The only things that are meant to touch your balls is water, soap and my tongue tbh.
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The only things that are meant to touch your balls is water, soap and my tongue tbh.
Little Monser
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Shaving AROUND the upper parts of the balls should suffice no?
I was just about to ask him for a dick pic. You beat me to it. Pun sorta intended.
(I might be drunk too, fair warning.)
Shaving balls is like playing Operation to me so just trim tbh.
Little Monser
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What if I want to disarm your dick with my mouth but I fail the disarming process and you explode inside my mouth?
I'm exhausted, thirsty and drinking <3
Have in the past and its a bitch and more when the hair grows as fast as a damn chia pet
Little Monser
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I feel like we should just all get drunk and drunk post
You Know Nothing
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Is anyone in this damn thread sober besides me??????????
For real, when it's time to shave down there I avoid coffee for 24hrs
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I really have to shit
Little Monser
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NOOOOOOOOO
I'm sober
for now
What's stopping you from shitting?
Little Monser
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Me
I'm hella tired though
Why is everyone drinking? Even on the east coast, it's only just now 5 PM. If anyone is allowed to be drunk, it's trab.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
YOU CHANGED YOUR AVATAR WHO ARE YOU
trab pu kcip
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I always wonder about that too!
btw I'm not even drunk. I fantasized about how pretty you'd look in a wedding dress all clean and sober.
You Know Nothing
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I wish I could but I'd rather not risk burning. If only it were possible to tan by moonlight.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
You Know Nothing
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Pffft. I hope he pops back up on Orphan Black next season now.
And I generally change avatars every month or so.
Its above average and it cums a lot. Fly here and feed me.
Little Monser
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If only the weather here in the UK was actually good I'd do the same tbh
He changed his avatar because Beatrice Martin is queen
First the colonies won their independence, then you left the union, and now this. You can't even get a tan
I reject this idea wholesale
You Know Nothing
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And yes this.
I deadass struggled to settle on a single picture because I can't believe one human can be so perfect.
I would but Australia needs me.
That's okay Queen Martin is benevolent and forgiving of those who have not seen her light yet.
There are no queens just human beans
While you're worshipping her I'll go talk to her >:]
Would Australia feast on your cock 3-5 times per day tho?
EDIT: This is me remembering the last time I had a good D
Tell her I said "sup"
Little Monser
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trab pu kcip
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Would Australia feast on your cock 3-5 times per day tho?
EDIT: This is me remembering the last time I had a good D
this is me
liliththepale
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I've literally done nothing for the past hour and a half at work. I'm just sitting in a chair listening to podcasts, in full view of the floor manager. I hate when we run out of jobs to do. 
it's so boring
it's so boringStill the biggest mystery of 2016.this is me
I've literally done nothing for the past hour and a half at work. I'm just sitting in a chair listening to podcasts, in full view of the floor manager. I hate when we run out of jobs to do.
Spill something on the floor or something and clean it. If you are sadist make someone fall there and then call the ambulance. That could take a few minutes or maybe an hour to deal with. Let us not forget the legal part of the business Whew
And me
I could be under your desk taking care of that while you work on your game but you aint gay so ¯\_(ツ
_/¯trab pu kcip
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That last for some minutes tho. You release tension and then work on your game with a smile on your face. I may even cook you something after you feed me so its all full of win. I can prepare a lot of different shit so I'm a perfect house husband tbh.
You Know Nothing
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I think a mosquito bit me. Motherfucker.
:: gets malaria ::
:: dies ::
:: gets malaria ::
:: dies ::
hey! you're drowning in V!
I'm so dry inside
I know, sorry trabbicus
I'm praying for youedit: the moment when I noticed it was a gif and still slightly alive hahaha
I got hit by the straight when I was like 5 years old and in love with my sunday school teacher and it never wore off
R.I.P in peace.
Disgusting.got hit by the straight when I was like 5 years old and in love with my sunday school teacher and it never wore off
trab pu kcip
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I know, sorry trabbicus
edit: the moment when I noticed it was a gif and still slightly alive hahaha
I got hit by the straight when I was like 5 years old and in love with my sunday school teacher and it never wore off
but only slightly! I don't think I'll make it. you can have my cat glasses.
trab pu kcip
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Why is everyone dying now? First YKN and now you? Also what do I get from ya?
my German Bring it On DVD
Sounds like you need to be saved from the dark. Woken up, even. Inside, that is... I wish I had some way of putting this that went to music
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