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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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agreed the dude that sold me my house is gay
he married his partner last year and they adopted two amazing kids
they put most straight couples I know to shame tbh
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I also say please don't be offended, but you look and act like a much more intelligent (and mentally stable) version of my ex-fiance, so it's understandable that you'd make that (false) connection. She also had blue hair. lol.Please don't be offended, I thought this was a joke at first (and that you were referencing me or someone very nearly like me). That's a crazy story you don't expect most people to have!
I'm really sorry you had to go through that, but I'm glad you feel close enough with us to share. And I'm also glad the new job is working out for you in the most part. Let's hope things continue to improve!
Thank you everyone. I love you guys. I really do. I won't regret admitting to such even when I'm sober. Keep on being who you are.
This is one of those nights where your past really haunts you. I haven't been this inebriated since I was in college, lol
You Know Nothing
Member
Ugh, this is the life I want.
Just speaking anecdotally, the gay couples I've met in my life have been *the best*
I'm sure there are many gay couples who are just as dysfunctional as straight ones, of course
Lesbian couples as well!
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I don't know that gay people are cooler than straight people or gay couples are cooler than straight couples, I think people in general are mostly horrible regardless of orientation. That said, I think there may be an argument that gay couples are particularly cool because they have had to rise above so much to live so proudly, and it's this that makes them rule ass, so to speak.
I kinda meant everyone when I said "gay", but yeah them too!
fuckoff.gif
You thought we were friends? Oh...
<3
Im expecting to die single in my 40s by a stroke while driving through a bad neighborhood taking some of the trash out of the streets with me. Some might even call my death heroic and iconic if it happens. But who knows maybe I get married and I dont die.
cracka brew.. marry a man
Every time I see this I have to watch it a few times
You thought we were friends? Oh...
<3
hahahaha
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
liliththepale
Banned
I was a bridesmaid in a lesbian wedding a couple years ago. It was awkward because they couldn't decide whether to try and include any... uh... bridesmen or not. It worked out in the end because both brides got to include bridesmaids and bridesmen in the procession.
Throw Bethesda games under the bus, be prepared to deal with the fallout!
Throw Bethesda games under the bus, be prepared to deal with the fallout!
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You Know Nothing
Member
I really wanna be able to do this someday:
#lifegoals
Probably should ask my stripper friend for tips. She can bend in crazy ways and do splits.
My legs hurt just watching this.
PirateKing
Junior Member
Damn I wanted to drink so bad yesterday
Drink me, eat me and go down my rabbit hole.Damn I wanted to drink so bad yesterday
Throw Bethesda games under the bus, be prepared to deal with the fallout!
Will the fallout glitch as much as the games?
Hey.
don't pretend you've found the lie
Don't forget that when you die you take a picture of yourself doing the things you mostly enjoyed doing while you were alive.
Keep the Puerto Rican tradition alive.
o/
It's awesome! If you and your partner can bend that way imagine the limitless things that can happen in bed!
Oh myyy. :3
I keep forgetting you enjoy antagonizing people.
Whelp, time to pre-order Dark Souls 3, I guess!
You Know Nothing
Member
Damn I wanted to drink so bad yesterday
I have beer for this evening.
Prepare for when I get #lit.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
The night is young, my friend
Also FUCK hero mode in Twilight Princess, artificial difficulty all up in here. I might have to go get a Ganon amiibo. Fuck you Nintendo
My corpse will sitting on the bed with the hands on the laptop logged to neogaf, facebook, XXX sites I visit and whatever music I have on the computer playing. Also might be a nice idea to stream my funeral services on twitch so the gaffers can say their final goodbyes online.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I exercise like a maniac six days a week to make up for it. 160 lbs. and 5'11 and drink three times a week.I've cut way back on my drinking because I gained too much weight.
Endorphins AND alcohol. Best of both worlds.
PirateKing
Junior Member
Where NY gift at tho?Drink me, eat me and go down my rabbit hole.
Drink instead of me (Y) I'll definitely drink for my next birthday :')
I secretly judge people who get drunk and think less of them in my head
Yeah I met my friend yesterday and she was pretty drunk. A few points were dropped last night :/
I exercise like a maniac to make up for it. 160 lbs. and 5'11 and drink three times a week.
Want to trade bodies?
(I don't really give a shit about what people think of me anymore, for the most part. If you like me, great! If not, whatever. Plenty of people who do. This comment is not connected to the above one.
)You Know Nothing
Member
All I have is 7 dick gifs and 1 butt gif. Accept that as a gift? LOL
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Well, I secretly think you're really cool and nice and a generally great personI secretly judge people who get drunk and think less of them in my head
If you want to judge me, that's ok
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Time to to go get some ice cream.
Time to to go get some ice cream.
Ugh everything is closed here. Damn religious holidays >.>
Professor Beef
Banned
Got an invite to go to Sakuracon today by one of my roommates. She even offered to comp my ticket. I declined, because even if I got a free ticket I still wouldn't have any money to buy or do anything (including lunch, RIP).
Time to to go get some ice cream.
I hate you so much right now.
I'm doing Wondercon tomorrow. I won't be there long enough to need to buy lunch but I should still bring snacks and water or something.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
LOL
Even they straight people here are actually gay.
I would rather do things to your face though.
Well, I secretly think you're really cool and nice and a generally great person
If you want to judge me, that's ok
I think you're a great person too, I mean you're a teacher!
that takes a lot of courage. I also don't think you're the type of person that gets completely wasted.
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