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[SolVanderlyn]

GIRLS DON'T HICCUP OR FART OR POOP THIS THREAD IS A LIE AND A SHAM

 

[Jobbs]

my face is swelling up

I'd post a picture but I don't want to

 

[Halcyon]

my face is swelling up

I'd post a picture but I don't want to

You already showing VD symptoms. Sorry bro.

 

[trab pu kcip]

GIRLS DON'T HICCUP OR FART OR POOP THIS THREAD IS A LIE AND A SHAM

what's wrong about hiccups now?

 

[FloatOn]

my face is swelling up

I'd post a picture but I don't want to

are you allergic to hot nurses b-hole?

 

[Vazra]

my face is swelling up

I'd post a picture but I don't want to

Did you suck a fart?

 

[trab pu kcip]

are you allergic to hot nurses b-hole?

yes, that's it. I saw the medical file.

 

[Clydefrog]

Girls poop. Well, at least Japanese girls do. I've seen the video evidence.

Hiccups are for the weak. I haven't had hiccups in years. I'm on quite the streak!

 

[Jobbs]

first I had bruises under my eyes and now my face is swelling.. like this is 100000% new, I've never had this happen, I have NO idea why

are you allergic to hot nurses b-hole?

I never siad what she looked like! for all you know she's

 

[Halcyon]

first I had bruises under my eyes and now my face is swelling.. like this is 100000% new, I've never had this happen, I have NO idea why

You should take some benadryl before you go into anaphylactic shock

 

[trab pu kcip]

Girls poop. Well, at least Japanese girls do. I've seen the video evidence.

Hiccups are for the weak. I haven't had hiccups in years. I'm on quite the streak!

I here I was, thinking you were into decent porn.

first I had bruises under my eyes and now my face is swelling.. like this is 100000% new, I've never had this happen, I have NO idea why



I never siad what she looked like! for all you know she's

didn't you have a weird reaction like this before? not with swelling but sudden fever etc.? maybe it's because of the old veteran wounds again.

 

[You Know Nothing]

That sounds really weird Jobbs.

See a doctor.

Girls poop. Well, at least Japanese girls do. I've seen the video evidence.

Hiccups are for the weak. I haven't had hiccups in years. I'm on quite the streak!

Eels.

 

[Jobbs]

I here I was, thinking you were into decent porn.

didn't you have a weird reaction like this before? not with swelling but sudden fever etc.? maybe it's because of the old veteran wounds again.

never had my face swell up

this sucks. I guess I'll call the doctor but they're probably getting out of the office by now if they aren't already

 

[zeemumu]

Yeah you should go talk to a doctor for that. Did you eat something recently?

 

[trab pu kcip]

too much sex makes jobbs sick. pls don't die.
hey why don't you ask hot nurse what it could be/what would help? like for real

 

[Vazra]

Jobbs allergic to pussy confirmed?

 

[Jobbs]

Yeah you should go talk to a doctor for that. Did you eat something recently?

all I've eaten so far today is guacamole with vegetables.. which has never been a problem before

too much sex makes jobbs sick. pls don't die.
hey why don't you ask hot nurse what it could be/what would help? like for real

she's at work, I had thought of sending her a pic but it looks too unattractive so I don't want to

Jobbs allergic to pussy confirmed?

we might've found the problem

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Hiccups are kind of cute if I'm going to be completely honest

 

[Vazra]

Hiccups are kind of cute if I'm going to be completely honest

Depends on the individual. The same goes to sneezing.

we might've found the problem

I got a medicine that could help you with that but you need to shake it well for it to come out.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Jobbs]

Hiccups are kind of cute if I'm going to be completely honest

girl hiccups are almost universally cute, and it's cute when they get frustrated by it

edit: doctor is in he said he'll stay a hbit longer for me to come see him... benefits of being bros with your doctor (my doctor is a young guy)

Depends on the individual. The same goes to sneezing.

I got a medicine that could help you with that but you need to shake it well for it to come out.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

close my eyes and suck it through a hose, you say? uhh.. okay...

 

[You Know Nothing]

My sneezes are as loud and obnoxious as possible.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

My sneezes are so loud that they frighten people.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Also when I blow my nose you may mistake the sound for a foghorn.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

yeah I can't really read the word before the last word. it's like "Don't do it. It's --- now"

edit: may be "full"

"überfüllt", Mensch. Kann denn hier keiner mehr lesen?

"Don't do it, thing's overfilled." In a weird second language german.

 

[Misha]

I've always done the single hiccup. My mom does as well. Are you my sister? Are you my mother....

I'm your hot aunt obviously

 

[Vazra]

close my eyes and suck it through a hose, you say? uhh.. okay...

Don't let a single bit drop.

 

[zeemumu]

I'm your hot aunt obviously

Movie rules dictate that you can only have a short chubby aunt paired with a tall scary aunt, or a really nosy aunt with an optional unsuccessful love life.

 

[liliththepale]

Allergy season blows. My face was a waterfall this morning. Fortunately there's a Walgreens right next door to my work so it only takes a couple minutes to go grab more drugs. Also fortunately the clerk who's always on shift when I go in is this super cute, young Ginnifer Goodwin-looking girl who's always super happy to see me when I come in. You all aren't kidding about hot drug dealers.

 

[zeemumu]

Almost brought me to tears

 

[trab pu kcip]

barber memes best memes.

 

[Granadier]

she's at work, I had thought of sending her a pic but it looks too unattractive so I don't want to

Just make sure to angle the picture so your dick is in the shot too.

 

[FloatOn]

Almost brought me to tears

I have no idea what that is referring to but I love this one

sometimes classic is best

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I love when nobody posts in or EVEN VIEWS YOUR THREADS

Barber meme is sogood.gif

 

[trab pu kcip]

I have no idea what that is referring to but I love this one

sometimes classic is best

me every time after haircut.

 

[zeemumu]

I have no idea what that is referring to but I love this one

sometimes classic is best

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[FloatOn]

me every time after haircut.

I don't believe you

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[FloatOn]

anyway did I tell all of you that I'm only going to school half-time over the summer?

I'll actually have more of a life in a couple weeks

perhaps I'll even date again

----

edit - sol, I love you man but we already have a thread for that

 

[SolVanderlyn]

anyway did I tell all of you that I'm only going to school half-time over the summer?

I'll actually have more of a life in a couple weeks

perhaps I'll even date again

----

edit - sol, I love you man but we already have a thread for that

NOW WE HAVE TWO

Spoiler

I'll stop

 

[Funky Papa]

Fuck Chuck.

 

[zeemumu]

anyway did I tell all of you that I'm only going to school half-time over the summer?

I'll actually have more of a life in a couple weeks

perhaps I'll even date again

----

edit - sol, I love you man but we already have a thread for that

I only have 8 units lined up for the summer.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Every thread on diet brings out the holier than thou posters. Shit is tiring.

 

[trab pu kcip]

NOW WE HAVE TWO

Spoiler

I'll stop

better response: say no more fam *insert pic of hair made out of threads*

 

[zeemumu]

 

[SolVanderlyn]

better response: say no more fam *insert pic of hair made out of threads*

gotchu fam

 

[Vazra]

Fuck Chuck.

I can be Chuck if you actually gonna do it Papa.

 

[zeemumu]

People keep making that hot sauce thread.

 

[You Know Nothing]

People keep making that hot sauce thread.

Because everything Hillary does is a calculated political move. She's not a human being! There's no way she's liked hot sauce for decades. She's just pandering!

Let the hell that is this primary end already.