in b4 no Xenoblade character in Smash U.
You'll have an assist trophy and you'll like it.
You say the worst stuff, Noi. The worst. Next you're gonna tell me that I don't get Mewtwo back.
I just wanna chime in here and say; speaking as a 7 year FFXI veteran, Altana is also completely selfish and a major drama queen. See her attachment and refusal to allow Promathia to die as well as the entire Wings of the Goddess expansion storyline, which is an entire rant onto itself. The excuse of "A Goddess did it" is just used so a story can get the ball rolling or a creation myth, see Legend of Zelda OoT or Skyward Sword where they developed the myth further. When you actually start diving into the personal drama of Gods I often find that its boring and reduces the impact of having Gods in the story altogether or greatly reduces them as powerful heroes.
Also Thanks to CorvoSol and CrimsonCrescendo for making such interesting posts as opposed to the usual back and 'forth bickering that this fandom has devolved into.
I think sometimes having a God as a character in a storyline can work just fine. I know that some will say that
handled it in a generic way, but I found the feud between
to be fairly, I dunno, human?
What I despise is this business that Square does where they make these pretty blonde, white Goddesses who are the epitome of goodness and kindness and the victim of the big, scary God, when in fact it is really the other way around.
The following comes as an apology to Magius, since he's read this rant from me a LOT.
You know who the real villain of Dissidia is? It isn't Chaos. Chaos is the victim. The real villain is Cosmos. Cosmos is one of the most evil beings in the entire franchise, and here's why.
1) Cosmos is negligent. Cosmos gathers these warriors, right, tells them the fate of the universe hangs on their victories, and tasks them with retrieving the crystals. Great, right? WRONG. She didn't ever bother to mention a very crucial detail: how in the Hell the Warriors are meant to obtain the crystals in the first place. She just ditches them after that and is all "#YOLT". It's so bad that if it wasn't for the guidance of their mortal foes, the Warriors of Cosmos would NEVER have gotten their crystals. Especially Golbez. If Golbez hadn't been masterminding the entire operation to rescue the Cosmos Warriors, since at least the twelfth cycle, no one would have gone home. 012 proves this most simply by pointing out that, until Golbez' master plan comes into play in the 013th cycle, the Warriors are dying like dogs. For crying out loud when Ultimecia can use a paper thin disguise to impersonate you and guide your warrior to his crystal successfully, you know you have fucked up as a paragon of virtue.
2) Everything is Cosmos' fault. Shinryu is an asshole for profiting from all of this and masterminding the whole cycle, sure, but then again, since Shinryu is a being more powerful than the Gods and is also locked in an eternal struggle with the mechanical personification of the End of the Universe, I think maybe his motives are a little more complex. Sure, Cid Lufaine screwed up big time by striking a deal with the guy, and he owns up to his failings. You know who doesn't? COSMOS. Because everything that happens hinges upon her. Cid's entire master plan is to take Chaos and make him into the ultimate force of destruction through the cycles. The plan breaks down, though, when Cid cannot persuade Chaos to do it. I mean, who really could? Cosmos resembles Chaos' mother, was possibly his lover, and the woman that his future-human self would also fall in love with. He could not fight her. Along comes Garland through a fluke of time, and though Garland IS Chaos and knows his mind better than anyone else, he can't get him to fight. Probably because just as Cosmos resembles Chaos' mother, she also bears a striking resemblance to Sarah, who Garland probably loved. No one, not even Shinryu could make Chaos fight Cosmos.
Then, with no reason at all, Cosmos summons warriors and attacks Chaos. Maybe she betrayed him for Cid Lufaine. Maybe she thought she was helping. Who knows? The point is that Cosmos does the worst possible thing. She doesn't attack Chaos, she TEARS PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR OWN REALITIES and forces them into eternal slavery for motives she never explains, not even 13 cycles down the road. It's entirely Cosmos' fault, then, that people are forced to fight in the war.
3) Cosmos is abusive. Consider the men in Cosmos life, shall we? The first is Cid Lufaine, who is in part her father, but who likely could not avoid the fact that she was a clone of his wife. Cid originally was taken with madness and a lust for revenge, but in the end, we see that he throws all of that away, and for what, or rather, what makes him change his mind? It is not his sons, not Chaos, whom he once loved, nor the Warrior, who was made in his image, no, nor is it simple revulsion at the Divine Dragon's deceit. It's Cosmos, and her sudden change of heart (caused by Golbez) regarding the war. And so Cid, when everything is over, has thrown away his body, his sons, his partnership with Shinryu, all to make her happy, and what does she do? She tells him to fuck off. That alone may not be enough, but let's look at the next, shall we? Chaos was somewhere between her brother and her lover, and he could not do anything to hurt her. She summons warriors and attacks him, and the hurt from that is enough that it drives him insane, and causes him so much pain that until the Warrior of Light ends the 2000 year Cycle, he isn't free. So much pain that in a world without the Warrior, where Golbez' plan fails, Chaos goes on a rampage so horrifying that he devours Shinryu. All caused, again, by a woman who was somewhere between his sister, mother, and lover. To Garland she does very little, because Garland is a karma Houdini who never really faces punishment for anything he does. The Warrior, though, the Warrior gets it perhaps worst. Cosmos is one of the few people who knows him, and, as the clone of the husband of the woman from whom she is cloned, the two are almost naturally close. The Warrior proves this closeness by defending her frequently from every harm. She never tells him anything. She doesn't tell him the things she doesn't tell the other warriors. She doesn't tell him how many times he's died for her, she doesn't even tell him his NAME. The Warrior doesn't know his own name, and Cosmos withholds this from him. She uses his love of her for entirely selfish reasons, playing the constant, defenseless victim sitting on her throne while the Warrior dies again and again and again. At the end of the 12th cycle she lets the Manikin Hordes beat him into a bloody pulp and does nothing until they pose an immediate threat to HER. Have I now also proven to you that Cosmos is lazy as hell?
3)Cosmos is a liar. She'll tell you she's powerless, and that her life is tied to the world's, and necessary for the crystal, but the truth is that none of these things are true. As I just said, Cosmos blows an entire Manikin horde to bits. She's certainly powerful enough to participate in battle in Theatrhythm, too. When Cosmos dies, the world remains, though the Warriors she summons fade for a moment. She isn't even necessary for the Crystals, since the Emperor made Dark Crystals of his own on the side. So not only does Cosmos not tell the Warriors anything important, what she does tell them is lies. Especially about the cycle. Defeating Chaos doesn't free them. It traps them in another cycle, and Shinryu eats their EXP. They were never to be freed, and had it not been for Golbez' plans and Cid's betrayal of Shinryu, they never would have left.
Mind you, Cosmos is never punished for this shit, and the only person who ever calls her out on anything is Lightning, who according to Toriyama, would only have needed Cosmos to fuck her once to be her bitch forever after.
This is the nature of Goddesses in Final Fantasy. Cosmos is negligent and abusive. The Triad in VI are locked in perpetual war. Minerva is a capricious bitch who, rather than revive people who actually died to save her planet's life (Zack, Aerith) goes and revives one who put the world in danger because he paid her frequent lipservice (Genesis) [Thank goodness Crisis Core at least let's you beat the stuffing out of Minerva.] Altena is apparently a jerk, Ultima is Ultima, and I think we can all agree that Etro frankly deserves to have Pulse and Lindzei kick her gate in and murder her to bits and pieces.
I'm not saying all Gods in FF are great by contrast. Yu Yevon, Creator, Gerun, Venat and Mateus all suggest that's not the case, but guys like Chaos come off as sympathetic, especially compared to the likes of Cosmos.