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[Soi-Fong]

Tevez is a disgusting motherfucker. Such a classless human being.

What'd he do?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Tomorrow could be the day GAF

Believe!

 

[Kyoufu]

Remember when we fought about gif hosts?

Random gif time:

 

[Salazar]

Tomorrow could be the day GAF

Believe!

Applying the sentiment of this post to my own hopes and dreams.

Although I do share the popular will for Steve Kean to be ejected from Earth.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Applying the sentiment of this post to my own hopes and dreams.

Although I do share the popular will for Steve Kean to be ejected from Earth.

Share them Sally, it may help!

 

[elsk]

Friendly: Schalke vs. AC Milan (june 24, Schalke stadium)

 

[Wilbur]

I remember the first time I heard an American say cunt was in American Beauty when Mena Suvari says it. Sounded so odd with that pronunciation.

 

[Kyoufu]

My ex said cunt literally 900 times a day.

 

[kharma45]

I remember the first time I heard an American say cunt was in American Beauty when Mena Suvari says it. Sounded so odd with that pronunciation.

This is the only way to say it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuLugxEjUlQ

 

[Wilbur]

My ex said cunt literally 900 times a day.

And you never saw hers once

Spoiler

sorry, I bet you had lots of sex

Juve-GAF, article on Pirlo here http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/may/14/andrea-pirlo-juventus-notts-county

 

[elsk]

Just realized Nedved is my favorite player.

 

[Wilbur]

This is the only way to say it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuLugxEjUlQ

Tom Hardy <3

 

[choodi]

My ex said cunt literally 900 times a day.

I doubt anyone is surprised by this.

Spoiler

The fact that she's nite your ex, out that she called you a cunt 900 times a day

 

[Salazar]

My ex said cunt literally 900 times a day.

Anyone in the presence of, say, Steve Kean or Carlos Tevez thinks cunt non-stop. One big drawn-out ccccuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnttttttt echoing around their head.

 

[choodi]

Are there any other countries/regions aside from Great Britain/Ireland and Australia where the word cunt is used so readily?

What about non English speaking countries, do you use the equivalent of cunt in any type of conversation/banter?

 

[Scum]

Wotcha, lads.
What's this about Tevez and a death sign? Did he screw up a joke or was he being a cunt as usual?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Someone tell City, they have still only won this thing once.

 

[Scum]

Someone tell City, they have still only won this thing once.

What the fuck? What a dumbass!

 

[Salazar]

Wotcha, lads.
What's this about Tevez and a death sign? Did he screw up a joke or was he being a cunt as usual?

As people have said, he probably got given the sign and he thought it was

a) funny
b) a good idea to hold it up.

Mind of a child, and he's a fucking prat as well.

 

[Scum]

As people have said, he probably got given the sign and he thought it was

a) funny
b) a good idea to hold it up.

Mind of a child, and he's a fucking prat as well.

Ah. I see. Maybe that smirking goon in the background gave it to him...

 

[Soi-Fong]

Someone tell City, they have still only won this thing once.

Oh.. Dang.. That's sorta bad...

Seriosuly getting tired of City fans shoving this down United's faces. You won the freaking league! Just be happy about it. And seriously this crap about beginning of domination by City is complete crap. The title was won on goal differrnce for Christ's sake, not 20 points in between 1st and 2nd place!

 

[Kyoufu]

Anyone in the presence of, say, Steve Kean or Carlos Tevez thinks cunt non-stop. One big drawn-out ccccuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnttttttt echoing around their head.

Are you saying my presence made her think of cunt non-stop?

 

[MarshMellow96]

This is the only way to say it

There is another.

 

[Salazar]

Are you saying my presence made her think of cunt non-stop?

More than one way to interpret this sentence.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I remember the first time I heard an American say cunt was in American Beauty when Mena Suvari says it. Sounded so odd with that pronunciation.

My friend from Atlanta says it often.

Granted, he's a Bulgarian.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wotcha, lads.
What's this about Tevez and a death sign? Did he screw up a joke or was he being a cunt as usual?

I think it's a response to what Ferguson said in an interview about United ever being underdogs in a Manchester derby: "Not in my lifetime."

Also, "cunt" with an American accent sounds more biting than with a British one. The English use the word with affection, the same way we use something like "dickhead." Cunt in American English is super rare. When it's said, it's really nasty sounding.

 

[Soi-Fong]

My friend from Atlanta says it often.

Granted, he's a Bulgarian.

My Bulgarian friend is the same way believe it or not. He uses the word a lot on Ronaldo. Just hates Real in general and huge Barca fan.

 

[Scum]

I think it's a response to what Ferguson said in an interview about United ever being underdogs in a Manchester derby: "Not in my lifetime."

Also, "cunt" with an American accent sounds more biting than with a British one. The English use the word with affection, the same way we use something like "dickhead." Cunt in American English is super rare. When it's said, it's really nasty sounding.

Oh, right. Okay. Still though...

 

[Vivalaraza]

Oh.. Dang.. That's sorta bad...

Seriosuly getting tired of City fans shoving this down United's faces. You won the freaking league! Just be happy about it. And seriously this crap about beginning of domination by City is complete crap. The title was won on goal differrnce for Christ's sake, not 20 points in between 1st and 2nd place!

Get used to it.

Got to give as good as you take. We've been giving it to them for years. It's their moment just got to suck it up.

 

[Kyoufu]

What does GAF know about Mathieu Debuchy? Any good?

 

[Salazar]

Kean quotes in bold.

"I'll go back. When I came in, he was playing in the academy. So I went down to one of the academy games. I said, 'who's that lad there?' I said to the academy coach.

He said 'Phil Jones.'

And I went, 'what do you think to him?'

And they said 'oh, we're not sure we're gonna keep him on.'

I went, 'are you fuckin' joking?'

And he went 'what, do you think he's good?'

And I went 'send him up to see me at the training centre fuckin' tomorrow. Good? He's... he's... he's... he's as good as John Terry. He runs the... get him up to... if you don't like him, no problem. I fuckin' like him. Send him up to traini... to see me at training centre tomorrow.'

So I said to Sam, I said 'Sam, I've got a player here for you.'

He went, 'what is he like?'

I went 'he's better than John Terry at his age.'

And he went 'fuck off!' That's what Sam said.

And I went, I went...

What's your relationship like now with Sam like...

"I haven't spoke to him. He mullered me, so fuck him. No, I was good... I worked my balls off for him. And then, and then he had a go at me, fuck him."

So why did Sam get the sack then? (Lads give their opinions)

"Just because he's a fuckin' crook. That's the only reason.

So, listen. So I said to him, 'I've got a player here for you.' And he went 'fuck off.' And I went 'listen, he's brilliant.'

Anyway, Jonesy came up, you know, and, I tried to get that young group, because they weren't in the first team, so I had to get Olsson and Hoilett and Jones... and, and, and Hanley, so I worked with them and... I, I, I done double sessions with them everyday, and Jonesy was a marvelous p... a genius better. And Martin Olsson was brilliant, and Jason Lowe... and Jason Lowe is fuckin'... but Jason Lowe's a player. We'll finish top half. And we'll win the Carling Cup."

Seriously?

"Yeah, definitely."

I bet you twenty quid...

"I bet you a hundred quid. I'll give you a hundred quid. Yeah. I totally respect you guys, and what I wanna do is when we go back, right, I'll say to Paul, Paul Agnew, the press officer and say to them 'let's get a fans forum..."

After tomorrow's game?

"Yeah! I'll walk over, and get all the guys to throw their shirts over to you's, definitely."

What about the people that are saying 'sh*t, we're going down the pan, we're not signing anyone.'

"All I'll say is judge us at the end of the window. Judge us at the end of the window."

And when you come right over and come and see us in the Blackburn End, that's all I want.

"I will! I promise you. I'll walk right over, and we'll get things in to the crowd for you. Promise you."

We've paid a lot of money to come over here.

"I totally respect that. It's top drawer."

We're hardcore fans.

Ends.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Get used to it.

Got to give as good as you take. We've been giving it to them for years. It's their moment just got to suck it up.

This.

It's their first title in nearly fifty years. Let them celebrate.

Granted, it's much easier for me to say when I'm in America, where 85% of the population hasn't heard of Manchester City, let alone was aware of the outcome of the title race. I've literally heard NO trash talk from the Noisy Neighbors.

 

[rodvik]

I remember visiting the US with my boss at the time (we were at a UK company out of Yorkshire).

During a business meeting with a partner company (based in the USA) their CEO said something like "So, you mentioned you had some issues with the contract? Anything we can resolve here?"

To which my boss replied in a semi-banter way.

"Yes I think you are being bit of a cunt about the royalty rate. Would be good to get that up a bit."

The room went absolutely silent.

Different cultural usage of the word I think 8)

 

[Wilbur]

Kean quotes in bold.

This is so ridiculous haha, no idea what the fuck he's doing.

And rodvik :lol

 

[Meus Renaissance]

we will give u sahin back, in return we will buy that RB of yours

mourinho does it again!!!!!!!

You wont find many people who would subscribe to the position that Madrid are a better side than Barca, even if they had won the European trophy this year. It took Barcelona a couple of years of dominating Spain and Europe and doing it in a way we haven't seen in recent times. It's only been in the last 12 months people have been uttering that side to be the greatest club team in history. I think Madrid deserved the league this year, there is no doubt about it. But they are still in Barca' shadow, for now at least

 

[Salazar]

What does GAF know about Mathieu Debuchy? Any good?

You can't have him. That's how good.

 

[Vivalaraza]

This.

It's their first title in nearly fifty years. Let them celebrate.

Granted, it's much easier for me to say when I'm in America, where 85% of the population hasn't heard of Manchester City, let alone was aware of the outcome of the title race. I've literally heard NO trash talk from the Noisy Neighbors.

Heh, today was so shit. Sky blue is horrid colour for a grown man to walk about in. Yuck.

 

[Kyoufu]

You can't have him. That's how good.

He's apparently interested in us though, since he's close with Cabaye.

 

[Salazar]

He's apparently interested in us though, since he's close with Cabaye.

This is transfer window time, Kyoufu. What is friendship ? What is love ?

 

[Wilbur]

Heh, today was so shit. Sky blue is horrid colour for a grown man to walk about in. Yuck.

Must be hell living in Manchester. Last time I went there I was in the Trafford centre and I didn't see fuck all City shirts.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I remember visiting the US with my boss at the time (we were at a UK company out of Yorkshire).

During a business meeting with a partner company (based in the USA) their CEO said something like "So, you mentioned you had some issues with the contract? Anything we can resolve here?"

To which my boss replied in a semi-banter way.

"Yes I think you are being bit of a cunt about the royalty rate. Would be good to get that up a bit."

The room went absolutely silent.

Different cultural usage of the word I think 8)

lol I can imagine how unprofessional that must have sounded to them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E_7q4hzWFc

 

[Kyoufu]

This is transfer window time, Kyoufu. What is friendship ? What is love ?

You're getting Kagawa you don't need anyone else

 

[Sloosha]

This is so ridiculous haha, no idea what the fuck he's doing.

And rodvik :lol

He reminds me of one of the bumbling ministers from the Thick of it.

 

[Wilbur]

lol I can imagine how unprofessional that must have sounded to them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E_7q4hzWFc

CARWASH CUNT

He reminds me of one of the bumbling ministers from the Thick of it.

Oh god yes, he's totally Ben Swain

 

[K1LLER7]

You're getting Kagawa you don't need anyone else

your jinxing it, won't happen now

 

[Vinegar Joe]

Must be hell living in Manchester. Last time I went there I was in the Trafford centre and I didn't see fuck all City shirts.

They've multiplied ten fold. Some plastic, some just proud. And unfortunately no longer delusional

 

[Awesome Animals]

Who wants to play FIFA with me?

 

[Messi]

Who wants to play FIFA with me?

I would but I am in bed and only have silver. I'll imagine I am playing against you

--

I am itching to be back to barcelona for a game but the season is over :/ , I am pretty sure ill be going to a game very early on next season. Might try do 4 trips this upcoming season (Clasico,League,Copa,CL)

 

[Choc]

not sure if already said but Pardew won LMA Manager of the Year - Premier League

 

[Ashes]

For those interested in Pogba News.

Sir Alex Ferguson's delight yesterday at the news that Paul Scholes has agreed to stay at Manchester United for another year is likely to be offset by the growing prospect of losing another midfielder, Paul Pogba.

Times (James Ducker)

Pogba, who has been sidelined for a month with an ankle injury ? is thought to be dismayed that he has not been given more first-team opportunities this season. He was particularly aggrieved to be an unused substitute in the 3-2 defeat by Blackburn Rovers on December 31, when Ferguson opted instead to start with Rafael Da Silva, a full back, and Park Ji Sung, a wide player, in central midfield.
It is also believed that Pogba considered the contract offer made by United last year seriously undervalued him. Juventus subsequently offered the 19-year-old a lucrative four-year deal, which United are thought to have matched.