That's the same time (1:15PM) the Danish preliminary squad gets announced. I hope this thread can handle two jokes simultaneously.Wednesday 1PM.
That's the same time (1:15PM) the Danish preliminary squad gets announced. I hope this thread can handle two jokes simultaneously.Wednesday 1PM.
Can't believe Defoe cheated on his mrs with Peter Kay
Oh and GAF I'm unwittingly wearing my 'why always me' t shirt today
Looks like I'm one of the first on the city glory train
I hope this thread can handle two jokes simultaneously.
I guess this joke makes sense now.I hope rovers get dicked today I don't want Kean to have anything to crow over
Also there's an infamous rovers fan on the Internet called vinjay, he's been banned from every forum over the years for being a nutter
A few months ago he went to ewood midweek and forced his way into the offices
Anyway he's now back on twitter and he's a city fan, just like that, he always admitted to being a rovers fan after 1995, how can people do that?
He's on bluemoon I think as well
dc obviously didn't sleep well ahead of the City match.
I hope rovers get dicked today I don't want Kean to have anything to crow over
Also there's an infamous rovers fan on the Internet called vinjay, he's been banned from every forum over the years for being a nutter
A few months ago he went to ewood midweek and forced his way into the offices
Anyway he's now back on twitter and he's a city fan, just like that, he always admitted to being a rovers fan after 1995, how can people do that?
He's on bluemoon I think as well
@IAmJermainDefoe: I've allegedly been having a relationship with Peter Kay, sorry to say I'm not attracted to Peter (dry those eyes)
Most of the players didn't give a fuck about the match. Dortmund trashed us.
Dortmund played like we did against RM
Alright, Manager, he can have a spot in the squad. It's got to the point where ruling out players who have done fuck-all just isn't feasible.
That might be the first Kidderminster Harriers mention of the season.
Are you saying Milner has done fuck-all? He's played 26 PL matches (40 total) this season for the table-leading team...
Are you saying Milner has done fuck-all?
when he's not required he still gets on with it, quietly.
Milner is awesome. When he's called upon he performs, and when he's not required he still gets on with it, quietly. You never hear about him making a fuss or complaining.
He was awesome at Old Trafford this season.
Yes. Yes I am. You drove me to it.
We give players credit for being good on the bench ?
We give players credit for being good on the bench ?
Plus, it's a huge middle finger to the media which painted them as mercs.
No you're right, everyone should totally do like Tevez.
Christopher Samba is a merc.
I wonder how his game is developing at Anzhi.
Unfortunately, he got a lot of shit from me and others when Mancini played him together with De Jong and Barry. Thankfully, Mancini has understood that you can't have three such defensive players on the pitch at the same time (but it took him two years). And I've understood that it wasn't his fault he was so invisible with that formation.
btw, would you agree that Barry has gotten much more "movable" (forgot the word) at the second half of this season? Seems to have lost a couple of kg's (he was nowhere fat before though) and is just running in full speed much more now, with and without the ball.
Anyway, Milner might play with either Barry or Parker but I wouldn't recommend having all three on at the same time. But, on the other hand, England can't exactly pull out a Silva/Aguero/Tevez out of their ass to replace him either....
Christopher Samba is a merc.
I wonder how his game is developing at Anzhi.
I've always said Barry is under rated. His distribution has massively improved and he's an assassin. So he gets extra marks.
He wants to make it interesting.Gareth Bale wants to join Real Madrid if Spurs fail to qualify for the Champions League.
At least his mental game is getting a boost. With all that racism he's soon ready for Spain.
So who else here is looking to the most important game of the season for Liverpool?
It always reminds me of this part from the Irvine Welsh short story 'The Undefeated'.I hope rovers get dicked today I don't want Kean to have anything to crow over
Also there's an infamous rovers fan on the Internet called vinjay, he's been banned from every forum over the years for being a nutter
A few months ago he went to ewood midweek and forced his way into the offices
Anyway he's now back on twitter and he's a city fan, just like that, he always admitted to being a rovers fan after 1995, how can people do that?
He's on bluemoon I think as well
It always reminds me of this part from the Irvine Welsh short story 'The Undefeated'.
“That has done it. A man who changes his women you can forgive, but a man who
changes his teams … that shows a lack of character. That’s a man who has lost
all sight of things that are important in life.”
I'm late for the debate but : Depp as Hunter S. Thompson was just fantastic. Do wish Burton would stop casting him in every movie though.
Eva Green is in it though, So that's a plus.
The Dark Shadows tv spots makes me cringe everytime. Specially the TV scene. "What sorcery is this?! Reveal yourself tiny xxx...!"
Not only because it's a god damn direct copy of a scene in Enchanted, but also because Depp's delivery is so poor. I don't get why they put that in there. I've seen the trailer twice in theatres and there has only been a handfull people laughing at that.
Eva Green is in it though, So that's a plus.
Pavel Nedved will run the Prague Marathon this morning then board a private jet to be part of Juve's title celebrations in Turin later today
<3
People laughed at Jack and Jill trailer so that doesn't really surprise me. That scene does seem so damn poorly executed and yeah, pretty weird they would put in the trailer. Will still probably watch it sometime, didn't even think alice in wonderland was as bad as everyone made it out to be and we all know Burton is the superior batman movie maker.
Her eyes looked into my soul and ate it at the premiere.
i've taken annual leave tommorow to watch the City match (12am kickoff)
So who else here is looking to the most important game of the season for Liverpool?
I love Eva Green.
She's the best Eva eva. In your face Longoria and physio lady.
Don't forget that he will later put on a cape and fight crime.