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Go_Ly_Dow
Member
Ending the embargo a full week before the game was out was a confident move.
Meanwhile you have trash like Suicide Squad and Skull and Bones with basically no reviews until after release. User scores at like 3.5/10 lol.
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Die Namek Ability
Member
Shes 16 you pervert
scoobidoo112
Member
"Due to cultural sensitivities, some content in Final Fanatasy VII Rebirth is only available in Japan"
Roman Empire
Member
Don't even kid about that. Tifa's bazoongas were made for the whole world to see
Madflavor
Member
Toots
Gold Member
I said in the demo thread this game feels like discovering something you're already familiar with. They did the impossible, they remade FF7 while making it a new game.
This plus Tifa's knockers is easily 98/99 metacritic, if there's still any shred of respectability in today's journalism.
This plus Tifa's knockers is easily 98/99 metacritic, if there's still any shred of respectability in today's journalism.
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
I heard in the English version, Tifa will break the 4th wall and scold the player if you try to position the camera behind her ass.
(Just reporting this secondhand, I can’t imagine why anybody would ever attempt such a thing, I feel so dirty just thinking about it)
Thick Thighs Save Lives
NeoGAF's Physical Games Advocate Extraordinaire
Efren is G.O.A.T.
Member
Those who predicted 85 or lower....
Madflavor
Member
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Between this and Stellar Ass, the pendulum is coming back. Based Asian devs !!
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Fuck man I really wasnt expecting to get pushed over the edge this quick. Ive been relatively blind on the whole thing.
Looks like a day one. Fuck me and my wallet. Im in the middle of Banishers too. FUCK.
Looks like a day one. Fuck me and my wallet. Im in the middle of Banishers too. FUCK.
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LordCBH
Member
The world will slowly start to right itself like this. Can’t wait!
Dynasty8
Member
After reading the verdict section of Gamespot's review, I am very disappointed. I know they fucked up the narrative completely and we're heading into Kingdom Hearts territory of insanity and crazy that just doesn't make sense. Basically doubling down on the compilation stuff.
Otherwise game looks great.
Otherwise game looks great.
Jinzo Prime
Member
Stop the fucking count!!!
Yeah, I think my 93 prediction is going to be right on.
digoutyoursoul
Member
That’s the partner’s birthday gift sorted . Might play it myself if I can get near the friggiin thing.
Fbh
Member
Radioskugga
Member
I predicted 91. I'm glad I was wrong. About two Tifa knockers wrong.
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DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Jinzo Prime
Member
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
I cringe every time I see that. Even the mighty Fromsoft does it.Don't you mean Body Type A, Body Type B?
Northeastmonk
Gold Member
Looks like game time is 30-40 hours just to finish the main story. Reviews are saying 60-90 for side content and so forth.
analog_future
Resident Crybaby
Oh I'm happy to be wrong on this! Can't wait to play.
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
Damn these scores are nice.
The PS5 is on sale where I'm at... I must... Resist....
mejin
Member
The artful mincer
Member
This right here is why Crunch is Fucking Stupid and counter productive.
Square now have an excellent template going forward for AAA game design and dev. Rebirth looks to be setting a new standard for them on both fronts.
If you crunch too hard senior members leave and your stuck trying to replace them and spend time training new members of staff.
foamdino
Member
It's almost as if Sony has a calendar with actual dates and everything and...they can see that they need to leave room for 2nd/3rd-party partners to release games and give them breathing room.
So all the "panic" last year about "Sony has no first-party games"...
There's no need to announce a whole bunch of games early and start hyping stuff up when there's already games planned to release.
We're looking at Gran Blu Fantasy Relink, Helldivers 2, FFVII Rebirth, Rise of Ronin in short order - adding any more would have inevitably cannibalised sales.
If there's still nothing announced from first party studios by late summer, I'll start to be a little concerned as that may lead to a gap, however at the moment there are too many good games to keep up with.
Go_Ly_Dow
Member
Imagine how good the final part will be.This right here is why Crunch is Fucking Stupid and counter productive.
If you crunch too hard senior members leave and your stuck trying to replace them and spend time training new members of staff.
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
Jesus christ they even made aerith hot.I predicted 91. I'm glad I was wrong. About two Tifa knockers wrong.
That's not actually in the game is it ?
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phaedrus
Member
Balducci30
Member
Lol it’s sad that I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
kazuyamishima
Member
Pre-orders will increase a lot.
Thick Thighs Save Lives
NeoGAF's Physical Games Advocate Extraordinaire
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
Holy shit.In-depth review (5k words) from my staff colleague with lots of screenshots (9/10): https://www.pcmrace.com/2024/02/22/ps5-final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-review/
boobs and all but look at the shading and fabric. This is some f16 quality or even better soft lighting.
Looks like cgi aside from some hair dither
VideoGameEnjoyer
Member
Awesome scores, excited to try it out.
But after FF16 also got great scores, I'm definitely not blindly buying in.
But after FF16 also got great scores, I'm definitely not blindly buying in.
TheAssist
Member
Wait, how is no one complaining about the textures in these reviews? Do they not see that stuff like this is essential for the enjoyment of an interactive medium? Not all this worldbuilding, character moments, gameplay and story driven bullshit they are yapping on about??? Curses!