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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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Back into my good books with a bullet.
And Lili, definitely the friends name. Total emasculation.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Nothing happened, I was just watching Spaced and it made me want to live with friends again, and not my parents
trab pu kcip
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why do bears have chlamydia tho?
edit: spaced <3
edit: spaced <3
Don't know, but most of them carry it. The hypothesis is that it's an inbuilt form of population control.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I need to revise, I'm going to a Spaced pub quiz on Monday and haven't watched it in years
*is watching The Chris Gerhard Show instead. P Diddy just showed up and got into a weird phone fight with Zach Galafianakis. It's amazing*
trab pu kcip
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bears should not have STDs. this shatters my soul.
you have Spaced pub quizzes? why am I not living in England again?
You Know Nothing
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The Tories are good reason to avoid England.
Because they always go in bearback
liliththepale
Banned
You need to keep more inline with your boy stories! You miss juicy deets when you skate through the thread.
I'm kidding. It happened a few days ago but I didn't post about it. The next time I ran into him (because my housemate invited him over) I just said "hey boyfriend!
" in a playful tone, and he picked up on the joke with "'sup girlfriend". So now that's our pet names for each other, and I think it means we're official.Im a bear and I dont have chlamydia. Im clean as fuck. (I know what you're talking about tho
)trab pu kcip
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heheh.
You need to keep more inline with your boy stories! You miss juicy deets when you skate through the thread.
I'm kidding. It happened a few days ago but I didn't post about it. The next time I ran into him (because my housemate invited him over) I just said "hey boyfriend!
this is too cute for me. <3
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Move to Brighton we have a load of TV show pub quizzes. I think this is even the second time there's been a Spaced quiz here
Also P Diddy is surprisingly hilarious
oh my that was awesome night
finally some action on the backseat of my car
I looked so hard for a gif of the flashback where the car was shaking and homer was eating in the backseat
spent like 30 seconds on it at least
You Know Nothing
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ahem.
how do I do this...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ok there. didn't even sprain anything
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
See I'm so confused, like I want breakfast but it's almost 5 pm
Ended a drought that is certain
You do not need a doctor, all you need is a concert with place full of chicks and I went for the first one that showed some interest. Of course only knew her name and stuff rapidly evolved. I am not a fan of one nighters, but this one was worth it.
A banned user Zabant did it for me back in 2013
You Know Nothing
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So eat breakfast at 5PM.
Breakfast food is better in the evening anyway. #fucksociety
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I'm gonna get hibachi rice instead
And a coffee
And a coffee
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
So what's going down this fine eve, FakeGAF?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
You need to keep more inline with your boy stories! You miss juicy deets when you skate through the thread.
I'm kidding. It happened a few days ago but I didn't post about it. The next time I ran into him (because my housemate invited him over) I just said "hey boyfriend!
Congrats!
I'm reading about saxophone penis for some fucking reason. I think I need to learn how to be a lesbian x_x
You Know Nothing
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liliththepale
Banned
Sometimes it's ridiculously obvious how wealthy the neighborhood I live in is. Saw this just now on my ride home. On the other side it says "happy 21st birthday". I mean it's not uncommon here to give young adults vehicles, but the Christmas commercial style showboating is insane.
Do I dare ask what that is? I'm afraid to Google it.
and thanks!
Do I dare ask what that is? I'm afraid to Google it.
and thanks!
Me on a dating app for bears showing my belly and occasionally my penis to people I dont care about. They boost my confidence with the flattery so its all good I suppose.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Got a fairly wealthy cousin on the mainland, he and his wife got a divorce and the Christmas gift oneupsmanship for the 3 kids is pretty crazy.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Should I have 1AM pasta while watching The Chris Gethard Show, yes or no?
Go for it.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Do I dare ask what that is? I'm afraid to Google it.
and thanks!
I wouldn't. I went down a rabbit hole of weiner diseases and landed on that. It's when a cock twists itself into the shape of a saxophone
Sounds like something from puppetry of the penis...
liliththepale
Banned
I envied kids like that when I was younger, but now it just makes me sad. I wouldn't trade the world for my parents' love!
Yikes, that sounds painful! I'll take a flute or even a kazoo over that.
You Know Nothing
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LookAtMeGo
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Ahoyhoy fake gaf! Hope everyone is doing well.
50/50
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
LookAtMeGo
Member
Same. I just got keys for my new place today so thats good. Things are starting to look up.
Water, Wine, cheap beer, disappointment and disgrace?
You Know Nothing
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It's hard not to have some when so many of them reveal themselves to be real world supervillains.
Some of it is also petty. One of the prominent features of my childhood -- One of the flavors that permeated everything -- Was tension surrounding money. Adults fighting over money. Tension over whether a bill will be paid, in some cases tension over whether we'd even have enough food. I remember all throughout highschool all I wanted was the ripped carpeting in my room replaced because I was embarrassed by it when friends came over and I lived until I moved out without that ever happening.
So my visceral and immediate reaction to Mercedes with a bow on it? Fuck you.
Nice. Moving up?
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