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[FloatOn]

To be clear I like broccoli but grilled asparagus is heaven

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sept. 2013 was the last time. Cause I started dating Adam Jan 2014 and that lasted for a year and a half (ish) and then I went to boot camp / tech school so

I'm still perched for your first lesbian encounter.

I have to live that one through you because it's biologically impossible for me.

 

[DrM]

there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x

Virgin Mary also said that

 

[Jobbs]

👨 👩 😚 😬 👍 😘 😘 😝 💋* 💋* 😭 💦 💦 😴 💤 💤 💤 💋* 💦 💦 💀 👻

 

[FloatOn]

emojis are modern hieroglyphics

 

[DrM]

👨 👩 😚 😬 👍 😘 😘 😝 💋* 💋* 😭 💦 💦 😴 💤 💤 💤 💋* 💦 💦 💀 👻

Is this a short summary of failed marriage?

 

[Funky Papa]

All this sapphic talk reminds me that my girlfriend told me after watching Deadpool that she was turned the fuck on by Morena Baccarin.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I will write my autobiography in emoji

 

[FUME5]

👨 👩 😚 😬 👍 😘 😘 😝 💋* 💋* 😭 💦 💦 😴 💤 💤 💤 💋* 💦 💦 💀 👻

😤

 

[You Know Nothing]

Need to invent time travel and then go back to ancient Egypt and get them to adopt emojis as their writing system.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You've become a sexy nun?


Pancakes are better anyways

I'm not becoming a nun...yet. still have a tiny bit of hope. but no need to try hooking me up with frat boys again ;p

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

PAX East is this weekend?

 

[Misha]

Need to invent time travel and then go back to ancient Egypt and get them to adopt emojis as their writing system.

are you trying to tell me those aren't emojis?

not every system gives them the same images

 

[Chuckie]

Virgin Mary also said that

And Shmi Skywalker.

Although I think that vapid slut was lying.

 

[You Know Nothing]

are you trying to tell me those aren't emojis?

not every system gives them the same image

🐳 🐋 🐄 🐏 🐀 🐃 🐅 🐇 🐉 🐎 🐐 🐓 🐕 🐖 🐁 🐂 🐲 🐡 🐊 🐫 🐪 🐆 🐈 🐩

 

[zeemumu]

It's not a smirk. Her face is disfigured. It just looks like she's smirking.

Also I got so much shit the other day for stanning Margaery.

Spoiler

probably because I threw my boy Ramsay in as King in the North by right of conquest

Then it's the hottest disfigurement I've ever seen.

Spoiler

Ramsay's a piece of shit.

 

[Misha]

And Shmi Skywalker.

Although I think that vapid slut was lying.

I always interpreted "There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened." as the father done r-u-n-n-o-f-t when she got pregnant leaving her as a single mother

but apparently no one else saw that and i don't think thats the canon interpretation. I expected his father ot show up in episode 2 but obviously that didn't happen

 

[Xiao Hu]

I'm not becoming a nun...yet. still have a tiny bit of hope. but no need to try hooking me up with frat boys again ;p

Jesus, there are no proper frats in Germany. Don't tell me you've got involved with a Burschenschaft :O

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm still perched for your first lesbian encounter.

I have to live that one through you because it's biologically impossible for me.

I'm ready for it too you don't even know

 

[trab pu kcip]

Jesus, there are no proper frats in Germany. Don't tell me you've got involved with a Burschenschaft :O

bateman did. and you wanted to set us up. remember?

 

[Chuckie]

I always interpreted "There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened." as the father done r-u-n-n-o-f-t when she got pregnant leaving her as a single mother

but apparently no one else saw that and i don't think thats the canon interpretation. I expected his father ot show up in episode 2 but obviously that didn't happen

It is one of the stupidest ideas in Star Wars, which has a lot of stupid ideas.
He not only had to be the One who would bring balance to the force, have a higher Midichlorian count than Yoda (fucking fuck) but ALSO been born from an immaculate conception.

So in my SW universe, Shmi fucked everybody in the cantina and came up with that shitty story herself.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm ready for it too you don't even know

 

[zeemumu]

It's not even 6AM yet and I've been awake for an hour.

 

[Xiao Hu]

bateman did. and you wanted to set us up. remember?

You would be a cute couple though.

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Everything involving you would be cute actually :3 Don't give up hope, you're the finest catch out there

 

[trab pu kcip]

You would be a cute couple though.

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Everything involving you would be cute actually :3 Don't give up hope, you're the finest catch out there

b'aw <3 :,) sweetest thing I've heard.
but we would be a weird looking couple. he's a giant and I'm a hobbit.

 

[Chuckie]

b'aw <3 :,) sweetest thing I've heard.
but we would be a weird looking couple. he's a giant and I'm a hobbit.

How tall are you?


Anyway, you are cute af, so I am sure you'll find a nice guy one day!

 

[Halcyon]

Somebody give me some good music to listen to that is specifically my taste and not some crazy hole in the wall indie band.

I'm super into Ke$ha and Pit Bull so that might help.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Somebody give me some good music to listen to that is specifically my taste and not some crazy hole in the wall indie band.

I'm super into Ke$ha and Pit Bull so that might help.

Sorry this is an impossible request

 

[FUME5]

It's not Trabs level of hotness that's the issue, it's the density of dudes in her area who rollerblade.

 

[Halcyon]

It's not Trabs level of hotness that's the issue, it's the density of dudes in her area who rollerblade.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It's not Trabs level of hotness that's the issue, it's the density of dudes in her area who rollerblade.

Solution: move to Brighton I don't know anyone who rollerblades

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Hey fuck you I know how to cook broccoli properly

I didn't say you couldn't cook it so non-English people might enjoy it— but rather there is no way that results in broccoli that I wish to eat; also: do you deny that the traditional English cooking method results in tough tasteless grey lumps of meat and vegetable? That sensible cooking in the UK predates contact with the French, Italians, and south Asians?

I had a friend that insisted she could cook brothel sprouts in a manner I would enjoy too, but she was wrong.

I might be

Jump up and down after sex.

Time to wear this then I guess

[vinyl nun]

Hmm. Can something like that be ordered without the creepy religious iconography? Crucifixes kill boners. Asking for a friend.

All this sapphic talk reminds me that my girlfriend told me after watching Deadpool that she was turned the fuck on by Morena Baccarin.

Only a little jealous. Apparently the only way I'll have a threesome is a FMM.

 

[Jobbs]

Jump up and down after sex.

fuck I'm doing exactly the wrong thing

 

[Transhuman]

there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x

You definitely haven't been listening to Led Zepphlin while falling asleep? That will get you super pregnant

 

[Xiao Hu]

b'aw <3 :,) sweetest thing I've heard.
but we would be a weird looking couple. he's a giant and I'm a hobbit.

how tall/small are you?

 

[trab pu kcip]

It's not Trabs level of hotness that's the issue, it's the density of dudes in her area who rollerblade.

trying not to crack up at work

 

[Misha]

It is one of the stupidest ideas in Star Wars, which has a lot of stupid ideas.
He not only had to be the One who would bring balance to the force, have a higher Midichlorian count than Yoda (fucking fuck) but ALSO been born from an immaculate conception.

So in my SW universe, Shmi fucked everybody in the cantina and came up with that shitty story herself.

I liked the idea that his father was a smuggler who shmi fell in love with and then he just up and left when he was done on the planet and she ended up being a slave because she couldn't afford to provide for both her and anakin(more of an indentured servant route)

 

[trab pu kcip]

how tall/small are you?

hobbit size .about 1.60. and bateman is like super basketball tall.

 

[marrec]

I liked the idea that his father was a smuggler who shmi fell in love with and then he just up and left when he was done on the planet and she ended up being a slave because she couldn't afford to provide for both her and anakin(more of an indentured servant route)

I actually kind of dig the idea that Anakin was a direct manifestation of Darth Plagueis ability with the force. He was able to create life. One of the best things about the Prequels was the hinting at Plagueis' power and the life Palpatine had before these movies. I'm glad Lucas didn't get super explicit and detail that part of the plot.

hobbit size .about 1.60. and bateman is like super basketball tall.

*googles* Yep, that's short.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Xiao Hu]

hobbit size .about 1.60. and bateman is like super basketball tall.

Ok, sorry. My mother won't allow me impregnate you, I already bring great shame not being as tall as my father to our family. I can't taint my bloodline further, little Shakira

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I would allow Bateman to impregnate me though, even without asking my mom for permission lol

 

[Prophet Steve]

Server at work is not letting me login, can't do anything the whole day.

I think it is pregnant and in a bit of a mood.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My gay lil heart just stopped

 

[trab pu kcip]

Ok, sorry. My mother won't allow me impregnate you, I already bring great shame not being as tall as my father to our family. I can't taint my bloodline further, little Shakira

Spoiler

I would allow Bateman to impregnate me though, even without asking my mom for permission lol

bahaha why are you so into him? didn't you see him post?




also this thread is turning me gayer by the minute. all these lesbian vibes man.

 

[Misha]

I actually kind of dig the idea that Anakin was a direct manifestation of Darth Plagueis ability with the force. He was able to create life. One of the best things about the Prequels was the hinting at Plagueis' power and the life Palpatine had before these movies. I'm glad Lucas didn't get super explicit and detail that part of the plot.

part of the thing i liked about luke was he was a random farm kid on a backwater planet
then it turned out his father was the second most powerful person in the galaxy (yes i think that was an awful and sloppy twist)
then there was anakin who was a random slave kid who was found to be surprisingly force sensitive
then it turned out he was an immaculate conception from the most evil guy around

pretty much why I'm looking forward to rogue one hopefully finally not having characters with some sort of birthright (and why i hope rey isn't related to anyone.)

 

[Granadier]

I feel like I should watch Cruel Intentions again.

All this sapphic talk reminds me that my girlfriend told me after watching Deadpool that she was turned the fuck on by Morena Baccarin.

It was the pegging, wasn't it?

Watch your butt Papa.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

fuck I'm doing exactly the wrong thing

Yeah, laying on your back afterwards helps fertility.

Strumming Wonderwall usually hurts it though.

 

[Halcyon]

also this thread is turning me gayer by the minute. all these lesbian vibes man.

I know right. Pussy is fantastic. I hate guys.

 

[marrec]

part of the thing i liked about luke was he was a random farm kid on a backwater planet
then it turned out his father was the second most powerful person in the galaxy (yes i think that was an awful and sloppy twist)
then there was anakin who was a random slave kid who was found to be surprisingly force sensitive
then it turned out he was an immaculate conception from the most evil guy around

pretty much why I'm looking forward to rogue one hopefully finally not having characters with some sort of birthright (and why i hope rey isn't related to anyone.)

I hope they don't go back to that same well for the new trilogy and Rogue One.

I feel like having Plagueis create Anakin and then having Luke redeem Anakin and kill Palpatine was a great little circular story that wrapped up rather nicely. Of course, the prequels sucked but that's not for lack of a decent little outline to work with.

Now, moving on from there, let's get away from Plagueis and Luke and start poking around at other corners of this world.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

also this thread is turning me gayer by the minute. all these lesbian vibes man.

Embrace it.

Spoiler

Embrace it and then date me

 

[zeemumu]

part of the thing i liked about luke was he was a random farm kid on a backwater planet
then it turned out his father was the second most powerful person in the galaxy (yes i think that was an awful and sloppy twist)
then there was anakin who was a random slave kid who was found to be surprisingly force sensitive
then it turned out he was an immaculate conception from the most evil guy around

pretty much why I'm looking forward to rogue one hopefully finally not having characters with some sort of birthright (and why i hope rey isn't related to anyone.)

It'll turn out that Rey is Anakin's father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate.

I got my new license in mail. It's time to retire the vertical one.