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[A Fish Aficionado]

I'd eat tomato in a fruit salad.

Checkmate.

gross.

 

[liliththepale]

It's really uncommon for me to go more than two days without a shower, but every single day is overkill since I don't sweat that much nor get more than my hands dirty in day-to-day activities. Washing too much dries out your skin and hair. No bueno.

Dude, biological classifications sometimes make no sense.

I follow David Mitchell's advice " if it doesn't belong in a fruit salad, it isn't a fruit"

But what about apples or any citrus fruit? Those are most definitely fruits and most definitely do not belong in a fruit salad.

 

[Chuckie]

A smart man knows a tomato is a fruit, a wise man knows not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Zucchini and cucumber are fruits too.

So pickles are technically fruit as well.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

But what about apples or any citrus fruit? Those are most definitely fruits and most definitely do not belong in a fruit salad.

wat.

 

[Jobbs]

Zucchini and cucumber are fruits too.

So pickles are technically fruit as well.

This is awesomely wrong

 

[liliththepale]

wat.

this is not fruit salad

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I wish I had a garden. Got some free swag from Monsanto.

 

[Clivefrog]

It's 2016, can't we all agree that sometimes fruits are vegetables and vice versa?

edit: Science be damned.

 

[liliththepale]

It's 2016, can't we all agree that sometimes fruits are vegetables and vice versa?

No. It's fun to be obtuse and ignore that there are separate botanical and culinary classifications of fruits and vegetables. We need something to fight about.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

this is not fruit salad

you haven't had pico de gallo Mexican fruit salad?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Bananas are a fruit while banana trees aren't really trees but are giant herbs.

This is awesomely wrong

But scientifically correct.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

you haven't had pico de gallo Mexican fruit salad?

No but that sounds heavenly

 

[liliththepale]

you haven't had pico de gallo Mexican fruit salad?

That's like mango, tomato, cucumber and strawberry. Not citrus. Not apple. And also not real fruit salad.

 

[Funky Papa]

Sometimes, when I don't shower, I study the fragrances. I want to smell, taste, touch the experience.

Is that tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

It's a berry. Thus a fruit.

With that gem of knowledge already out, I want to live in a Burberry ad.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I mean, shit like this makes classification, unless genetic, useless.

That's like mango, tomato, cucumber and strawberry. Not citrus. Not apple. And also not real fruit salad.

uh what? that's the salsa, not the salad. which only refers to the chili powder used.

It's typically citrus fruit
http://www.food.com/recipe/pico-de-gallo-a-mexican-fruit-salad-166927

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

You shower approximately 85% more than at least 70% of GAF.

"GAF, I haven't showered in a week. Is this normal?"

"Bryy, stop drinking my water bottles. You're killing the planet" says the guy that takes two hour bath/shower mixes.

 

[You Know Nothing]

With that gem of knowledge already out, I want to live in a Burberry ad.

I fuck with the song in that ad.

 

[Clivefrog]

Good lord, that ad made me mad. What a perfect-smelling world

 

[Vazra]

Posted a nude on fb for mistake instead of DSIII pic. Hope no one in the fam saw it.

Reminder to not upload or link shit while sleepy.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Posted a nude on fb for mistake instead of DSIII pic. Hope no one in the fam saw it.

Reminder to not upload or link shit while sleepy.

wat


fuck biology, this is gold.


Also fuck caviar and capers. The worst.

 

[Chuckie]

But what about apples or any citrus fruit? Those are most definitely fruits and most definitely do not belong in a fruit salad.

Well apple goes into fruit salad, as does mandarin orange (which is a citrus fruit)

 

[Vazra]

wat


fuck biology, this is gold.

I left it like 15 minutes up because I was posting on GAF and chatting on Skype, Whatsapp and Discord. Its nearly 5am so I think its most likely that no one saw it since most people should be sleeping.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Jesus, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

 

[Funky Papa]

wat


fuck biology, this is gold.


Also fuck caviar and capers. The worst.

Caviar is good. Capers are complicated, but they have their uses.

Also, the best snails I've ever eaten I got them at a junket in Paris. GDLK, and I don't even like snails.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

My dad just abuses capers in his paella. But I would love to try some snails. The ones I have had have been great. But it's more Asian.

 

[You Know Nothing]

All this money and these people eat slugs?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

All this money and these people eat slugs?

is that an Olsen twin?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Normally, I'd be tickled to play a selection from... Choppin'.

is that an Olsen twin?

Yeahp. One of the many of their films that I grew up with.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Funny how the not money hungry Olsen, turned out to be a talented actress.

 

[Jobbs]

Funny how the not money hungry Olsen, turned out to be a talented actress.

easy to not be hungry for money when you just have it

she is pretty awesome, I agree

 

[You Know Nothing]

Another example would be Vera and Taissa Farmiga.

Only one of them can act. And it isn't Taissa.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Here is my nightly please kill me

 

[You Know Nothing]

Here is my nightly please kill me

Get into it.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Get into it.

I'll get back to you in five hours

 

[FUME5]

Here is my nightly please kill me

Slap chop.

 

[Jobbs]

hi there

oh whatever

this object is amazing

teehee

 

[Ceallach]

Morning GAF. I reflashed in the shower last from all the OC that got on me, sensitive bits burning is no bueno had a miserable time sleeping. Ugh.

 

[Funky Papa]

hi there

oh whatever

this object is amazing

teehee

I finally had to google this young lady.

Not only is so cute she probably pukes rainbows, she also has a banging little body.

Some people live life in easy mode, I swear.

 

[Chuckie]

I finally had to google this young lady.

Not only is so cute she probably pukes rainbows, she also has a banging little body.

Some people live life in easy mode, I swear.

How did you even find her? And more importantly why not give us the name.

 

[Funky Papa]

How did you even find her? And more importantly why not give us the name.

Don't thank me, thank misha.

emily rudd

 

[Misha]

Don't thank me, thank misha.

I've been following her on tumblr for a few years now

 

[You Know Nothing]

Reverse image search on Google does the lord's work more often than not.

 

[Chuckie]

Don't thank me, thank misha.

I've been following her on tumblr for a few years now

Thank you both.

Reverse image search on Google does the lord's work more often than not.

Does that work with animated gifs too?

 

[Funky Papa]

listening to Millionaries

getting strangely and uncomfortably aroused

send help

 

[You Know Nothing]

Does that work with animated gifs too?

It do.

listening to Millionaries

getting strangely and uncomfortably aroused

send help

Hew?

 

[Jobbs]

listening to Millionaries

getting strangely and uncomfortably aroused

send help

snap out of it, man!

stop being aroused right this minute!!

 

[Granadier]

That doesn't help.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh god, Funky. Not like this. This is so bad. Love yourself.

I'd have to be staggeringly drunk to even consider listening to this trash.

 

[Funky Papa]

I've been following her on tumblr for a few years now

Does she do anything else besides Instagramming? It doesn't look like she does any video tutorials or stuff, her YouTube channel is quite empty.

Hew?

I'm so incredibly sorry.

snap out of it, man!

stop being aroused right this minute!!

I didn't ask for this