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[liliththepale]

You could probably do those other things while playing the game. Just saying. Multitasking is a fine art.

Good point

NMS and chill

Well there's certainly No Man here!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Already time to shit post?

Still got at least 7 pages before we should start shitposting in earnest.

 

[Transhuman]

No Man's Sky is the one where you collect rocks and walk around planets collecting rocks and buy new spaceships so you can fly to different planets to find rocks right?

 

[jb1234]

this is partly what got us killed in don't starve

Have some self-control, Matt. Geez!

 

[Jobbs]

Have some self-control, Matt. Geez!

wasn't my fault, I was trying to be responsible!

we got caught in the dark and had carelessly dropped the backpack that had ingredients and torches in it in order to fight

 

[Misha]

So I found the one kind of exercise that actually gives me an endorphin rush: stretching.

 

[Clydefrog]

Well there's certainly No Man here!

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Granadier]

Good on you, Eric.

 

[Zero²]

Everyone realized that Arthur memes are way better.

I laughed.

 

[Clydefrog]

damnit

 

[Jobbs]

what... hahaha

 

[Zero²]

he looks so happy :,)

 

[jb1234]

he looks so happy :,)

I bet he gets a discount.

 

[Transhuman]

what... hahaha

Imagine since the age of 6 you have been training daily under the supervision of your family, coach, and even government, and now your 18-25 and you're now in a foreign country in the Olympic Village, and you're still on your 9000 calorie diet, only you're not training as hard because you don't want to over exert yourself, so you've got all this nervous, bundled up energy, and surrounded by athletes who are the the same as you and understand all the training and perserverence it took to get here and they also happen to be outrageously fucking hot, every single one of them.

 

[Jobbs]

Imagine since the age of 6 you have been training daily under the supervision of your family, coach, and even government, and now your 18-25 and you're now in a foreign country in the Olympic Village, and you're still on your 9000 calorie diet, only you're not training as hard because you don't want to over exert yourself, so you've got all this nervous, bundled up energy, and surrounded by athletes who are the the same as you and understand all the training and perserverence it took to get here and they also happen to be outrageously fucking hot, every single one of them.

Yeah I've heard a lot of olympic banging goes on

Incidentally I don't typically find the olympics or olympians very sexy though for whatever reason. I just never see that side of it

My favorite event is Curling, though, which for some reason often has beautiful women involved

 

[EatChildren]

~6.5-7.

Above average. Nice.

4? I dunno. How are we scaling this?

1 to 4

7/10. Hard to complain in general, but I'm suffering builtiness (boredom + guilt = built) because I got so little done today, and I got so little done today specifically because I looked for any excuse to not work on what I need to work on because I dread it so much.

Also a tad restless because I haven't seen my gf all day

Think if five things you are greatful for

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

what... hahaha

Jobbs do you not know the history here?

 

[FUME5]

The whole 'every Olympic athlete is smoking hot" narrative is bogus.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Gettin' paid so athletes can responsibly get laid.












I'll see myself out.

 

[Transhuman]

The whole 'every Olympic athlete is smoking hot" narrative is bogus.

On the way to practice fields, "the girls are in skimpy panties and bras, the dudes in underwear, so you see what everybody is working with from the jump," says Breaux Greer, an American javelin thrower. "Even if their face is a 7, their body is a 20." In Beijing, even the adolescent female gymnasts got sassy with the water polo and judo boys who shared their training room. "That's where most of my socialization took place -- in a tub, up to my chest in ice water," says silver medalist Alicia Sacramone, then 20, who served as den mother to her teammates. "The younger girls would try to flirt with stuff like, 'Look at that butt on him!' I'm like, 'Excuse me, did that just come out of your mouth? Don't pay attention to his butt!'"

Quickly the reality sinks in that the village is "just a magical, fairy-tale place, like Alice in Wonderland, where everything is possible," says Carrie Sheinberg, an alpine skier at the '94 Winter Games and a reporter for subsequent Olympics. "You could win a gold medal and you can sleep with a really hot guy."

She got a point bro

 

[AcridMeat]

Reason #759738 why Tricky Towers is GOTY. That ending, my goodness hahahaha

 

[FUME5]

She got a point bro

I can feel the heat.

 

[Transhuman]

There are some robust shotputters but most other events it's wall to wall corded muscle and abs and shit.

 

[FUME5]

There are some robust shotputters but most other events it's wall to wall corded muscle and abs and shit.

Powerlifting, wrestling, long distance runners...there are a lot of sports where the physique you need / develop to compete at the top don't fall into conventionally aesthetically pleasing parameters.

 

[Professor Beef]

Gettin' paid so athletes can responsibly get laid.












I'll see myself out.

It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who get laid

 

[Transhuman]

Powerlifting, wrestling, long distance runners...there are a lot of sports where the physique you need / develop to compete at the top don't fall into conventionally aesthetically pleasing parameters.

I'd google for pictures of sexy powerlifters, wrestlers, and long distance runners, but then i'd have nothing to do tonight.

 

[FUME5]

I'd google for pictures of sexy powerlifters, wrestlers, and long distance runners, but then i'd have nothing to do tonight.

Hey, if you feel that all 11,000 athletes competing are hot, more power to you.

 

[EatChildren]

Super fit Olympics orgy is my fantasy.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Super fit Olympics orgy is my fantasy.

Those athletes know they will never have the sex they are having at the Olympics ever again unless they go again next year.

 

[friskykillface]

Those athletes know they will never have the sex they are having at the Olympics ever again unless they go again in 4 years .

Fixed

The key to their training is the desire to be in the orgies

Sex > medals

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Eric will never not be the condom guy after this.

 

[EatChildren]

Eric is the true mvp gold medalist

 

[FUME5]

We sent 450 000 anti viral condoms with our athletes.

 

[marrec]

Why's Na'vi gotta play Liquid in the elimination match???

;_;

F'natic played Escape for god's sake wtf

 

[Litan]

It's 6:15am and I can't sleep. I'm to rise in one hour.

Help.

Its too late for you.

 

[Transhuman]

Super fit Olympics orgy is my fantasy.

You have the Olympic spirit, my son.

 

[FUME5]

Why's Na'vi gotta play Liquid in the elimination match???

;_;

F'natic played Escape for god's sake wtf

My interpretive dance of those words up there.

Its too late for you.

It's 24 hours later.

 

[Jobbs]

ok then

Think if five things you are greatful for

yeah I know

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Thunder woke me up.
It was so hard that my furniture and windows were shaking.

 

[EatChildren]

yeah I know

Lemme answer them for you

- baben gf who gives good smoochin
- cool game idea and dev skills and fan support
- sickmad entourage of radical online buddies
- genuine run buzz and physical capabilities
- new bed for fresh bedly adventures

 

[Pau]

The whole 'every Olympic athlete is smoking hot" narrative is bogus.

You sound like you'd enjoy watching with my aunt and her family. The whole point of the Olympics is to make fun of women's bodies apparently.

 

[marrec]

The number of Chrono's that Naga has negated with Song is ludicrous.

Na'vi pls

 

[FUME5]

You sound like you'd enjoy watching with my aunt and her family. The whole point of the Olympics is to make fun of women's bodies apparently.

I went back and forth on that post because it is very close to body shaming, but my point stands, male or female just because you are an athlete doesn't mean your body is automatically considered "hot" by the majority.

The number of Chrono's that Naga has negated with Song is ludicrous.

Na'vi pls

Uh huh.

 

[Ceallach]

Thunder woke me up.
It was so hard that my furniture and windows were shaking.

 

[marrec]

Uh huh.

Your GIF has encapsulated Mutambaman's Naga Siren play and how he would drop Song of the Siren any time Dendi or General would get aggressive at all.

Your GIF is my pain.

 

[Pau]

I went back and forth on that post because it is very close to body shaming, but my point stands, male or female just because you are an athlete doesn't mean your body is automatically considered "hot" by the majority.

I never really took the whole narrative to mean that. Just that if you exercise and are physically fit, you're more likely to have a body that meets traditional standards of beauty.

 

[Jobbs]

Lemme answer them for you

- baben gf who gives good smoochin
- cool game idea and dev skills and fan support
- sickmad entourage of radical online buddies
- genuine run buzz and physical capabilities
- new bed for fresh bedly adventures

Haha pretty much I mean I still don't know if I'm much good at the gamedev thing but that will be borne out by the public

I went back and forth on that post because it is very close to body shaming, but my point stands, male or female just because you are an athlete doesn't mean your body is automatically considered "hot" by the majority.

No, it was body shaming, that's how it came across. "Here's what a non sexy woman looks like" was the content of the post.

And who cares anyway? I never watch the olympics for sexual titillation, I guess I must be weird though

 

[FUME5]

Your GIF has encapsulated Mutambaman's Naga Siren play and how he would drop Song of the Siren any time Dendi or General would get aggressive at all.

Your GIF is my pain.

Now I get it.

No, it was body shaming, that's how it came across. "Here's what a non sexy woman looks like" was the content of the post.

And who cares anyway? I never watch the olympics for sexual titillation, I guess I must be weird though

One of those was a dude, and I posted in response to Transhuman. I don't watch the Olympics full stop. Let's not pretend there wasn't a "50 hottest Olympic bulges" or whatever that Funky posted yesterday.

I never really took the whole narrative to mean that. Just that if you exercise and are physically fit, you're more likely to have a body that meets traditional standards of beauty.

Agreed, not sure why I'm digging this hole.

 

[Jobbs]

One of those was a dude, and I posted in response to Transhuman.

Agreed, not sure why I'm digging this hole.

Both women. You just keep diggin'!

The point is they aren't asking to be judged on their sexiness, it should be irrelevant, and even if they were it's kind of rude to publicly roast them for what you feel is their non attractiveness and all this can come across as hostile to some observers