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Transhuman
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I was going to ask this girl out today but I have this dry cough, and you can't ask a girl out when you have a cough.
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Yea, if you have a fit just tell her it was cause she's smokin' hot.
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Transhuman
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That's a creep move.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I mean I'm mainly just thinking about back when I was a child
People do like to touch the back of my ear though, since I always unintentionally squeak in a really high pitch, which everyone finds hilarious >_>
Stop making excuses this is the second time now jeez
"you're like a cat, cause I'm allergic to you"
no way could she resist
you really need to work on establishing personal space
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Maybe she's into creep moves?
"Sorry for coughing, I must be getting sick. Sick of not dating you!"
There are only a few ways to pass off a coughing fit when macking on a girl.
I mean, you could just suck on a cough drop.
CrudeDiatribe
Member
It is important to pretend to not like being tickled.
My parents figured out when I was a kid that they could tickle me just by wiggling their fingers in front of my face. I made the mistake of telling my friends at university and it was game over man, game over.
Did I mention my ICQ "ticklish" story before? I changed my ICQ name to "ticklish" to subtly let the girl I had a crush on I was ticklish. Some Russian guy started messaging me out of the blue and asking about my favourite "tickling fantasies e.g. man/woman, [...] man/boy" and I was like nope nope nope nope.
CrudeDiatribe
Member
"I've got a psychological dependance on you, like marijuana and like marijuana, you make me cough a lot"
CrudeDiatribe
Member
:: disrobes, shows off plumage ::
I used ICQ when I was a teenager
Me too! Also when slightly not a teenager.
Was ICQ first or was AIM?
I think I used ICQ first then switch to AIM shortly after.
Then I abandoned AIM because there was too much drama and on the internet back then you could actually ignore people.
Then I downloaded Trillian for some reason and all the drama came back.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
...I mean to be fair it is quite funny, and it is only ever people I'm friends with so *shrug*
OH MY FUCK I HAVE THE SAME THING I THOUGHT I WAS JUST A WEIRDBOY
Like for me it's torso instead of face but fuck
Also that ICQ story is amazing
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
missing the first three panels
I cropped them out. Gaf couldn't handle 100% unfiltered Nedroid.
^ everyones co-opting my emoting style and it'll be impossible to know I invented it
:: rages sexily ::
I used AIM all the way up until about 2013 when my last person I used it to speak with stopped using it, so I uninstalled. I had been using it since I was 13.
Now it's all skype and hangouts. And twitter.
BTW whatever his name is' wife is pretty cool, and I'm not saying he SHOULD post more pics of her, but if he did I wouldn't have any strong objection
:: rages sexily ::
I used AIM all the way up until about 2013 when my last person I used it to speak with stopped using it, so I uninstalled. I had been using it since I was 13.
Now it's all skype and hangouts. And twitter.
BTW whatever his name is' wife is pretty cool, and I'm not saying he SHOULD post more pics of her, but if he did I wouldn't have any strong objection
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
What about Liam Neeson?
not so much for dating but if he was interested in being my dad maybe there would be something
Halcyon
Member
I don't think so, I had this 55 year old woman who wouldn't quit messaging me once it was something else lol
Halcyon
Member
This is the only redeemable thing from Castlevania 64.
so far its just a mid 30s guy from ohio (I'm not interested, Jobbs!) and hasn't been persistent so not a big deal. Its just enough of a deal breaker that I'd prefer them to not even look at my profile to begin with
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Transhuman
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Halcyon
Member
I thought the OST, Characters and Atmosphere was there. The gameplay is the big mess.
Don't worry "Daddy".I'm mid 30's
Not as far as I know, but if there is someone in an age range I have no interest in, I block them. I have it on my profile that my ideal age range is 20-30, but I still have 40-year olds messaging me. I politely tell them I'm not interested and block them. On the flip side, I have under-18s who message me, too. They, too, are blocked. And reported.
I'm mid 30's
Man way to beat us down, I know I'm getting grey hairs but I'm not old!
lol
today is incredibly whack
- roll into work late due to sleeping badly
- immediately have to get on a conference call
- have to train 4 people in a few minutes
- have another HUGE conference call at 2pm
I somehow also have to squeeze in doing homework at work today at some point and pick up my dog from my parents house. This wouldn't be a bad thing but today is the Florida primary and my parents are embarrisingly fans of Trump and I would imagine them wanting to engage in political conversation at some point tonight :/
also, everyone needs to stop being gross about Halcyon's wife. marriage is sacred damnit!
- roll into work late due to sleeping badly
- immediately have to get on a conference call
- have to train 4 people in a few minutes
- have another HUGE conference call at 2pm
I somehow also have to squeeze in doing homework at work today at some point and pick up my dog from my parents house. This wouldn't be a bad thing but today is the Florida primary and my parents are embarrisingly fans of Trump and I would imagine them wanting to engage in political conversation at some point tonight :/
also, everyone needs to stop being gross about Halcyon's wife. marriage is sacred damnit!
Make sure your phone is fully charged and nod to most stuff they say. You'll be alright.
Halcyon
Member
That's alot of stuff going on.
I'm barely working, then just going to the gym tonight and doing some dishes before inevitably falling asleep before 9.
I'm mid 30's
its okay, I wouldn't date George Clooney either. Nothing personal
CrudeDiatribe
Member
ICQ by a year ('96 vs '97).
Around the time of Russian tickling fetishist/pedophiles, I may have had cybersex with a kindergarten teacher in Brisbane. Party like it's 1999.
We're probably still pretty weird, but not unique.
I have been cured of it! Your friends/girlfriend doing it to you daily builds up much fortitude.
I'm mid 30's
Just think: we'll be 40 before some of the people posting here turn 30.
#reallydead
Halcyon
Member
Oh no problems. I just had a mini-fight with my own mortality. I've moved on. I had to make sure to calm down and have my prunes.
so jelly
Quit lying, everyone would date George Clooney, even straight guys.
sheeeeiiitt I'd let george clooney put his penis in my mouth and I'm straight
just so that I could say I had george clooney put his penis in my mouth
for context: I've never seen Beauty and the Beast because it came out before I was born.
only if he wears his batman suit with the nipples
I have to see that then. My inbox is open.
I would talk how penises are not gross but I rather not go into details lol
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Step 1: Get girlfriend >_>
6 years for me. Or, well, 5.5, birthday's in August.
CrudeDiatribe
Member
For the record, I'm younger than Casablanca and I've seen that.
Haven't seen Beauty and the Beast either.
Well, yes— but she found the tickling thing endearing so maybe you could sell it. Just not on ICQ.
4 years and 9 months until the big 4-0.
Nerdkiller
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