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[SolVanderlyn]

One of my ancestors probably.

One of my ancestors was an oil painter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Vanderlyn

 

[marrec]

You can't eat a cat's ass that's for sure.

Well that's out of context now.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

The GAFia Discord has a bot setup on it where you can type ~cat and it'll post a picture of a cat

One of the pictures it threw up was this

Please help me I can't deal with it

 

[Funky Papa]

You can't eat a cat's ass that's for sure.

You lack courage.

 

[DrM]

yep! it's a fucking dick, too, I sometimes get roped into dog sitting it here

It is their character. Our lab just ignore smaller ones

 

[Jobbs]

You can't eat a cat's ass that's for sure.

Well that's out of context now.

ass half empty kinda guy here

okay I'm getting up

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

You can't eat a cat's ass that's for sure.

Well that's out of context now.

Yeah, have to watch out for parasites.

ass half empty kinda guy here

Nice.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Are you ready for RAINBOW GRILLED CHEESE!?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

 

[DrM]

Are you ready for RAINBOW GRILLED CHEESE!?

what is that monstrosity

 

[Granadier]

ass half empty kinda guy here

okay I'm getting up

not before you finish eating dat ass

 

[Funky Papa]

I don't get ass eating because it doesn't feel like anything. Also, I just can't shove my face in some dude's ass crack. It just, yeah no.

This right here is why America needs bidets.

 

[Jobbs]

what is that monstrosity

looks like something from the aliens spinoff, "gayliens"

OKAY I PROMISE I'M GETTING UP NOW

not before you finish eating dat ass

MOM I'M FULLLL I WANNA GO MAKE VIDEO GAMES

 

[Vazra]

Are you ready for RAINBOW GRILLED CHEESE!?

Is that toothpaste?

 

[Halcyon]

This right here is why America needs bidets.

I keep one of these in my wallet instead of a condom for those unexpected ass eatings.

 

[Misha]

looks like something from the aliens spinoff, "gayliens"

OKAY I PROMISE I'M GETTING UP NOW



MOM I'M FULLLL I WANNA GO MAKE VIDEO GAMES

 

[DrM]

I just wonder what will be the next on the menu after ass eating

this thread is the best on GAF

will check it in the morning

 

[Ceallach]

This right here is why America needs bidets.

I had a bidet in my apt when I lived in Japan. It had boy and girl buttons. I am concerned that the Japanese didn't seem to understand women have b-holes too.

 

[trab pu kcip]

My brother put a cryptic message on the coffee machine in German and I don't know what it says and now I'm afraid to use it

I took a picture but my phone won't upload it

I can translate!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

One of my ancestors was an oil painter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Vanderlyn

Nice.

I wish I had cool progenitors. Admittedly I haven't delved that deeply, so maybe I do.

:: finds out he's descended from Confederate slave owners or something ::

 

[marrec]

This right here is why America needs bidets.

Right? Though, you can always tell if it's going to be alright to go to ass town or not. It's not like I'm going to take some girl into a bathroom at a club and munch her booty, that's asking for trouble.

 

[FloatOn]

I had a bidet in my apt when I lived in Japan. It had boy and girl buttons. I am concerned that the Japanese didn't seem to understand women have b-holes too.

lol @ "b-holes"

 

[Funky Papa]

Funky Papa declares Utah a health hazard.

I had a bidet in my apt when I lived in Japan. It had boy and girl buttons. I am concerned that the Japanese didn't seem to understand women have b-holes too.

It's only natural. I've heard they are all pixels down there.

 

[marrec]

Girls don't poop so of course they don't have b-holes lol

 

[zeemumu]

Nice.

I wish I had cool progenitors. Admittedly I haven't delved that deeply, so maybe I do.

:: finds out he's descended from Confederate slave owners or something ::

I can't get that far before I hit the slavery wall. But I do have two different tribes of Native Americans in me. Not enough to consider myself to be Native Americans but it's still pretty cool to me.

 

[DrM]

Girls don't poop so of course they don't have b-holes lol

They also don't fart*

*minus my exexex GF, she farted like fricking Godzilla

 

[Misha]

They also don't fart*

*minus my exexex GF, she farted like fricking Godzilla

if only. my sister is the worst

 

[Halcyon]

I blame myself for this conversation.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I fart & I poop. sorry to shatter your illusionary men-bubbles.

 

[Ceallach]

They also don't fart*

*minus my exexex GF, she farted like fricking Godzilla

I just finished my protein about 45 minutes ago, come hang out with me.

if only. my sister is the worst

My older sister is 5 years older than me and would fart on my chest when I was like 6.

 

[You Know Nothing]

We as humans need to evolve, so that we can talk about butts without talking about shit or farts.

 

[Funky Papa]

I fart & I poop. sorry to shatter your illusionary men-bubbles.

But do you belch?

 

[Professor Beef]

I fart & I poop. sorry to shatter your illusionary men-bubbles.

But do you burp?

 

[marrec]

I fart & I poop. sorry to shatter your illusionary men-bubbles.

 

[FloatOn]

do any you ever fantasize about being in one of those pods from the matrix?

it looks so comfortable in there.

 

[Jobbs]

I fart & I poop. sorry to shatter your illusionary men-bubbles.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[marrec]

We've found Jobbs' fetish!

Spoiler

breaking man-bubbles

 

[DrM]

uberfaith?uberfalt?

From my basic german knowledge it says somethign like 'Don't do it. It is uberwhatever now' Probably machine is kaputtgemacht.

 

[trab pu kcip]

yeah I can't really read the word before the last word. it's like "Don't do it. It's --- now"

edit: may be "full"

 

[zeemumu]

I fart & I poop. sorry to shatter your illusionary men-bubbles.

All you need is a good smirking face and the ability make me laugh and we'll be all set.

do any you ever fantasize about being in one of those pods from the matrix?



it looks so comfortable in there.

No but sex underwater while scuba diving sounds awesome.

 

[Misha]

yeah I can't really read the word before the last word. it's like "Don't do it. It's --- now"

edit: may be "full"

looks like uberfallt

(which would be missing umlauts i would think)

google seems to think it should be überfällig so for the full translation (from google): "Do not make it so. It is overdue now."
tbh i was hoping for something hilarious from google screwing up

 

[SolVanderlyn]

yeah I can't really read the word before the last word. it's like "Don't do it. It's --- now"

edit: may be "full"

That's literally the most important word. What if it says like, poison!?

Edit: Drinking some of that coffee now, may die

 

[FloatOn]

No but sex underwater while scuba diving sounds awesome.

no lie I've thought about zero gravity sex pretty frequently

but more to your point - I have had pool sex before and that was enjoyable.

 

[Halcyon]

no lie I've thought about zero gravity sex pretty frequently

I feel like you wouldn't have any leverage.

 

[zeemumu]

no lie I've thought about zero gravity sex pretty frequently

Zero Gravity sex doesn't work very well but underwater sex works great if you can hold your breath for a while/ have scuba gear, but you'd be better off doing it in a pool because seawater is gross.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Behold!

I think those are soldiers attacking a woman.

This game looks brilliantly bad.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Vazra]

Zero Gravity sex doesn't work very well but underwater sex works great if you can hold your breath for a while/ have scuba gear, but you'd be better off doing it in a pool because seawater is gross.

I've seen some underwater vids before.

 

[FloatOn]

I feel like you wouldn't have any leverage.

I would endeavor to find a way