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[Sweeney Tom]

Yeah, I'm bailing on Nintendo

I'm certain Ouya fanboys are less embarrassed than I currently am

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Wait the Switch wont have a goddamn web browser? in 2017?!

I see wat u did

 

[Sephzilla]

When was the last time you used a web browser on a console?

Sunday, actually

 

[FlammableD]

Wait the Switch wont have a goddamn web browser? in 2017?!

yes it won't have a shitty web browser

in 2017

when i have a fucking phone to hand

or a laptop

or literally anything else

 

[Kaladin]

Sunday, actually

I haven't used one since I was between computers in the PS3 era.....and that was out of necessity.

 

[Heroman]

Yeah, I'm bailing on Nintendo

I'm certain Ouya fanboys are less embarrassed than I currently am

Because it doesn't have a web browser? You were never with the if that the deal breaker.

 

[Sephzilla]

Nintendo logic = "Why should it need [INSERT COMMON THING HERE], everything else has it!"

If Nintendo built a house they wouldn't include a toilet because every other place you go has a shitter.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

I have used a console web browser precisely twice.

That's what my phone/laptop are for.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Because it doesn't have a web browser? You were never with the if that the deal breaker.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Sunday, actually

Basically. GAF Bubble is a real thing, and it's never been more blatantly obvious than posters being surprised browsers and Netflix are a thing actual humans want in their device they pay for in 2017.

Shit I'm typing this on an iPod Touch Chrome browser addon. You'd be stunned at what gets use and how often it gets use outside of your bubble.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Nintendo logic = "Why should it need [INSERT COMMON THING HERE], everything else has it!"

If Nintendo built a house they wouldn't include a toilet because every other place you go has a shitter.

Exactly. Glad you agree with Flammable and me.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Meltz: For those asking, and many have, Eva Marie is still under contract to WWE

 

[Sephzilla]

So they don't want to directly compete with Microsoft or Sony, so they make an alternative console that's more mobile and like a tablet. Except it also doesn't have any of the basic things a tablet has these days.

WHO IS THIS THING MADE FOR!?

 

[Data West]

Why would Nintendo include a web browser when they're already making you use your own fucking phone and your own minutes for their online communication that they're charging for

 

[Zach]

I assume a patriotic bus will be involved. Or at least a Ford Taurus.

 

[Into the Light]

I use my console web browser for entertainment purposes. Its too bad about the switch.

 

[FallingEdge]

So they don't want to directly compete with Microsoft or Sony, so they make an alternative console that's more mobile and like a tablet. Except it also doesn't have any of the basic things a tablet has these days.

WHO IS THIS THING MADE FOR!?

people who want to play nintendo games

 

[Sephzilla]

people who want to play nintendo games

Correction: It's made for people who want to buy Nintendo hardware to play Nintendo games. Which is an increasingly shrinking audience

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Basically. GAF Bubble is a real thing, and it's never been more blatantly obvious than posters being surprised browsers and Netflix are a thing actual humans want in their device they pay for in 2017.

Shit I'm typing this on an iPod Touch Chrome browser addon. You'd be stunned at what gets use and how often it gets use outside of your bubble.

It was designed and sold on the premise that you can now take your home console gaming sessions with you on the go. The problem is if they gear towards marketing it as a jack of all trades tablet device, they then risk selling against themselves in a world where Apple and whoever farts out a new tablet every 6 months.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Correction: It's made for people who want to buy Nintendo hardware to play Nintendo games. Which is an increasingly shrinking audience

At least we have a Fire Emblem game on the smart phones.

 

[Heroman]

So they don't want to directly compete with Microsoft or Sony, so they make an alternative console that's more mobile and like a tablet. Except it also doesn't have any of the basic things a tablet has these days.

WHO IS THIS THING MADE FOR!?

For people who like video games?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

So they don't want to directly compete with Microsoft or Sony, so they make an alternative console that's more mobile and like a tablet. Except it also doesn't have any of the basic things a tablet has these days.

WHO IS THIS THING MADE FOR!?

I'm almost positive they don't know tablets are a thing already, much less for under $300.

 

[Hasney]

I use my console web browser for entertainment purposes. Its too bad about the switch.

There are other ways to get porn on the big screen, friend.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

people who want to play nintendo games anywhere

.

I'm almost positive they don't know tablets are a thing already, much less for under $300.

On the topic of 'GAF bubble' , as you so eloquently put it, I'll point out the only person you're responding to is the person agreeing with you.

 

[Sephzilla]

The Switch is a Vince McMahon level out-of-touch thing

.

* for two hours

 

[Into the Light]

Still guys its 2017 now. Its time for Nintendo to kind of acknowledge that its not 1989 anymore.

 

[Data West]

people who want to play nintendo games anywhere for under 3 hours

.

 

[Zach]

Why you guys always talking about that ol' Nintendo Swatch?

 

[Hasney]

Why you guys always talking about that ol' Nintendo Swatch?

Like Roman Reigns, it's a draw.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

.

300 reasons why this would replace someone's DS or 3DS, go

Shit, my DS has better battery life

 

[Pikma]

both the 3DS and the WiiU internet browsers were used as backdoors to crack open the consoles to homebrew and piracy so there's that too

 

[Zach]

Like Roman Reigns, it's a draw.

I don't think it will be, though...

 

[Heroman]

Why you guys always talking about that ol' Nintendo Swatch?

People who already weren't going to buy it are making reason why they aren't going to buy it

 

[FallingEdge]

I'm playing the switch on my TV. Give my my Zelda and Mario.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Like Roman Reigns, it's a draw.

As in, I draw out my gun and shoot the Switch

 

[Hasney]

I don't think it will be, though...

Love it or hate it, everyone has an opinion. WrassleGAF is just having fun, maggale!

 

[Zach]

backdoors to crack open

Filth.

 

[HazySaiyan]

both the 3DS and the WiiU internet browsers were used as backdoors to crack open the consoles to homebrew and piracy so there's that too

Well that's Nintendo's fault for having shitty security

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

300 reasons why this would replace someone's DS or 3DS, go

Shit, my DS has better battery life

My fucking dildo has better battery life but like your fucking DS, it's not running 1080p games.

 

[Hasney]

I was about to go see if it was the same reaction about the 3DS, but that totally had a web browser that I forgot about. I only used it to install an exploit on my 3DS.

Now I'm pissed, I want my emulators, dammit.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

God damn it fuck Jim Cornette

 

[newdayrocks]

In the time it took for Emma to get hurt, recover, and come back on TV, Eva Marie
...
Left the company

Wait, did this happen?!

 

[Data West]

My fucking dildo has better battery life but like your fucking DS, it's not running 1080p games.

I mean neither is your switch

 

[HazySaiyan]

My fucking dildo has better battery life but like your fucking DS, it's not running 1080p games.

Neither is the Switch

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

I mean neither is your switch

you rat bastard

 

[excelsiorlef]

80% of the Raw audience saw Joe for the very first time on Monday.

And his first match was against Reigns... so maybe it's his fault

 

[Zach]

I'm just going to come out and say it: if the Switch had a Revenge/No Mercy-tier wrassle game, I'd buy it. I DON'T EVEN CARE.

 

[newdayrocks]

Gaming OT crumbling over Nintendo Switch not having a browser makes me want to fucking nuke my account.

Anyone who would use a game console for its browser functionality deserves all the misery and mocking they're going to get as a Switch owner.

Zach, brother, you're remarkably good at these.

 

[excelsiorlef]

God damn it fuck Jim Cornette

What did he say now lol?

 

[Data West]

I have to be at work at 4 am tomorrow