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[Arnie]

That image haunts me, like a deformed squirrel glaring at me.

I remember a similarly disturbing shot of Peter Beardsley on Fantasy football (that's another thing you whippersnappers wont remember)

There's an equally horrifying mural of Michael Owen's bulge as you ascend the escalator of JJB Sports in Preston Town Centre.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Fady has been too inconsistent for me. Started well but faded big time. He got back to form at the end of the season but it's too late in my eyes.

Fady = David Silva

Ah, best troll post.

Remember when Fady didn't multipost? He was always light years ahead of the pack in amount of posts because he would reply to each point separately!

Sunhi deserves a mention for outstanding commitment to the cause along with whoever posted the Steve Kean mouth

 

[FootballFan]

Honestly, I wouldn't know who to single out. My first season on Footygaf has been a great one, with many many awesome posters.

Thanks man, means a lot for me reading that, I try very hard and I am glad you all are appreciating my posts.









lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

Remember when Fady didn't multipost? He was always light years ahead of the pack in amount of posts because he would reply to each point separately!

Sunhi deserves a mention for outstanding commitment to the cause

Oh shit, forgot Sunhi.

He definitely deserves some kind of award.

 

[Wilbur]

Hi Wilbury you're very nice and funny and your penis is massive.

Wonder who top scorer is? Total up all posts through from OT1 to the end. I've gotta be in the hunt...

POSTER OF THE YEAR, VIVALARAZA

I'd say Kyoufu, but maybe it doesn't count when half your posts are shit

 

[FootballFan]

Vivalaraza, Fady, Sunhi and Yurt are the best.
(But barca-gaf is the best best)

doicare and lunchbox are also up there

Spoiler

with the worst posters on gaf

 

[Vivalaraza]

POSTER OF THE YEAR, VIVALARAZA

I'd say Kyoufu, but maybe it doesn't count when half your posts are shit

BURN.

Best footy-Gaf avatar? Messi or Slizz would probably win with one of their girlfriends.

I vote for my Eddie Guerrero jacket one, which was brought to you all courtesy of FootballFan.

 

[Sloosha]

I'd defintely award Kyoufu The John Terry award for posting excellence.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Vivalaraza, Fady, Sunhi and Yurt are the best.

And Uncy Jeff right?

Anyway you can't vote for Fady seeing as we know you are Fady! If not the real Fady then some sort of fake Fady, all the other fake fadys are just imitating. So won't the real fake Fady please stand up.

I think I shall call you Western Fady!

I really should sleep

 

[FootballFan]

BURN.

Best footy-Gaf avatar? Messi or Slizz would probably win with one of their girlfriends.

I vote for my Eddie Guerrero jacket one, which was brought to you all courtesy of FootballFan.

:lol. I remember I read your post "can someone put this head on a jacket" - couldn't resist.

 

[Alienups]

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

I don't like your avatar his head reminds me of Steve Kean

 

[FootballFan]

And Uncy Jeff right?

I knew I forgot one

Your old avatar of Farooq(sp.) would suit Blackburns season lol. Damn.

 

[Messi]

Fady has been too inconsistent for me. Started well but faded big time. He got back to form at the end of the season but it's too late in my eyes.

Fady = David Silva

Ah, best troll post.

Maybe he has Torres like form? Former greatness followed by an incredible lull leading into above average preformance towards the end of the season?

 

[Alienups]

I don't like your avatar his head reminds me of Steve Kean

Patrick Stewart would be a better coach than him

Then again, so would a broken keyboard, a moldy towel or any other inanimate objects

 

[Messi]

BURN.

Best footy-Gaf avatar? Messi or Slizz would probably win with one of their girlfriends.

I vote for my Eddie Guerrero jacket one, which was brought to you all courtesy of FootballFan.

Its the only award I could win :/. I like to keep it varied for you guys (I tire easily of my avatar hence all the different olivia avvys) But to be honest, I really like Slizz's selection of Alison Brie avatars.

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

This is real classy

Maybe Sunhi wins poster of the year, not for text content but for sheer content delivery in a timely fashion.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Patrick Stewart would be a better coach than him

Then again, so would a broken keyboard, a moldy towel or any other inanimate objects

I back this idea just for the post match interviews

 

[Wilbur]

Sexual Deviant Of The Year: WoodenLung

Honorary Award For Having A Shit Coach: Jeff & Villa-Gaf

Semen On The Keyboard Award: Juve-Gaf last weekend

Banter Of The Year: Bayern or Liverpool? A meteor - Lunchbox

 

[elsk]

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

You don't get it right?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Commentary of the century: Gary Neville's orgasm

It wont be topped for a long time

 

[Vivalaraza]

Commentary of the century: Gary Neville's orgasm

It wont be topped for a long time

Ray Wilkins' "swazz" was a good effort also.

 

[sneaky77]

man this video gave me goosebumps
http://www.as.com/futbol/video/honor-privilegio-busca-uefa-europa/20120508dasdasftb_21/Ves

 

[Wilbur]

XXXI title lol

Innovation in Marketing award: dc89

 

[Salvadora]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...rs-braced-for-cutbacks-as-sell-off-looms.html
Stay safe Jeff.

 

[Clegg]

Wall of shame 1-8. Does anyone have 9?

Please excuse the formatting.


OT 3

Fry8 777
Kermit The Dog 667
Fady K 659
Yurt 531
WoodenLung 504
Clegg 483
odd_morsel 447
Vivalaraza 440
Mastadon 399
offshore 399

OT4

WoodenLung 719
Vivalaraza 715
Yurt 610
Gareth Bale 568
Fry8 533
dc89 448
offshore 428
Mastadon 411
Fady K 397
Jeff Albertson 377
Clegg 373
Salazar 372
Messi 359
Chriswok 356
Shogun PaiN 354

OT 5

Salazar 847
Yurt 714
Vivalaraza 711
dc89 666
Gareth Bale 587
WoodenLung 544
bjaelke 468
Wilbury 433
Fry8 420
Messi 374
odd_morsel 337
Jeff Albertson 326
Kyoufu 321
elsk 288
Carbonox_Ratchet 287

OT 2

Fady K 688
Fry8 580
Gareth Bale 470
Jason Raize '75 - '04 458
Yurt 444
Kermit The Dog 418
Clegg 416
faridmon 405
Vivalaraza 400
WoodenLung 362
omgkitty 357
Shogun PaiN 354
odd_morsel 352
Salazar 329
Carbonox_Ratchet 313

OT 7

Salazar 809
Wilbury 708
Kyoufu 663
elsk 497
Yurt 497
WoodenLung 488
dc89 438
Fur_Q 424
Manager 390
Clegg 380
bjaelke 377
Vivalaraza 353
HixxSAFC 338
offshore 314
Messi 287

OT 6

Kyoufu 841
Salazar 716
Yurt 652
Wilbury 491
WoodenLung 470
dc89 467
Vivalaraza 463
elsk 360
HixxSAFC 346
Messi 320
Splatt 280
Gareth Bale 276
LegoArmo 271
SunhiLegend 262
odd_morsel 261

OT 8

Kyoufu 973
Vivalaraza 678
Wilbury 595
Salazar 494
dc89 365
Yurt 352
Clegg 350
HixxSAFC 348
WoodenLung 343
Willkiller 337
bjaelke 332
PantyPhantom 328
Gareth Bale 297
odd_morsel 293
Blablurn 284

OT 1

nemesun 708
Vivalaraza 521
Mastadon 497
Gareth Bale 493
Messi 487
omgkitty 455
Kermit The Dog 425
Jason Raize '75 - '04 420
dc89 407
Fady K 371
Fry8 358
K1LLER7 357
Arnie 356
Yurt 346
MPW 338

 

[Awesome Animals]

Interesting that I'm not on any of those walls of shame. I feel like I'm here too much as it is. Assuming its because I miss the periods when it is most busy.

 

[elsk]

I don't even know who is Kyoufu.

 

[Sloosha]

That's a lot of posts about Cleverley from Salazar in OT|7 and OT|5.

 

[Wilbur]

I don't even know who is Kyoufu.

Is he on your ignore list?

I'd like to know if I'm on anyones

 

[Jeff Albertson]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...rs-braced-for-cutbacks-as-sell-off-looms.html
Stay safe Jeff.

It's ok I think my chief manager scout and head of India trips role is safe

Looking at those lists I don't post as much as I thought

Maybe I will next year when I remember I've actually always been a lifelong city / united / Chelsea / whoever is challenging for the title fan.

 

[Salvadora]

If you put Wilbury or Kyoufu on ignore there wouldn't be much to read in this thread.

 

[Major_Lazer]

When I'm watching a game, GAF is the last thing on my mind sadly.

 

[Wilbur]

If you put Wilbury or Kyoufu on ignore there wouldn't be much to read in this thread.

There would be less penis jokes
And less joke posts by a penis

 

[Awesome Animals]

When I'm watching a game, GAF is the last thing on my mind sadly.

Who the fuck is this guy?

 

[Vivalaraza]

I think i'm top!

Here's OT9 btw

Kyoufu 963
Wilbury 673
WoodenLung 479
Salvadora 454
dc89 421
Clegg 389
Willkiller 389
Yurt 325
offshore 324
Carbonox_Ratchet 320
Salazar 319
Spanish Wrath 301
elsk 296
K1LLER7 266
HixxSAFC 264

 

[Salvadora]

I've noticed football fans who don't post here around gaf.

 

[Messi]

Wow nearly 500 posts in OT1 what was I doing?

I don't even know who is Kyoufu.

For real?

 

[Messi]

FUCK double post

 

[Sloosha]

LOL at Dc in |OT|5

Seems about right.

 

[Wilbur]

Well I've got 4375 posts overall. I'd say at least 4000 of them are in footyGAF, probably more. I post in Batman thread, the one about my tiny piece, a few in Avengers, and that's it.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Well I've got 4375 posts overall. I'd say at least 4000 of them are in footyGAF, probably more. I post in Batman thread, the one about my tiny piece, a few in Avengers, and that's it.

Was it you who suggested a Terrance Malik Batman universe? I think you should wander into any and all films consistently suggesting a Terrance Malik version. Watch the forums burn.

 

[rodvik]

Sexual Deviant Of The Year: WoodenLung

Honorary Award For Having A Shit Coach: Jeff & Villa-Gaf

Semen On The Keyboard Award: Juve-Gaf last weekend

Banter Of The Year: Bayern or Liverpool? A meteor - Lunchbox

We won something! Yay!

 

[Wilbur]

Was it you who suggested a Terrance Malik Batman universe? I think you should wander into any and all films consistently suggesting a Terrance Malik version. Watch the forums burn.

That was me. With Sean Penn silently masturbating over the Bat Signal while Also Sprach Zarathustra played

 

[Awesome Animals]

Yea, you should do that in all movie threads.

We won something! Yay!

As honored as I am, I think we should step down and let Jeff have this award by himself. We (narrowly) avoided relegation despite our managers best effort.

 

[kingellesar]

Really not looking forward to the CL final, assuming we beat Fulham or Newcastle fail to win. Mind you we have been at our best when we have relied on others to do something for us this season!

 

[Clegg]

Was it you who suggested a Terrance Malik batman universe? I think you should wander into any and all films consistently suggesting a Terrance Malik version. Watch the forums burn.

I was in that thread.

It was intereting to say the least.

 

[WJD]

I want to win something.

Biggest-penis-relative-to-Wilbury's award?

 

[Wilbur]

Yea, you should do that in all movie threads.

Done

I want to win something.

Biggest-penis-relative-to-Wilbury's award?

There's no way yours is the biggest. My money's on dc. We give him hell and he takes it because he knows his penis is so massive. In fact it can hold up the mcfc.com servers by itself.

 

[WJD]

Done



There's no way yours is the biggest. My money's on dc. We give him hell and he takes it because he knows his penis is so massive. In fact it can hold up the mcfc.com servers by itself.

Check your PM's.

 

[Clegg]

Done

I noticed that post.

You also killed that thread.