FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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GIRLS DON'T HICCUP OR FART OR POOP THIS THREAD IS A LIE AND A SHAM
 
Girls poop. Well, at least Japanese girls do. I've seen the video evidence.

Hiccups are for the weak. I haven't had hiccups in years. I'm on quite the streak!
 
first I had bruises under my eyes and now my face is swelling.. like this is 100000% new, I've never had this happen, I have NO idea why

are you allergic to hot nurses b-hole?

I never siad what she looked like! for all you know she's

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Girls poop. Well, at least Japanese girls do. I've seen the video evidence.

Hiccups are for the weak. I haven't had hiccups in years. I'm on quite the streak!
I here I was, thinking you were into decent porn.
first I had bruises under my eyes and now my face is swelling.. like this is 100000% new, I've never had this happen, I have NO idea why



I never siad what she looked like! for all you know she's

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didn't you have a weird reaction like this before? not with swelling but sudden fever etc.? maybe it's because of the old veteran wounds again.
 
I here I was, thinking you were into decent porn.

didn't you have a weird reaction like this before? not with swelling but sudden fever etc.? maybe it's because of the old veteran wounds again.

never had my face swell up

this sucks. I guess I'll call the doctor but they're probably getting out of the office by now if they aren't already
 
Yeah you should go talk to a doctor for that. Did you eat something recently?

all I've eaten so far today is guacamole with vegetables.. which has never been a problem before

too much sex makes jobbs sick. pls don't die.
hey why don't you ask hot nurse what it could be/what would help? like for real

she's at work, I had thought of sending her a pic but it looks too unattractive so I don't want to

Jobbs allergic to pussy confirmed?

we might've found the problem
 
Hiccups are kind of cute if I'm going to be completely honest
 
Hiccups are kind of cute if I'm going to be completely honest

girl hiccups are almost universally cute, and it's cute when they get frustrated by it

edit: doctor is in he said he'll stay a hbit longer for me to come see him... benefits of being bros with your doctor (my doctor is a young guy)

Depends on the individual. The same goes to sneezing.

I got a medicine that could help you with that but you need to shake it well for it to come out.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

close my eyes and suck it through a hose, you say? uhh.. okay...
 
My sneezes are so loud that they frighten people.
 
yeah I can't really read the word before the last word. it's like "Don't do it. It's --- now"

edit: may be "full"

"überfüllt", Mensch. Kann denn hier keiner mehr lesen?

"Don't do it, thing's overfilled." In a weird second language german.
 
Allergy season blows. My face was a waterfall this morning. Fortunately there's a Walgreens right next door to my work so it only takes a couple minutes to go grab more drugs. Also fortunately the clerk who's always on shift when I go in is this super cute, young Ginnifer Goodwin-looking girl who's always super happy to see me when I come in. You all aren't kidding about hot drug dealers.
 
anyway did I tell all of you that I'm only going to school half-time over the summer?

I'll actually have more of a life in a couple weeks

perhaps I'll even date again

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edit - sol, I love you man but we already have a thread for that
 
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anyway did I tell all of you that I'm only going to school half-time over the summer?

I'll actually have more of a life in a couple weeks

perhaps I'll even date again

----

edit - sol, I love you man but we already have a thread for that
NOW WE HAVE TWO

I'll stop
 
anyway did I tell all of you that I'm only going to school half-time over the summer?

I'll actually have more of a life in a couple weeks

perhaps I'll even date again

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edit - sol, I love you man but we already have a thread for that

I only have 8 units lined up for the summer.
 
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