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[toastyToast]

What the fuuuuuuuck is wrong with the villagers in side quest 3?

Why do they move towards the Pegasus Knights who can ruin them in one turn? Why are they moving it all?

Fuck

 

[Antiwhippy]

What the fuuuuuuuck is wrong with the villagers in side quest 3?

Why do they move towards the Pegasus Knights who can ruin them in one turn? Why are they moving it all?

Fuck

They're trying to run away from the battlefield. Also to fuck you up if you don't know their pathing.

 

[ohlawd]

They're trying to run away from the battlefield. Also to fuck you up if you don't know their pathing.

No they're not.

If they were, they'd be running northwest instead of southwest.

 

[dakkumauji]

What the fuuuuuuuck is wrong with the villagers in side quest 3?

Why do they move towards the Pegasus Knights who can ruin them in one turn? Why are they moving it all?

Fuck

They are running for the hills! Literally.

 

[Antiwhippy]

No they're not.

If they were, they'd be running northwest instead of southwest.

I never said that they were smart.

 

[EvilMario]

At least the end of part two is a small step in the right direction.

Thanks for posting them.


One more Scramble, another pack of three, and one final singular mission.

I believe there's the Spa/Hot Springs one due next week.

Then, there's the Future of Despair (3 maps) and The Strongest One's Name (Katarina's map) left.

So if we are still getting a new map every week, 5 more weeks left.

Thanks, just the information I wanted.

 

[Jintor]

Urgh you ever get one of those dismissive responses where the actual words aren't really that bad but the tone makes you basically want to grab the other poster by the shoulder and suplex them into a pole? Christ. I'm glad I read it on a mobile device where I couldn't type so well or my immediate first broadside would have had me banned for a month.

I mean, yeah, Tharja = waifu etc etc

 

[Chrom]

Can you post the unmarried one as well?

I'm not sure I'm ever going to see it in the game.

Sure.

Part 1:

Spoiler

Tharja: ......
Robin: Hey, uh...Tharja?
Tharja: Oh? You're talking to me, Robin? What a delight! How can I help you?
Robin: Well...I was wondering why you've been following me around all day. I mean, even when you run off to fight a foe, you come straight back to me.
Tharja: Is it so strange for me to want to be by your side every moment of the day?
Robin: Uh, yeah, kinda...
Tharja: But it's so nice to spend time together by the sea. I don't want to miss a moment! Needless to say, if you weren't here, I'd be bored out of my skull. But when I'm with you, it feels as if we've been swept away to an island paradise...
Robin: Oh, uh...okay? Well, in any case, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Tharja: You're so kind, Robin. Can I ask you a favor?
Robin: Uh, sure. What is it?
Tharja: I want you to slather my body with oil.
Robin: S-slather you? With...oil?
Tharja: Well, you wouldn't want my skin to dry out in this heat now, would you? And I can't reach my back and, you know...other places.
Robin: You want me to rub oil on your back?! Don't you think that's a little, um... P-perhaps you'd be better off asking a girl to help?
Tharja: No, I want you to do it. Otherwise, what's the point?
Robin: Uh, I thought the point was to protect your skin...
Tharja: Tee-hee...
Robin: Wh-why are you blushing? Anyway, we're in the middle of a battle. Sorry, but your oil will have to wait. And I really would suggest you ask another woman to help...
Tharja: Robin, wait! Where are you going? Oh, why must he always be so difficult? Still, he can't evade me for long on this beach. There's literally nowhere to hide! Hee... Hee hee hee!

Part 2:

Spoiler

Tharja: Hee hee... There you are, Robin!
Robin: Th-Tharja?! Is this about the oil again?
Tharja: You really are clever! How did you know? Well then, please begin rubbing it when you're ready. And don't be afraid to put plenty on—you'll hear no complaints from me.
Robin: I'm sure I won't... Listen, Tharja, did I not make myself clear? I can't be doing this right now!
Tharja: ...... No. No, of course you can't. How selfish of me. You belong to everyone, of course. And they'd never let me have you to myself. Oh no.
Robin: Um, Tharja? What are you talking about?
Tharja: When the battle's over, you'll run off to join them... And I'm sure you'll all have a wonderful time together in this...ugh...beautiful place. Silly me for thinking I might get some time with you in battle, at least. Not even when I have a perfectly legitimate excuse...
Robin: Um...
Tharja: But alas, even here I'm just a nuisance. I'll leave you to fight...unencumbered. Sorry for distracting you.
Robin: N-no! Tharja! Wait!
Tharja: Hmm?
Robin: It's not like that at all! I don't think of you as a nuisance! It's just that...well, doing that at a time like this would put us both in danger!
Tharja: ......
Robin: I promise you, I don't value you any less than anybody else. If you'd like to spend time with me outside of battle, you need only ask. We are friends, after all.
Tharja: ...Really? You'd want to talk to me even after the battle's over?
Robin: Of course I would!
Tharja: ...And rub body oil on me?
Robin: Uh, well... Now, that...
Tharja: I thought you said I wasn't a nuisance! So you're just humoring me, is that it?!
Robin: N-no! No, I swear! It's okay. I'll...I'll do it. I'd be happy to oil you up!
Tharja: Thank you, Robin... You've no idea how glad I am to hear you say that. Ahh, just imagine... Robin's big, strong hands... Here...and there...and over there...
Robin: Um...Tharja?
Tharja: Come. We must dispense of these brigands as quickly as possible! The longer they last, the less quality time we'll have together. Hee hee... Now, what curse would work best... Maybe one to send them hurtling into the sea to become bloody fish food?
Robin: *Gulp* I suppose I should count myself lucky she's so fond of me...

 

[TWILT]

Much thanks to posting part 2 of the convo, Turok!

Urgh you ever get one of those dismissive responses where the actual words aren't really that bad but the tone makes you basically want to grab the other poster by the shoulder and suplex them into a pole? Christ. I'm glad I read it on a mobile device where I couldn't type so well or my immediate first broadside would have had me banned for a month.

I mean, yeah, Tharja = waifu etc etc

Is it from that Kotaku thread?

 

[Moonlight]

Leeeeeeeewd.

 

[ohlawd]

lol that's amazing.

Tharja was so worthy of being my first waifu :3

 

[Lurky]

Anyone got a picture of Nowi in the new DLC? I assume she wouldn't look much different from how she already does.

 

[SolarKnight]

Nowi looks the same as she always does, only the two most popular men and women from the first gen got swimsuits.

Sure.

Part 1:

Spoiler

Tharja: ......
Robin: Hey, uh...Tharja?
Tharja: Oh? You're talking to me, Robin? What a delight! How can I help you?
Robin: Well...I was wondering why you've been following me around all day. I mean, even when you run off to fight a foe, you come straight back to me.
Tharja: Is it so strange for me to want to be by your side every moment of the day?
Robin: Uh, yeah, kinda...
Tharja: But it's so nice to spend time together by the sea. I don't want to miss a moment! Needless to say, if you weren't here, I'd be bored out of my skull. But when I'm with you, it feels as if we've been swept away to an island paradise...
Robin: Oh, uh...okay? Well, in any case, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Tharja: You're so kind, Robin. Can I ask you a favor?
Robin: Uh, sure. What is it?
Tharja: I want you to slather my body with oil.
Robin: S-slather you? With...oil?
Tharja: Well, you wouldn't want my skin to dry out in this heat now, would you? And I can't reach my back and, you know...other places.
Robin: You want me to rub oil on your back?! Don't you think that's a little, um... P-perhaps you'd be better off asking a girl to help?
Tharja: No, I want you to do it. Otherwise, what's the point?
Robin: Uh, I thought the point was to protect your skin...
Tharja: Tee-hee...
Robin: Wh-why are you blushing? Anyway, we're in the middle of a battle. Sorry, but your oil will have to wait. And I really would suggest you ask another woman to help...
Tharja: Robin, wait! Where are you going? Oh, why must he always be so difficult? Still, he can't evade me for long on this beach. There's literally nowhere to hide! Hee... Hee hee hee!

Part 2:

Spoiler

Tharja: Hee hee... There you are, Robin!
Robin: Th-Tharja?! Is this about the oil again?
Tharja: You really are clever! How did you know? Well then, please begin rubbing it when you're ready. And don't be afraid to put plenty on—you'll hear no complaints from me.
Robin: I'm sure I won't... Listen, Tharja, did I not make myself clear? I can't be doing this right now!
Tharja: ...... No. No, of course you can't. How selfish of me. You belong to everyone, of course. And they'd never let me have you to myself. Oh no.
Robin: Um, Tharja? What are you talking about?
Tharja: When the battle's over, you'll run off to join them... And I'm sure you'll all have a wonderful time together in this...ugh...beautiful place. Silly me for thinking I might get some time with you in battle, at least. Not even when I have a perfectly legitimate excuse...
Robin: Um...
Tharja: But alas, even here I'm just a nuisance. I'll leave you to fight...unencumbered. Sorry for distracting you.
Robin: N-no! Tharja! Wait!
Tharja: Hmm?
Robin: It's not like that at all! I don't think of you as a nuisance! It's just that...well, doing that at a time like this would put us both in danger!
Tharja: ......
Robin: I promise you, I don't value you any less than anybody else. If you'd like to spend time with me outside of battle, you need only ask. We are friends, after all.
Tharja: ...Really? You'd want to talk to me even after the battle's over?
Robin: Of course I would!
Tharja: ...And rub body oil on me?
Robin: Uh, well... Now, that...
Tharja: I thought you said I wasn't a nuisance! So you're just humoring me, is that it?!
Robin: N-no! No, I swear! It's okay. I'll...I'll do it. I'd be happy to oil you up!
Tharja: Thank you, Robin... You've no idea how glad I am to hear you say that. Ahh, just imagine... Robin's big, strong hands... Here...and there...and over there...
Robin: Um...Tharja?
Tharja: Come. We must dispense of these brigands as quickly as possible! The longer they last, the less quality time we'll have together. Hee hee... Now, what curse would work best... Maybe one to send them hurtling into the sea to become bloody fish food?
Robin: *Gulp* I suppose I should count myself lucky she's so fond of me...

So that's what it says when you're not married. The waifu Tharja convo is better though.

 

[Chrom]

Anyone got a picture of Nowi in the new DLC? I assume she wouldn't look much different from how she already does.

Uh...she doesn't at all. She doesn't have a CG nor does she have access to Sorcerer.

 

[ohlawd]

Did Nowi even come close to reaching either Cordy or Tharja's votes?

 

[Chrom]

Did Nowi even come close to reaching either Cordy or Tharja's votes?

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/fe/kakusei_bk/kekka/index.html

She got 10th place, so I wouldn't say so.

 

[TWILT]

Did Nowi even come close to reaching either Cordy or Tharja's votes?

She came in 10th place as favorite female in Japan (not including children characters or the avatar makes her 6th technically).

 

[SolarKnight]

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/fe/kakusei_bk/kekka/index.html

She got 10th place, so I wouldn't say so.

The better Manakete ranked higher. All is well.

 

[Lurky]

Uh...she doesn't at all. She doesn't have a CG nor does she have access to Sorcerer.

aww =[

So only some of the characters got put in bathing suits?

 

[ohlawd]

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/fe/kakusei_bk/kekka/index.html

She got 10th place, so I wouldn't say so.

She came in 10th place as favorite female in Japan (not including children characters or the avatar makes her 6th technically).

That's balls :/
Great showing for Cherche and Tiki!

If it were up to me, I would have just made bikini/yukata CGs for all the girls.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Cherche should be in front of cordelia.

I'd say she got the short stick for coming in so late.

 

[Chrom]

I still think it's weird how Walhart dominated that Facebook poll.

 

[Kincaido]

I approve of the top 9 for the women. Wish Say'ri was higher though.

 

[Moonlight]

Hey Moonlight, I know you're enjoying the Summer DLC right now but I am in desperate need for Anna's bikini character model.

This is the best I could find o.o

Best girl.

You mean the in-game model, right?

 

[Hours Left]

Cherche should be in front of cordelia.

I'd say she got the short stick for coming in so late.

Cherche is truly the best lady. She has all the talent and beauty of Cordelia without the psychosis.

 

[TWILT]

I'm still so disappointed they only used the top 2 females for the DLC.

Cherche. ;_;

I still think it's weird how Walhart dominated that Facebook poll.

Eh, I wouldn't be surprised at all if someone cheated that poll somehow.

 

[ohlawd]

Best girl.

You mean the in-game model, right?

Yuuuup.

Help would be greatly appreciated.

edit: the model they use when they talk, as seen in that pic.

 

[zroid]

I still think it's weird how Walhart dominated that Facebook poll.

Walmart employees rigged the polls

 

[toastyToast]

They're trying to run away from the battlefield. Also to fuck you up if you don't know their pathing.

Boxing them seemed to work. Still, I only managed to save one and received a Seraph Robe and a log in reward.

What a dumb quest

 

[Save 'N Quit]

Thank You!

Spoiler

Robin: N-no! Tharja! Wait!
Tharja: Hmm?
Robin: It's not like that at all! I don't think of you as a nuisance! It's just that...well, doing that at a time like this would put us both in danger!
Tharja: ......
Robin: I promise you, I don't value you any less than anybody else. If you'd like to spend time with me outside of battle, you need only ask. We are friends, after all.
Tharja: ...Really? You'd want to talk to me even after the battle's over?
Robin: Of course I would!
Tharja: ...And rub body oil on me?
Robin: Uh, well... Now, that...
Tharja: I thought you said I wasn't a nuisance! So you're just humoring me, is that it?!
Robin: N-no! No, I swear! It's okay. I'll...I'll do it. I'd be happy to oil you up!
Tharja: Thank you, Robin... You've no idea how glad I am to hear you say that. Ahh, just imagine... Robin's big, strong hands... Here...and there...and over there...
Robin: Um...Tharja?
Tharja: Come. We must dispense of these brigands as quickly as possible! The longer they last, the less quality time we'll have together. Hee hee... Now, what curse would work best... Maybe one to send them hurtling into the sea to become bloody fish food?
Robin: *Gulp* I suppose I should count myself lucky she's so fond of me...

Spoiler

Its time to oil up!

Waifu version is better but I appreciate it still being similar.

I do find it funny if Robin goes through with it while married to someone else.

 

[HawthorneKitty]

I'm still so disappointed they only used the top 2 females for the DLC.

Cherche. ;_;

Sorry, the game could only handle the 2 best girls. Maybe you should join Tharja's side to feel better.

 

[Kincaido]

I'd vote for him.

I'm still so disappointed they only used the top 2 females for the DLC.

Cherche. ;_;

They seriously should've made it for all the women or at least the top half :x

 

[ohlawd]

Boxing them seemed to work. Still, I only managed to save one and received a Seraph Robe and a log in reward.

What a dumb quest

Saving one is all you need.

1 = Seraph Robe
2 = SR and Log
3 = SR, Log and Ladle

iirc.

They seriously should've made it for all the women or at least the top half :x

That's what I've been sayin' man.

InstSys should be catering for my needs.

 

[JaseMath]

and you saved after? Monster.

Nah don't bother unless you really want them in your current file. Just play through the game again on a different file.

I dunno...I kind of really want Tharja and I'm not getting another dancer from what I understand. God damn it.

 

[Kincaido]

That's what I've been sayin' man.

InstSys should be catering for my needs.

The world would be abetter place if they did.

 

[dakkumauji]

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/fe/kakusei_bk/kekka/index.html

She got 10th place, so I wouldn't say so.

Kjelle is second least favorite girl. Good.

 

[ohlawd]

I dunno...I kind of really want Tharja and I'm not getting another dancer from what I understand. God damn it.

Shouldn't be too bad. You probably have less than 10 hours playtime, right?

Kjelle is second least favorite girl. Good.

I knew you would comment on that at some point.

edit: Poor Flavia. She has Armsthrift, she's good enough.

 

[Lurky]

I dunno...I kind of really want Tharja and I'm not getting another dancer from what I understand. God damn it.

Well without Tharja you'd miss your chance at Noire but if you're too far in then it's not worth the time.

 

[Kincaido]

Kjelle is second least favorite girl. Good.

That's how I feel about Yarne. How the hell is Yen'fay lower than him though?!

 

[dakkumauji]

That's how I feel about Yarne. How the hell is Yen'fay lower than him though?!

Probably the same case as Flavia. No screentime gives them no chance to be loved.

 

[ohlawd]

What happened with the guys' poll.

It says 26 males but there are only 25? Did someone fail their simple arithmetic?

 

[Lurky]

Probably the same case as Flavia. No screentime gives them no chance to be loved.

And I really liked Flavia too...

 

[SolarKnight]

What happened with the guys' poll.

It says 26 males but there are only 25? Did someone fail their simple arithmetic?

? You sure the one failing at counting isn't you?

 

[Chrom]

What happened with the guys' poll.

It says 26 males but there are only 25? Did someone fail their simple arithmetic?

Did you miss Chrom at the top? If you add him, it should add up to 26.

 

[Save 'N Quit]

Funny thing about Kjelle is that like Tharja, she is also voiced by Stephanie Sheh.

Probably the same case as Flavia. No screentime gives them no chance to be loved.

I'd like to say Priam/Paris is the exception but everyone knows that the reason he managed to beat half the cast (at least on the male side) was because he's Ike descendant.

 

[ohlawd]

I'm gonna wait for a couple more posts.

 

[Kincaido]

I'm gonna wait for a couple more posts.

Let me help you.

 

[ohlawd]

Let me help you.

I figure someone will post the right answer soon.

 

[Moonlight]

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/fe/kakusei_bk/kekka/index.html

She got 10th place, so I wouldn't say so.

It's still incredibly tragic that Nowi is somehow more popular than Anna. Disappointed.

Yuuuup.

Help would be greatly appreciated.

edit: the model they use when they talk, as seen in that pic.

Did some intense Google-Fuing, but can't seem to find a picture bigger than the example you already found. If I can dig up my 3DS again, I could take a snapshot of my own at risk of terrible picture quality, though.

Did you miss Chrom at the top? If you add him, it should add up to 26.

Nah, he clearly missed Kellam.

 

[Antiwhippy]

? You sure the one failing at counting isn't you?

Did you miss Chrom at the top? If you add him, it should add up to 26.

Man, I can't believe that you guys don't get it.