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[You Know Nothing]

A couple of my roommates are upstairs talking about Final Fantasy games, and equating playing FF9 to watching Miyazaki movies. I mean, FF9 is my favorite of the series, but yeesh

 

[Funky Papa]

I am terribad with color matching, so makeup for me would horrible.

lol I knew what you were talking about. I'm actually five sessions in on laser removal. Arms and legs are about done, face coming along nicely. I opted against down there for now. Maybe another time.

According to the owner of the beauty salon frequented by my girlfriend, the most common areas are legs, chins, moustaches and buttocks, in that order. Most womynfolk are not very comfortable spreading their most delicate bits, but a surprising number of them get their nipples done.

Yes, penis-GAF: female nipple hair is a thing. She just plucks it in secret.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Americans, Mr. Robot, Hannibal, and Arrested Development all on his list.

OP's now on my shit list.

So ready for this show to come back on the 14th. Whew.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I always like it when a utra hd picture of like an attractive actress or celebrity and people are pointing out and actually denigrating said person for not being feminine.


Have you not ever been in contact with a human female?


The internet is bad, we should send a terminator against it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[liliththepale]

According to the owner of the beauty salon frequented by my girlfriend, the most common areas are legs, chins, moustaches and buttocks, in that order. Most womynfolk are not very comfortable spreading their most delicate bits, but a surprising number of them get their nipples done.

Yes, penis-GAF: female nipple hair is a thing. She just plucks it in secret.

Mine said the same, and it lines up with the evidence of my friends. Gotta have that beach body!

 

[FloatOn]

That miitomo app thing a few pages back looked neat. Should I get it?

 

[FUME5]

What did Fish do this time.

EDIT

Not much by the look of it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Probably for this post: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=200379752&postcount=17

RIP.

 

[Transhuman]

Looks like A Fish Aficionado learnt the hard way that no matter how much someone sucks you can't say that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm waiting for Jobbs to slip and eat a ban eventually.

Clive's probably made a voodoo doll to help bring it about.

 

[liliththepale]

That miitomo app thing a few pages back looked neat. Should I get it?

It's like online dating. Using the app is extremely alluring and full of promise at first, and answering hundreds of questions about yourself is a great way to feed narcissism, but without getting any action the interest burns out pretty quickly.

Right now the only actual game in it is this low key pachinko facsimile, and it costs coins or tickets to play the game which you don't earn very quickly and which doesn't have any decent rewards.

 

[FUME5]

That and the sausage sage shit was only funny for me when I was wavy on the weekend.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Virtual jigsaw puzzles are cathartic af

Yup.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

A couple of my roommates are upstairs talking about Final Fantasy games, and equating playing FF9 to watching Miyazaki movies. I mean, FF9 is my favorite of the series, but yeesh

Tell them there's an actual fucking Miyazaki RPG.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Tell them there's an actual fucking Miyazaki RPG.

I just hope Ni no Kuni 2 is better than the first.

That gameplay was rough enough in the first to make me quit.

 

[Professor Beef]

Not liking Arrested Development makes you a good person, so that ban was deserved tbh

 

[liliththepale]

Not liking Arrested Development makes you a good person, so that ban was deserved tbh

 

[You Know Nothing]

Side note, but the album mix of Express Yourself is trash. Video mix all the way.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Not liking Arrested Development makes you a good person, so that ban was deserved tbh

...I'd forgotten why you were the worst

I now remember

 

[Funky Papa]

I've been eating English food for two days and sexless for four.

No wonder I'm grumpy AF.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

That opinion is shared by just under half of the critics who reviewed it, so you're being neither controversial nor uniformly correct here.

He's allowed his opinion.

It may be curt and in need of expansion, but he's allowed his opinion.

There is no correct.

EDIT: Wow how the fuck did I find myself way down there?

Not liking Arrested Development makes you a good person, so that ban was deserved tbh

Speaking of people having opinions, that one's yours.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Frozen is still the best Madonna song. She's never topping it.

I've been eating English food for two days and sexless for four.

No wonder I'm grumpy AF.

Have you had some toad-in-the-hole or some bangers and mash?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Frozen is still the best Madonna song. She's never topping it.



Have you had some toad-in-the-hole or some bangers and mash?

Banger in the Mouth.

Hot Sea Men.

 

[Halcyon]

I've woken up and caught up with the thread.


Cats are trash.
Pretty people make friends just fine.
I want to get laser hair removal on my back.
My daughter has been crying for the past 30 minutes.

 

[Funky Papa]

Have you had some toad-in-the-hole or some bangers and mash?

I had fishcakes, blood sausage, sausage and red beans for breakfast.

The fishcakes were particularly awful.

Frozen is God Tier, but tied with What it Feels Like for a Girl. I can't decide. Both songs also had incredible videos.

 

[fengshuifever]

Apparently that test says I'm 43% action, 17% social, 45% mastery, 14% achievement, 25% creative and 39% immersion.

So there you go.

Not liking Arrested Development makes you a good person, so that ban was deserved tbh

 

[You Know Nothing]

Paypal offering me $100 off if I spend $400 at Saks Fifth Avenue.

So like I could buy maybe a pair of jeans and that's it.

A pair of $400 jeans.

Banger in the Mouth.

Hot Sea Men.

I mean I'd try these if I were in England.

I had fishcakes, blood sausage, sausage and red beans for breakfast.

The fishcakes were particularly awful.

Frozen is God Tier, but tied with What it Feels Like for a Girl. I can't decide. Both songs also had incredible videos.

Bleh.

And you did not lie regarding the songs.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I had fishcakes, blood sausage, sausage and red beans for breakfast.

The fishcakes were particularly awful.

Frozen is God Tier, but tied with What it Feels Like for a Girl. I can't decide. Both songs also had incredible videos.

Where are you eating?

And by blood sausage do you mean black pudding?

 

[Chuckie]

Where are you eating?

And by blood sausage do you mean black pudding?

If you translate blood sausage in Dutch you get bloedworst... which is quite different from black pudding:

I like black pudding, I hate bloedworst.

Edit: I read about sausages made of blood and rest products from butchers. They can be prepared differently, but they are comparable. Apparantly we also have different kind of 'blood sausages' in the Netherlands, some which are very much alike black pudding.

 

[Funky Papa]

Where are you eating?

And by blood sausage do you mean black pudding?

Yes, blood pudding. I actually like blood sausage quite a bit, but English blood pudding has a very odd texture and the taste is too mild, IMO.

I *do* like shepherd's pie, tho. Too bad most places make it so bland.

Edit: On the plus side, I've developed a surprising and newfound appreciation for builder's tea. I think I may like it better than coffe...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

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[You Know Nothing]

 

[trab pu kcip]

that poor woman.

 

[Chuckie]

that poor woman.

She should have told him though.

 

[trab pu kcip]

She should have told him though.

oh boy. men never take this lightly. the ultimate blow to the ego. might as well just get a divorce or whatever.

 

[FUME5]

oh boy. men never take this lightly. the ultimate blow to the ego. might as well just get a divorce or whatever.

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[Chuckie]

oh boy. men never take this lightly. the ultimate blow to the ego. might as well just get a divorce or whatever.

Wtf? If a girl isn't pleased in the bed she should discuss this with him.
If a girl gives me a shitty handjob, I tell her too.

You seriously think the best thing to do is remain silent for 10 years while faking your orgasms? Mkay.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

both sex and communication can be improved but why would you wait 10 years!? Why do people settle for misery?

 

[Ceallach]

oh boy. men never take this lightly. the ultimate blow to the ego. might as well just get a divorce or whatever.

Yeah, it's terrible. She should be more communicative. A healthy sex life is really important

 

[Xiao Hu]

Who ever took this picture deserves to be kicked in the nuts/get the nipples twisted. This ist NOT how you drink wine!

 

[Granadier]

oh boy. men never take this lightly. the ultimate blow to the ego. might as well just get a divorce or whatever.

Assuming this is sarcasm.

 

[Jobbs]

I'm waiting for Jobbs to slip and eat a ban eventually.

eh? what'd I do

 

[You Know Nothing]

Who ever took this picture deserves to be kicked in the nuts/get the nipples twisted. This ist NOT how you drink wine!

Maybe the cat was the sommelier!

eh? what'd I do

Nothing.

I was just being mean.

 

[FloatOn]

edit - nevermind I did this joke the other day

 

[FUME5]

(ˇヘ&#711

I love this snooty little dude Dragonz.

 

[Jobbs]

it sucks to be watching a show on netflix, drift off, wake up several episodes later and just... just not be sure what to do.

my first real problem!

 

[FloatOn]

it sucks to be watching a show on netflix, drift off, wake up several episodes later and just... just not be sure what to do.

my first real problem!

That's some next level lazy there Jobbs. How difficult is it to close your browser when you start to get sleepy?