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[LectureMaster]

The new year is nigh and I'm back in the job hunt game! I'm looking for… | Prof Brown

The new year is nigh and I'm back in the job hunt game! I'm looking for senior positions in Gameplay Design, Game Feel/3Cs, and gameplay-related accessibility.…

www.linkedin.com

 

[LectureMaster]

On the bright side, she will serve as a perfect probe. Any games from her future employer will be an instant no for me to avoid, provided if there was indeed a company ignorant enough to hire her.

Edit: wrong pronouns! They/them/their! I need to pull barves!

 

[Power Pro]

Least it says one honest thing "down to clown". Certainly fits that role.

 

[cyberheater]

Shouldn’t her hair be purple?

 

[MetalFreak]

Wait... she actually calls herself "Prof" on linkedIn?? LMAO

 

[Thief1987]

Well, with Concord in resume there shouldn't be any problem to find a job

 

[LectureMaster]

Wait... she actually calls herself "Prof" on linkedIn?? LMAO

Her LinkedIn account handle is "promakesgames". There is no hope for the fucking narcissistic generation.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/profmakesgames/

 

[RagnarokIV]

Tosser.

 

[Hyet]

I'll be super interested in the company who ends up hirnig her, it'll be super telling.

 

[Hugare]

Her LinkedIn account handle is "promakesgames". There is no hope for the fucking narcissistic generation.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/profmakesgames/

To be fair, if she really did what she says she did on her past experiences, she is pretty good (and people say Concord felt good to play)

Doesnt justify the whole Prof narcissistic stuff tho

 

[PeteBull]

To be fair, if she really did what she says she did on her past experiences, she is pretty good (and people say Concord felt good to play)

Doesnt justify the whole Prof narcissistic stuff tho

Ppl lie, all the time, and such a snowflake like the professor can lie even better coz she believes her own lies.
If she was any good she would already be hired since there is plethora of western gaming dev studios, just noone of them is stupid enough to do it, they know ppl will find out and that game gonna be immediatelly associated tru professor with biggest flop of gaming industry aka concord

 

[GymWolf]

Can someone explain to me what hmu down to clown means??

 

[realcool]

She's not even qualified to be a Walmart greeter.

 

[LectureMaster]

Both Sony games, quite different fates:

Shift Up employee: Free PS5 Pro + 5 million won.

Firewalk employee: hit me up, down to clown.

 

[DinoD]

Is this a woman or a dude?

 

[tkscz]

Is this a woman or a dude?

Yes

They better learn to use Godot and make their own indie games because I can't see anyone hiring them after making Concord. Maybe those 4,000 people who actually bought it will follow them

 

[realcool]

Can someone explain to me what hmu down to clown means??

In this context, it means, "Hit me up (contact me) down to clown (eager to spread my silly beliefs)."

 

[ChoosableOne]

Can someone explain to me this prof/concord thing?

 

[Toots]

How can someone who on their profile pic looks as funny as a prison door be "down to clown" ?
If she thinks she can go from clowning around (ie working on concord) to real clowning she is in for a rude awakening. Some jobs takes talent.

 

[Mr Moose]

Senior positions? Get fucked.

 

[llien]

Can someone explain to me this prof/concord thing?

She (he? xim?) has this on the linkedin page:

God knows on what of those things s/h/x worked on.

 

[Ridicululzz]

Surely she finds a job in no time with her excellent resume

 

[FunkMiller]

Ah yes. True professionals on LinkedIn always use the kind of language favoured by retarded Gen Z influencers.

 

[Gonzito]

 

[ikbalCO]

She (he? xim?) has this on the linkedin page:

God knows on what of those things s/h/x worked on.

i mean, this is a pretty decent past experience in game design perspective tbh

 

[CompleteGlobalSaturation]

What makes this 'thing' qualified for senior roles after spearheading a colossal disaster?

 

[Kenneth Haight]

Down to clown indeed

 

[MMaRsu]

i mean, this is a pretty decent past experience in game design perspective tbh

What did she do on those titles

 

[clarky]

What a massive cunt.

 

[winjer]

Maybe she can find another corporation that wants to lose 400 million dollars.

 

[crazyriddler]

Am I getting old or am I the only one who finds it out of place to use slangs like “hit me up, down to clown” on fucking LinkedIn?

 

[clarky]

Am I getting old or am I the only one who finds it out of place to use slangs like “hit me up, down to clown” on fucking LinkedIn?

No, you'll find only huge bellends do that.

 

[ikbalCO]

What did she do on those titles

Well, she declared to be a game designer and if that list is accurate she has a 13 year + experience at some of the biggest studios in the world. If she is looking for a senior position with that type of resumé, what doesnt make sense to you guys.
You dont have to like someone personally or think they are flawed but it just objectively true that thats a one helluva resume

 

[winjer]

Well, she declared to be a game designer and if that list is accurate she has a 13 year + experience at some of the biggest studios in the world. If she is looking for a senior position with that type of resumé, what doesnt make sense to you guys.
You dont have to like someone personally or think they are flawed but it just objectively true that thats a one helluva resume

Being the lead on the biggest failure in videogame history, will look great on her CV.

 

[Thebonehead]

Is this a woman or a dude?

Yes

 

[DAHGAMING]

Theres plenty of lorry driver and fork truck driver jobs going were I work, if your reading this hit me in the dm il sort you out.

 

[CompleteGlobalSaturation]

How much of a vapid cunt do you have to be to put 'Prof' on your Linkedin page?

 

[ikbalCO]

Being the lead on the biggest failure in videogame history, will look great on her CV.

One failure over many succeses. Also i dont remember hearing anything bad about concord gameplay vise. Even the biggest haters were kinda fine with the how the game play so i dont know, again we can argue all they long but it doesnt change the fact that good experience is a good experience

 

[winjer]

One failure over many succeses. Also i dont remember hearing anything bad about concord gameplay vise. Even the biggest haters were kinda fine with the how the game play so i dont know, again we can argue all they long but it doesnt change the fact that good experience is a good experience

Not just one failure, it was biggest failure ever in the industry.
And gameplay was just ok. Neither great nor terrible. It was unremarkable.

 

[GymWolf]

Can someone explain to me this prof/concord thing?

They worked on concord and forced other devs to call them professor.

Mental illness at its finest.

 

[ArtHands]

Why not apply to Naughty Dog to work on Intergalactic?

 

[GymWolf]

Why not apply to Naughty Dog to work on Intergalactic?

Because they only have space for one hack, the rest of the studio need to be talented to cover for drunkman fetishes and dogshit writing.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

WTF. If I interviewed someone like this it would be:

“Hi Ms. Brown, I’m DonkeyPunchJr, pleased to meet you”

“Please call me Professor or Prof”

“Oh wow, were you a professor? I didn’t see that on your resume”

“No”

“Uhhhh… we’ll pass, good luck. Adios!”

 

[GymWolf]

WTF. If I interviewed someone like this it would be:

“Hi Ms. Brown, I’m DonkeyPunchJr, pleased to meet you”

“Please call me Professor or Prof”

“Oh wow, were you a professor? I didn’t see that on your resume”

“No”

“Uhhhh… we’ll pass, good luck. Adios!”

You are very brave for using your real name inside the forum.

 

[solidus12]

Go to naughty dog.

 

[FingerBang]

Both Sony games, quite different fates:

Shift Up employee: Free PS5 Pro + 5 million won.

Firewalk employee: hit me up, down to clown.

You are offered to bang the one in the picture above, but to do so, it has to be a threesome with the Prof.

What do you do?

 

[Cyberpunkd]

In this context, it means, "Hit me up (contact me) down to clown (eager to spread my silly beliefs)."

I had to re-read this three times to (hopefully) get it.

 

[hemo memo]

"Looking for senior positions" ...
After Concord you should just say i'm looking for a job.

 

[Chittagong]

I love that LinkedIn has now the laughing emoji

 

[TintoConCasera]

Please stop posting pictures of that thing, it's disgusting to look at.