked, so I guess this isn't that bad lol



Hmmmmm I normally ask them how their week has been but it seems a bit boring that particular question



You never disappoint me Vaz lol &#128514;

hm maybe refer to something in her profile then?

Make a thread on gaf, ask people to send in resumes for you to evaluate in bulk.

what could go wrong

Im clearly the Angel right?

Amen <3

of course bae

 

[You Know Nothing]

wow the captain of the GB women's rugby team is a babe

Rugby is the sport with the highest number of hotties.

It is known.

 

[jb1234]

Playing Sonic 1. This game was never good. Nostalgia hurts.

 

[Vazra]

Sonic was never good. Gimme a the Chao Raising game from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle and other ways to get stuff to raise them and forget Sonic.

 

[Ceallach]

Playing Sonic 1. This game was never good. Nostalgia hurts.

Hot take: The Master System and Game Gear Sonic games are better than the Genesis games. They have superior level design due to not trying to rely on speed or cluttering up the screen senselessly.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Sonic 1 is my favourite Sonic

And yes I have played it recently

 

[FloatOn]

Sonic 2 was my favorite

Casino level was dope and the music in the mine level was so great.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Rugby is the sport with the highest number of hotties.

It is known.

I mean I'm partial to golf myself but you're right

 

[Ceallach]

I mean I'm partial to golf myself but you're right

I like MMA girls

Spoiler

not just because I am one

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I mean I'm partial to golf myself but you're right

Same I mean just look at this sexy golfboy

 

[Ceallach]

Currently drinking crystal pepsi and playing TG16, it's like 1991 all over again.

 

[jb1234]

Maybe I should try sonic 2.

 

[Vazra]

Currently drinking crystal pepsi and playing TG16, it's like 1991 all over again.

Play Ninja Spirit

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'm so hot again but I get sick from the fan

 

[Baroquemantic]

That's great. I'm probably part of the echo chamber, but don't forget that early results are the most noticeable. Also, muscle gains (which may happen even from running if you didn't train before) may offset weight loss from burning that adipose tissue.

Good to know. Thanks!

I did some circuit training years ago before I went to college. That was for only a few months, though. Ended up gaining back the weight I lost.

 

[Funky Papa]

Playing Sonic 1. This game was never good. Nostalgia hurts.

Madness. Ban yourself.

Hot take: The Master System and Game Gear Sonic games are better than the Genesis games. They have superior level design due to not trying to rely on speed or cluttering up the screen senselessly.

Being a PAL gamer, NTSC 60Hz Sonic sounds and looks waaaay hyper for me. I know that was the way it was meant to be played, but it was too fast for me (and probably even a bit too fast for the MD/Genesis gamepad, which was pretty hard to operate itself).

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm so hot again

&#127770;

 

[Professor Beef]

Sonic was never good. Gimme a the Chao Raising game from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle and other ways to get stuff to raise them and forget Sonic.

And people call me the worst, smh

 

[Vazra]

And people call me the worst, smh

Me being a whore gives me brownie points.

 

[EatChildren]

What does crystal Pepsi taste like? I'm Australian and your strange American customs are alien to me.

Spoiler

I should not have polished off a bottle of wine last night.

 

[trab pu kcip]

What does crystal Pepsi taste like? I'm Australian and your strange American customs are alien to me.

Spoiler

I should not have polished off a bottle of wine last night.

 

[Funky Papa]

Me being a whore gives me brownie points.

Just so you know, if I'm ever visiting a swingers club as a patron, I'm taking you with me as my raucous gay wingman™&#65039; with benefits.

And people call me the worst, smh

Nevermind. I bet he probably thinks Shadow was the highlight of the series.

 

[Vazra]

Just so you know, if I'm ever visiting a swingers club as a patron, I'm taking you with me as my raucous gay wingman&#8482;&#65039; with benefits.

Oh my

Nevermind. I bet he probably thinks Shadow was the highlight of the series.

I dont like Shadow The Hedgehog tho.

 

[Professor Beef]

I dont like Shadow The Hedgehog tho.

could've fooled me

 

[jb1234]

What does crystal Pepsi taste like? I'm Australian and your strange American customs are alien to me.

Spoiler

I should not have polished off a bottle of wine last night.

It tastes like Pepsi mixed with Vegemite.

(And yeah, I suck at Sonic 2. The Chemical Zone has an awfully catchy tune, though...)

 

[Vazra]

could've fooled me

Play the game and you could see if the character is similar to Shadow the hedgehog. Abbi Black a lesbian sniper with telekinesis and some pyrokinesis too. Her and Billy (Blood Magic) were perhaps the 2 best squad mates in the game.

 

[Funky Papa]

Vegemite is the devil.

The UK and Australia should be cut off from civilization and let them adrift.

Trash. Like, who the fuck would even think about turning an STD into a spread.

 

[Granadier]

Sup. I'm exhausted.

Lil, I saw a girl with super vibrant blue hair and it reminded me of your's.

---

I'd rather eat dirt than vegimite.

 

[Vazra]

Vegemite is the devil.

The UK and Australia should be cut off from civilization and let them adrift.

Trash. Like, who the fuck would even think about turning an STD into a spread.

I have yet to try Vegemite but from what I've heard Im fine not trying it to be quite honest.


Can someone do this and send me 20?

 

[Ceallach]

What does crystal Pepsi taste like? I'm Australian and your strange American customs are alien to me.

Spoiler

I should not have polished off a bottle of wine last night.

It tastes like Pepsi 1893 if you have had that. A bit more flavorful than regular pepsi.

 

[jb1234]

Vegemite is the devil.

The UK and Australia should be cut off from civilization and let them adrift.

Trash. Like, who the fuck would even think about turning an STD into a spread.

Don't forget New Zealand! They also consume the devil's spread.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Vegemite is the devil.

The UK and Australia should be cut off from civilization and let them adrift.

Trash. Like, who the fuck would even think about turning an STD into a spread.

Excuse me but we don't have vegemite, sir

We have Marmite

 

[Baroquemantic]

I tried Vegemite once. Never again. It was awful.

 

[You Know Nothing]

A+ Straya satire.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

A+ Straya satire.

Pratchett is the best

I got a graphic novel version of Small Gods for my birthday. Didn't even know it existed, looks super cool though

 

[EatChildren]

As said, people who dislike vegemite cannot be trusted.

It tastes like Pepsi mixed with Vegemite.

It tastes like Pepsi 1893 if you have had that. A bit more flavorful than regular pepsi.

I have no idea what Pepsi 1893 is either, nor can fathom Vegemite Pepsi. I'm just gonna imagine a ghost Pepsi.

 

[zeemumu]

I'm allergic to Coke and Pepsi.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I'm allergic to Coke and Pepsi.

But then what are you mixing your expensive single malt Whiskey with?

 

[Nerdkiller]

I have no idea what Pepsi 1893 is either, nor can fathom Vegemite Pepsi. I'm just gonna imagine a ghost Pepsi.

Probably contains cocaine in it.

Also, a PAL game enthusiast should never use the word "Genesis" to describe anything in a console game context.

 

[FUME5]

Sup. I'm exhausted.

Lil, I saw a girl with super vibrant blue hair and it reminded me of your's.

---

I'd rather eat dirt than vegimite.

Why would you try and start shit with me on a Monday morning?

I was told my legs looked like waffles today

Mmmm, leg waffles.

 

[zeemumu]

But then what are you mixing your expensive single malt Whiskey with?

I don't drink whiskey. Mostly just vodka and sometimes beer.


I'm going a little insane trying to find ways to keep myself busy right now.