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sigh, I need to get laid.
Every time we speak it becomes more obvious you're a married man.
sigh, I need to get laid.
fakers I have a new predicament:
there is this girl that I see at the wawa near my office pretty frequently. She's pretty attractive and she is always quick to engage me in conversation. However, two things
1) she works at wawa
2) I get the feeling that she is on the young side and I don't want to be a creep. I have no way of knowing how young unless I ask which is also creepy.
what to do?
Damn right.Fast and the Furious was a great movie.
Not a single mention of humps in this camel story, and it was still great. HahaWe had a small zoo in our hometown that housed the saddest of Zoo animals. There was a crow that cussed at kids, a couple of Hyena that wore a rather deep farrow in their pen from walking back and forth so much, a single Zeebra that might have actually been a painted horse, ect. ect.
The best part of the Zoo, though, was this super friendly camel that everyone loved. He was old and scraggly, but had a good disposition despite his depressing surroundings. The first time I saw him when I was like, 12, I was 100% SURE I would ride that camel one day.
Every time I went to the Zoo I'd think about how I'd get it done. Obviously he was in the "petting zoo" portion of the Zoo and he loved getting scratchies so he'd always hang out close to the fences so that he'd have ready access to the scratchies. There was a low hanging branch off a tree that happened to hover above the camel in an area that he liked to hang out in. This tree and that camel didn't change from the time I was 12 until I was 19, the year I would try to ride the camel.
I was drunk with a largish group of friends and we were talking about how crappy the town was, the Zoo came up and I told them all of my dreams. Of course, being the good friends they were, they encouraged me to achieve that dream tonight and after a bit of egging on I agreed. We set out on the short journey by foot to the Zoo (this was a small town), snuck in, and made our way to where the Camel was.
He was sleeping close to his food trough but it didn't take much to wake him up and lure him over for the scratchies. When he was in position I shimmied up the tree and out onto the branch, just like I'd always planned.
The branch didn't hold though. It broke and I dropped stomach first onto the fence, then fell into the Camel pen where it was understandably spooked and kicked me in the ass. Then ran the fuck away while I threw up from the beer and trauma. My friends all ran the fuck away for fear of the noise attracting attention and I was left alone and bruised with the camel surrounded by vomit and drunk as hell. I gave up and passed out.
It must have only been a few minutes, but I was woken by the camel eating my vomit and licking my face.
Thanks camel. You saved me from getting caught passed out in the zoo and surrounded by vomit. I climbed my way out and made it back to my friends house where they were discussing what should be done about me.
I didn't ride the camel, but he saved me.
Wow, who are you?Allison Brie? Y'all are better than that.
If she works at wawa that means she has low life standards.
Use this to your advantage and fhuta
Wow, who are you?
You but with better taste
Alison Brie: The Biggest Misconception About Me is that I'm WholesomeYou but with better taste
Please no.Wait so you and Acrid are both my mom?
See what happens when you dont swallow Acrid?Please no.
Someone shoot me I just started listening Spiceworld.
You but with better taste
Please no.
M-momma? :'D
I don't understand how you can be actively AGAINST Allison Brie. She's so cute. Even if she's not your favorite. I don't get it.
I generally assume no one but my mom is wholesome, and probably not even her
oh I'll shoot you alright
Keep your fetishes out of this thread please.
fakers I have a new predicament:
there is this girl that I see at the wawa near my office pretty frequently. She's pretty attractive and she is always quick to engage me in conversation. However, two things
1) she works at wawa
2) I get the feeling that she is on the young side and I don't want to be a creep. I have no way of knowing how young unless I ask which is also creepy.
what to do?
keep the gay out
Omg I love wawa!
Their coffee is actually pretty descent.
If she's legal then go for it bruh! I fail to see how it would be creepy, and besides aren't you like 31?
Also, woman like older guys... at least that's what I've always thought.
I dunno.
Ladies?
5 of those should be enough to fill up a small pool for me and FloatOn to "swim" all night.
I don't think the issue is the fucking. It's the then talking and interacting with some idiot 18 year old person.
33 but yeah I see what you mean. She has to be at least 18 to work right?
I'd still feel kind of weird fucking an 18 year old though. That's kind of a big age gap right?
I don't think the issue is the fucking. It's the then talking and interacting with some idiot 18 year old person.
Wait, I thought you were gonna ask her out on a date or something... lol.
Well you can work part time when you're 16 afaik. I don't know about the age gap, some people are young and mature, others not so much. It depends on how compatible you two are as well.
Wait, I thought you were gonna ask her out on a date or something... lol.
Well you can work part time when you're 16 afaik. I don't know about the age gap, some people are young and mature, others not so much. It depends on how compatible you two are as well.
Why not try online dating?
Wait, I thought you were gonna ask her out on a date or something... lol.
Well you can work part time when you're 16 afaik. I don't know about the age gap, some people are young and mature, others not so much. It depends on how compatible you two are as well.
Why not try online dating?
You sound like one of my professors, lol. He's in his 70's and thinks all 18 year olds are idiots and ignorants.
33 but yeah I see what you mean. She has to be at least 18 to work right?
I'd still feel kind of weird fucking an 18 year old though. That's kind of a big age gap right?
ughhhh.... too far man
You mean to tell me that there are some 18 year olds that are not idiots or/and ignorants?You sound like one of my professors, lol. He's in his 70's and thinks all 18 year olds are idiots and ignorants.
what about me? i have empirical proof
yeah that's problematic also
maybe I should start talking about the 90s to feel it out
"hey do you remember pogs?"
To be fair I think that of everyone.
personally I'm uncomfortable at the idea of someone decently older than me being interested in me. I was actually just complaining about this yesterdayOmg I love wawa!
Their coffee is actually pretty descent.
If she's legal then go for it bruh! I fail to see how it would be creepy, and besides aren't you like 31?
Also, woman like older guys... at least that's what I've always thought.
I dunno.
Ladies?
depending on what state you can work before 16. but you can't work more than 20 hours a week and can't work with certain equipmentWell you can work part time when you're 16 afaik. I don't know about the age gap, some people are young and mature, others not so much. It depends on how compatible you two are as well.
I grew up in the 90s and even I can't remember pogs.
Hmmm Age gaps, well I think they're more mental than anything.
When I was 19, I dated a 52 year old, and a 64 year old. It wasn't anything like "woah all this years and we're in completely different universes and a different type of thinking" Not at all.
If anything, I found out that the older my date was, the easier I find it be to myself and relate to them. Maybe this is because I've always been surrounded by adults and never really had many friends around my age. Most of my friends right now are in their early and late 30's.
It can definitely happen, of course there are some differences and obstacles but it's not a deal-breaker and both individuals are serious about it, it can most definitely work.
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