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[Halcyon]

What was your decision?

I got up and went to the bathroom like a human being.

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I jerked off in the shower like a disgusting pig.

 

[FUME5]

I got up and went to the bathroom like a human being.

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I jerked off in the shower like a disgusting pig.

Nah, a disgusting pig would have pissed in the hamper, blamed the baby, then jerked off in the hamper and blamed his wife.

#doinggoodbro

 

[Bko]

I got up and went to the bathroom like a human being.

Spoiler

I jerked off in the shower like a disgusting pig.

How pathetic is the sexlife of a man whose wife recently gave birth to a child exactly?

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Not as pathetic as mine I bet

 

[Funky Papa]

Some people have way too much time in their hands.

 

[Chuckie]

Some people have way too much time in their hands.

Wtf am I looking at?

 

[Halcyon]

How pathetic is the sexlife of a man whose wife recently gave birth to a child exactly?

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Not as pathetic as mine I bet

I wouldn't call anything about my life pathetic. My life is blessed.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yo that spider gif in the what species would you get rid of thread

I'm gonna puke

 

[fengshuifever]

Now that the fam has left.

Finally Dark Souls time

 

[Bko]

I wouldn't call anything about my life pathetic. My life is blessed.

No offense, pal

Some people have way too much time in their hands.

Omg, the end :O

 

[FUME5]

That Zelda / GoT shit defines cringe.

That's a funnelweb Dragonz, I'm fucking glad they're east coast only.

 

[FloatOn]

Good morning fakers

I was scrolling through social media and someone posted a video about this emaciated dog that was rehabilitated to full health. Now I'm feeling some kind of way

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Broccoli tastes like regret.

To be fair, it was a link.

That looks exciting! I think I would demand a pretty tough chastity belt.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Seriously, what the fuck are people doing to brocolli, it's really not that bad

Like it's not even the worst tree-shaped vegetable

Now that the fam has left.

Finally Dark Souls time

What class you going for?

 

[Funky Papa]

Seriously, what the fuck are people doing to brocolli

Not throwing it into the trash. Which is concerning.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Broccoli is awesome.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Not throwing it into the trash. Which is concerning.

How would you cook it? If you had to

 

[Ceallach]

Morning GAF. Just got done peeing in a cup. At an appt. and dealing with the pregnancy test the navy makes women do before ANYTHING

 

[FloatOn]

asparagus > broccoli

 

[Halcyon]

No offense, pal

I'm just yankin your chain

asparagus > broccoli

False. Broccoli is the best.

Also broccoli slaw with lots of vinegar is the best summer side of all time. This is irrefutable.

 

[fengshuifever]

Seriously, what the fuck are people doing to brocolli, it's really not that bad

Like it's not even the worst tree-shaped vegetable



What class you going for?

I went straight for Knight but I'll be doing a Pyromancy build when I decide to run through again and what I NG+

 

[Funky Papa]

Morning GAF. Just got done peeing in a cup. At an appt. and dealing with the pregnancy test the navy makes women do before ANYTHING

Your fault for having complicated genitals instead of just laying out your eggs like snails.

How would you cook it? If you had to

Steamed. Once done I'd add a few drops of olive oil, some salt and pepper. Then I'd ready myself for the most awful farts.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I went straight for Knight but I'll be doing a Pyromancy build when I decide to run through again and what I NG+

Fireboy best boy

I've got my classic Dark Souls 1 build going on and I love it. Fireboy with a fucking huge club. Just need to get some chaos pyromancies and baby I got a stew going

 

[Bko]

I'm just yankin your chain

You dirty mother.....I hope your wife gets pregnant again. With twins!

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I do not like broccoli uncooked, stir fried, lightly steamed, nor the traditional English "shit cooked out of it and everything else" method.

It is tolerable in small amounts in a stir fry coated in soya sauce but that might be a salt addiction.

asparagus > broccoli

I certainly think so now, but as a kid broccoli was less worse because I could smother it in molten Cheese Whiz.

Somehow I survived childhood and now hate Cheese Whiz and like asparagus.

 

[Jobbs]

Morning GAF. Just got done peeing in a cup. At an appt. and dealing with the pregnancy test the navy makes women do before ANYTHING

women are a fucking liability. you never know when a baby's gonna fly out

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh hey that funniest tweet thread's been bumped. Now to remind myself how bad most people's senses of humour seem to be

I do not like broccoli uncooked, stir fried, lightly steamed, nor the traditional English "shit cooked out of it and everything else" method.

Hey fuck you I know how to cook broccoli properly

 

[Ceallach]

women are a fucking liability. you never know when a baby's gonna fly out

Well, then they shouldn't make it so damn tempting to get pregnant by giving us basically 2 years off to have a kid.

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I'm kidding. Oh god, never again. One and done.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Morning GAF. Just got done peeing in a cup. At an appt. and dealing with the pregnancy test the navy makes women do before ANYTHING

I hate that.

 

[Ceallach]

I hate that.

Hey, better safe than sorry. You might be pregnant RIGHT NOW. How would you know? I might be pregnant too. Maybe we are ALL pregnant.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hey, better safe than sorry. You might be pregnant RIGHT NOW. How would you know? I might be pregnant too. Maybe we are ALL pregnant.

Did you even think about kissing a male? YOU MAY BE PREGNANT, LET US TEST YOU.

 

[FUME5]

That explains the baby that shot past earlier.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hey, better safe than sorry. You might be pregnant RIGHT NOW. How would you know? I might be pregnant too. Maybe we are ALL pregnant.

[mpreg intensifies]

 

[Ceallach]

Did you even think about kissing a male? YOU MAY BE PREGNANT, LET US TEST YOU.

Feeling a little sick? Allergies? Nah, you probably went and got knocked up, crazy lady. You guys gotta be more careful.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Hey, better safe than sorry. You might be pregnant RIGHT NOW. How would you know? I might be pregnant too. Maybe we are ALL pregnant.

there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x

 

[Bko]

Hey, better safe than sorry. You might be pregnant RIGHT NOW. How would you know? I might be pregnant too. Maybe we are ALL pregnant.

I usually press the ass chicks very tightly. It always works!

there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x

Haha!

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I feel ya, sis ;(

 

[Jobbs]

there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x

I might be

 

[You Know Nothing]

I might be

Any pickles and ice cream cravings lately?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I am definitely 100% pregnant

That's a baby, it is not fat

...:c

 

[Ceallach]

there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x

You can't possibly know that. Here pee in the cup for me. Oh and make sure I can see the urine leaving the body so I know you aren't trying to trick me.

 

[Chuckie]

there's no possibilty I'm pregnant x-x

A dry spell?

 

[trab pu kcip]

I might be

any emotional outbursts when thinking/talking about kids?

You can't possibly know that. Here pee in the cup for me. Oh and make sure I can see the urine leaving the body so I know you aren't trying to trick me.

okay, anything for you!

A dry spell?

sex has offically ended for me.

 

[Halcyon]

Jobbs is glistening with the fresh dew that is: the recently fucked.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yikes all this sex talk makes me realize how long my dry spell has been

 

[Bko]

sex has offically ended for me.

You've become a sexy nun?

Yikes all this sex talk makes me realize how long my dry spell has been

Pancakes are better anyways

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yikes all this sex talk makes me realize how long my dry spell has been

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Lol dry spells

 

[Misha]

I'm hungry

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Sept. 2013 was the last time. Cause I started dating Adam Jan 2014 and that lasted for a year and a half (ish) and then I went to boot camp / tech school so

 

[Chuckie]

sex has offically ended for me.

Time to wear this then I guess

 

[Bko]

Sept. 2013 was the last time. Cause I started dating Adam Jan 2014 and that lasted for a year and a half (ish) and then I went to boot camp / tech school so

Is that him?