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[Beefy]

So who's the next person WWE steal and then make shit?

 

[Mahonay]

there's literal shoot

worked shoot

and shoot shoot

God damn it.

 

[imBask]

So who's the next person WWE steal and then make shit?

Matt Hardy

then
Omega
Naito
Okada
Jeff Hardy

 

[Into the Light]

I think the Matt Hardy thing has run its course.

 

[imBask]

I think the Matt Hardy thing has run its course.

I can't wait to see what Vince will do with it

 

[Mahonay]

I can't wait to see what Vince will do with it

 

[Kaladin]

I think the Matt Hardy thing has run its course.

Perfect timing for WWE to take it and run it into the ground.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

That MVP feud where the two played basketball and chess among other things was gold.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Joe is less skillful than KO?

Great, this is the smelliest bs I've heard today so far.

I'll take KO over Joe in every single regard every single night.

Opinions!

 

[Sephzilla]

So who's the next person WWE steal and then make shit?

Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy returns to team with Golddust and be SHATTERED DREAMS Matt Hardy

GET IT? BECAUSE HE WAS BROKEN!

 

[Anth0ny]

Joe had a 5 star classic with Kobashi

Joe >>>>>>> KO

 

[Kaladin]

Joe is less skillful than KO?

Great, this is the smelliest bs I've heard today so far.

WrassleGaf all about that hyperbole today.

 

[slightconfuse]

Tonight, in the wake of his victory over WWE Champion John Cena in tag team action last week, 2017 Royal Rumble Winner Randy Orton will take on The Cenation Leader for the first time on SmackDown LIVE.

Having recently dispensed of estranged Wyatt Family member Luke Harper, Orton and the family’s patriarch, Bray Wyatt, are clearly zoning in on Cena’s WWE Title. It will be very interesting to see how The Champ will respond, just five days before he defends his championship inside the demonic Elimination Chamber against five other Superstars – among them, The New Face of Fear himself.

Find out when John Cena and Randy Orton rekindle their iconic rivalry on SmackDown LIVE, tonight on USA Network!

Iconic rivalry

 

[FlammableD]

The Rock is producing a movie based on Paige's family in collaboration with WWE Films and Film4, written and directed by Stephen Merchant.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Can't stop laughing at that Hardy gif
JEEZUS

 

[Sephzilla]

Vince is going to demand Cena and Orton get inducted into the HoF together some day

The Rock is producing a movie based on Paige's family in collaboration with WWE Films and Film4, written and directed by Stephen Merchant.

wont this be hilariously awkward now that Paige isn't really with the company?

 

[Kaladin]

Vince is going to demand Cena and Orton get inducted into the HoF together some day

He'll probably have that whole Class of 2002 inducted in one year. Cena, Orton, Batista and Lesnar.

 

[Strax]

The Rock is producing a movie based on Paige's family in collaboration with WWE Films and Film4, written and directed by Stephen Merchant.

Day one.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

The Rock is producing a movie based on Paige's family in collaboration with WWE Films and Film4, written and directed by Stephen Merchant.

I hope they include the scene where her family beats up a guy while Daniel Bryan watches with horror.

 

[Sephzilla]

He'll probably have that whole Class of 2002 inducted in one year. Cena, Orton, Batista and Lesnar.

Batista would accept his award via satellite

 

[sf2fanatic]

For now it will be just a singles championship. A tag championship is likely going to happen but I'm waiting for the tag scene to more organically develop

Did Blue sign up?

 

[Sephzilla]

Did Blue sign up?

blue's sitting on his couch enjoying his Turner contract

 

[Beefy]

Matt Hardy

then
Omega
Naito
Okada
Jeff Hardy

Make him unbroken Matt

 

[sf2fanatic]

blue's sitting on his couch enjoying his Turner contract

That MF'r ruining our tag team run. Time for the chankla again

 

[Zach]

Sign up for the GWF, Beefy.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Make him unbroken Matt

Undercard Matt

 

[excelsiorlef]

So Brock's gonna interfere at Fastlane, keeping Jericho/ Owens Title/ Title for Mania right?

Right?!

Why would Brock do that when if Goldberg wins not only does Lesnar get Goldberg at Mania, he gets a title shot too.

Lesnar screwing Goldberg would only have made sense is if Goldberg said no and Lesnar needed to create a reason for him to say yes.

If anything Lesnar takes out Jericho to even more ensure Goldberg gets the title

 

[Beefy]

Sign up for the GWF, Beefy.

What's GWF?

 

[FlammableD]

Excited to finally see what the craic is with Martina (did I do that right MickGAF?)

 

[Zach]

What's GWF?

Sephzilla is a bad promoter.

 

[Sephzilla]

What's GWF?

Sephzilla is a bad promoter.

Joe vs Owens happened in NXT and honestly it kind of sucked

EDIT: Also I'm gonna bring this over into the February OT

Ladies and Gentlemen, the GAF WRESTLING FEDERATION is back!

What is the GWF?
WrassleGAF members compete in simulated matches in WWE 2k17. It's a fake wrestling, only faker. It's purely for fun and something we can all laugh about.

How do I enter?
Send me, Sephzilla, a PM with the following information. Then I will create a wrestler NeoGAF Sports Entertainer in game for you. Just be warned that I might take a few creative liberties with your appearance and entrance. Also, I'm going to try to keep movesets mostly simply (aka, mostly movesets of existing wrestlers), because otherwise it will take an eternity to make everyone.

-- Who's your favorite wrestler. This will help me determine what your wrestler's move set will be. I'd probably prefer if you name an active one though. Preferably a WWE one too. Just because it makes assigning moves easier for me. But if you hate making it easy for me, name some obscure guy.​

-- What is your finishing move?​

-- Do you want to be a face (good guy) or heel (bad guy)? Note: This can change over time​

-- What is your GAF avatar? This will help with what your appearance will be​

-- Any other miscellaneous information you want included, like if you want to tag team with someone​

Is anything else involved?
Beyond entering? No. Just show up to watch! Maybe have some fun little smack talk too.

Where will we be able to watch this?
On Twitch : https://www.twitch.tv/sephzilla
There will likely be Youtube archives as well

Can I tune in even if I'm not in it?
Absolutely. We need to see who's actually a draw around here!

When will we be able to watch this?
I'm tentatively planning on this being a once a month event type deal. Doing it weekly might ruin the novelty of it, plus there's already enough weekly wrestling to watch. I'll let you know when the first GWF show will happen and then we'll go from there.

How are matches/booking determined?
Any joking smack talk between GAF members could provoke a match at a GWF Special Event! I don't have influence over how WWE 2k17's shitty AI works, so the winner/losers are random and unpredictable.

Misc. Information
I'm probably going to cap the size of GWF to 20 or so people, at least for now, because if it gets too big it might get hard to manage. I'm going to take overflow entrants though, so fear not. Also, I don't mean to sound exclusive, but I'm probably going to give preference towards WrassleGAF members who post more frequently versus lurkers when it comes to making the roster. Consider that incentive to post more! We're good people!

Should I take this stuff seriously?
No, this is for fun!

.

 

[avengers23]

My old boss looks just like Bobby Roode when he had longer hair, so fuck Bobby Roode.

Then again, his theme is the best thing going in wrestling in 2017 next to Juice Robinson.

Friend, you need to check out Dragon Lee's NJPW theme: https://t.co/TNDfC7Q6gx

 

[excelsiorlef]

Meltzer update on Rollins:



So the match is on.

Good. It worked out for the best storywise.

Joe looks like a killer. Rollins can't get his revenge on Joe right away, keeping him strong. Seth fresh off a several week layoff will have the crowd popping big, he hobbles into Mania as the less than 100% babyface and beats the Game with his own move on the biggest stage of them all. Great shit.

 

[avengers23]

I thought Vince only liked big sweaty men?

And degrading the women his company hired.

You haven't heard him ask Roman Reigns to strip down, get on his knees, and bark like a dog.

Yet.

In public.

 

[HazySaiyan]

Is GWF just a front for Seph to get gold?

Wait a minute... GWF... GFW... Global Force Wrestling!

 

[Bronx-Man]

We already got 30 sign-ups, right? When's the big GWF battle royal?

 

[Kaladin]

We already got 30 sign-ups, right? When's the big GWF battle royal?

GWF Rumble should be the first thing on the first card with eliminations determining the rest of the card and the final two fighting for the belt later in the evening.

 

[Sephzilla]

We already got 30 sign-ups, right? When's the big GWF battle royal?

Sometime next week

 

[Zach]

Don't forget: if I don't win the GWF Championship, OwensIsNow and I are the Austin/Dude Love-inspired tag team known as The Z-Man Express.

 

[Kaladin]

Sometime next week

How are you finding the creation tools this year? I hated that they removed the pre-made head options and you had to rely on creating your own. Either that or they made the pre-made options hard to find somewhere.

 

[Bluekaveli]

SF, have you seen surviving compton?

 

[Sephzilla]

How are you finding the creation tools this year? I hated that they removed the pre-made head options and you had to rely on creating your own. Either that or they made the pre-made options hard to find somewhere.

yeah it kinda stinks

 

[Sephzilla]

aight with the entry i just received i'm probably going to temporarily close GWF entries.

 

[Beefy]

And degrading the women his company hired.

You haven't heard him ask Roman Reigns to strip down, get on his knees, and bark like a dog.

Yet.

In public.

He's got guys to kiss his naked ass though...

He's just a cunt

 

[Zach]

Remember how I bought my brother WWE 2K17? He just texted me "So I'm playing WWE and I hit Lesnar with Roman Reigns' finisher 8 times and Lesnar still won."

My takeaway: Roman Reigns is #OVER.

Oh, follow-up text: "You only get like 4 choices when it's downloading content so I picked him because of his great look and the superman punch would be a unique and believable finisher as opposed to the spear. I hear he has the charisma and mic skills of a park bench though."

There's a lot of stuff to digest here. #CasualFanz

 

[Syder]

With Rollins' having two injuries under his belt and being fresh off a second one where he was already lacking a bit in the ring from the first one when he fights HHH I can't see this match being very good.

People should get used to the idea of Rollins missing a few months every year.

 

[Beefy]

Remember how I bought my brother WWE 2K17? He just texted me "So I'm playing WWE and I hit Lesnar with Roman Reigns' finisher 8 times and Lesnar still won."

My takeaway: Roman Reigns is #OVER.

Oh, follow-up text: "You only get like 4 choices when it's downloading content so I picked him because of his great look and the superman punch would be a unique and believable finisher as opposed to the spear. I hear he has the charisma and mic skills of a park bench though."

There's a lot of stuff to digest here. #CasualFanz

Would still prefer a park bench to Roman.

 

[sf2fanatic]

SF, have you seen surviving compton?

I'm barely surviving East Los.


Na i haven't seen it. Worth a watch?

 

[Heroman]

Remember how I bought my brother WWE 2K17? He just texted me "So I'm playing WWE and I hit Lesnar with Roman Reigns' finisher 8 times and Lesnar still won."

My takeaway: Roman Reigns is #OVER.

Oh, follow-up text: "You only get like 4 choices when it's downloading content so I picked him because of his great look and the superman punch would be a unique and believable finisher as opposed to the spear. I hear he has the charisma and mic skills of a park bench though."

There's a lot of stuff to digest here. #CasualFanz

Why do you hate your brother so much?

 

[Zach]

Why do you hate your brother so much?

When we hang out, we generally play wrestling or Madden. It's pretty fun with multiple people. He's a crazy man for going solo.