Halcyon
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I got up and went to the bathroom like a human being.
I jerked off in the shower like a disgusting pig.
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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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I got up and went to the bathroom like a human being.
Nah, a disgusting pig would have pissed in the hamper, blamed the baby, then jerked off in the hamper and blamed his wife.
#doinggoodbro
How pathetic is the sexlife of a man whose wife recently gave birth to a child exactly?
Not as pathetic as mine I bet
Chuckie
Member
Wtf am I looking at?
Halcyon
Member
I wouldn't call anything about my life pathetic. My life is blessed.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Yo that spider gif in the what species would you get rid of thread
I'm gonna puke
I'm gonna puke
fengshuifever
Member
Now that the fam has left.
Finally Dark Souls time
Finally Dark Souls time
No offense, pal
Omg, the end :O
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Broccoli tastes like regret.
That looks exciting! I think I would demand a pretty tough chastity belt.
That looks exciting! I think I would demand a pretty tough chastity belt.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Seriously, what the fuck are people doing to brocolli, it's really not that bad
Like it's not even the worst tree-shaped vegetable
What class you going for?
Like it's not even the worst tree-shaped vegetable
What class you going for?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Not throwing it into the trash. Which is concerning.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Broccoli is awesome.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
How would you cook it? If you had to
Halcyon
Member
I'm just yankin your chain
False. Broccoli is the best.
Also broccoli slaw with lots of vinegar is the best summer side of all time. This is irrefutable.
fengshuifever
Member
I went straight for Knight but I'll be doing a Pyromancy build when I decide to run through again and what I NG+
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Your fault for having complicated genitals instead of just laying out your eggs like snails.
Steamed. Once done I'd add a few drops of olive oil, some salt and pepper. Then I'd ready myself for the most awful farts.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Fireboy best boy
I've got my classic Dark Souls 1 build going on and I love it. Fireboy with a fucking huge club. Just need to get some chaos pyromancies and baby I got a stew going
I'm just yankin your chain
You dirty mother.....I hope your wife gets pregnant again. With twins!
CrudeDiatribe
Member
I do not like broccoli uncooked, stir fried, lightly steamed, nor the traditional English "shit cooked out of it and everything else" method.
It is tolerable in small amounts in a stir fry coated in soya sauce but that might be a salt addiction.
I certainly think so now, but as a kid broccoli was less worse because I could smother it in molten Cheese Whiz.
Somehow I survived childhood and now hate Cheese Whiz and like asparagus.
It is tolerable in small amounts in a stir fry coated in soya sauce but that might be a salt addiction.
I certainly think so now, but as a kid broccoli was less worse because I could smother it in molten Cheese Whiz.
Somehow I survived childhood and now hate Cheese Whiz and like asparagus.
women are a fucking liability. you never know when a baby's gonna fly out
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Oh hey that funniest tweet thread's been bumped. Now to remind myself how bad most people's senses of humour seem to be
Hey fuck you I know how to cook broccoli properly
Hey fuck you I know how to cook broccoli properly
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Well, then they shouldn't make it so damn tempting to get pregnant by giving us basically 2 years off to have a kid.
I'm kidding. Oh god, never again. One and done.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I hate that.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Hey, better safe than sorry. You might be pregnant RIGHT NOW. How would you know? I might be pregnant too. Maybe we are ALL pregnant.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Did you even think about kissing a male? YOU MAY BE PREGNANT, LET US TEST YOU.
You Know Nothing
Member
[mpreg intensifies]
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Feeling a little sick? Allergies? Nah, you probably went and got knocked up, crazy lady. You guys gotta be more careful.
trab pu kcip
Member
there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x
I usually press the ass chicks very tightly. It always works!
Haha!
I feel ya, sis ;(
You Know Nothing
Member
I might be
Any pickles and ice cream cravings lately?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I am definitely 100% pregnant
That's a baby, it is not fat
...:c
That's a baby, it is not fat
...:c
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
You can't possibly know that. Here pee in the cup for me. Oh and make sure I can see the urine leaving the body so I know you aren't trying to trick me.
Chuckie
Member
A dry spell?
trab pu kcip
Member
I might be
any emotional outbursts when thinking/talking about kids?
okay, anything for you!
sex has offically ended for me.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Yikes all this sex talk makes me realize how long my dry spell has been
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Lol dry spells
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Sept. 2013 was the last time. Cause I started dating Adam Jan 2014 and that lasted for a year and a half (ish) and then I went to boot camp / tech school so
Chuckie
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