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[rodvik]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/24/dimitar-berbatov-manchester-united

Nice Berbatov Article. Such a great player to watch, the tortured east european genius who rarely felt the need to celebrate his own goals, they were self evidently brilliant.

I felt so bad for him last year when he wasnt selected against Barca in the final.

 

[Noirulus]

Ive been thinking. Maybe the Kermit twitter is being ran by the someone who can go completely under the radar and avoid suspicion. A real dark horse.

It's Fady, I'm calling it.

Nice try, dc89. I have a suspicion that it is actually you!

 

[GorillaJu]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/24/dimitar-berbatov-manchester-united

Nice Berbatov Article. Such a great player to watch, the tortured east european genius who rarely felt the need to celebrate his own goals, they were self evidently brilliant.

I felt so bad for him last year when he wasnt selected against Barca in the final.

Hernandez did jack shit in his place too.

 

[bjaelke]

Damn, I'm going to miss Ajax - PSV because I have to officiate a match :/ Was looking forward to having a Sunday off, but then the appointed referee got sick yesterday.

 

[GorillaJu]

I hate being in the community forum. Every time I navigate out I have to be reminded that there are actually groups of adult males discussing My Little Pony and KPop

 

[pappe]

Hernandez did jack shit in his place too.

Me too , he deserved to atleast be on the bench in that game.

hernandez frustrated the shit out of me tht game due to his horribly mistimes runs causing offsides.

 

[pslayer666]

Me too , he deserved to atleast be on the bench in that game.

hernandez frustrated the shit out of me tht game due to his horribly mistimes runs causing offsides.

Yeap. He deserved to be on the pitch too.

That game was so traumatic for me, I can hardly remember anything from it. What a nightmare that night was.

 

[Mastadon]

Yep.

Only one thing to do today, also. Conservative hyper-religious philosopher debates pompous wavy-haired atheist philosopher.

I'm actually cheering on the religious bloke, so naff is his opponent. Rather like Stoke versus City.

Work rather than pleasure I presume? What do you work as?

 

[Salazar]

Work rather than pleasure I presume? What do you work as?

Pleasure. Am at literary festival. Walking around taking photos, really. Writing articles I might attempt to get published.

I work as a research student (receive a stipend while writing Ph.D.) and as an editor.

 

[Arnie]

So Kermit caved and revealed that the twitter is an imposter; and subsequently created his own Kermit Twitter in which he's proceeded to attack certain folk in typical Kerm style.

The strange thing is though, when comparing the two Twitter accounts, whoever is the imposter has done a better job of converting the Kermit we know into a Twitter format. Putting the quality of writing into account, adding in the differences in opinion between real and faux Kerm, and considering current circumstances I'm firmly calling Salazar as the culprit.

This F1 has been stop start because of the weather. It's still more exciting than Scottish football though.

 

[Mastadon]

Pleasure. Am at literary festival. Walking around taking photos, really. Writing articles I might attempt to get published.



I work as a research student (receive a stipend while writing Ph.D.) and as an editor.

Ah, sounds fantastic. I wish I had the motivation to do a Ph. D (or a degree in a subject worth doing it in)

 

[Milchmonster]

Podolski is playing, so anything can happen really.

We should fly in Nuri to troll Podolski, he has nothing better to do, anyway.

 

[Arnie]

And on cue fake Kermit tweets. I'm on to you Salazar.

 

[Salazar]

And on cue fake Kermit tweets. I'm on to you Salazar.

I'll grant that I don't really have anything better to do. But still.

 

[Desmond]

Eww Community Forum

 

[Sloosha]

I'll grant that I don't really have anything better to do. But still.

Sounds like an admission of guilt to me.

 

[Mastadon]

As hilarious as the fake Kermit twitter account is, the real one is actually funnier. Taking swipes at members of a forum you're no longer a part of, and haven't been for months?

Time to get yourself a hobby son.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Had to go all the way to community ewww

 

[Manager]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IX4DQ5LDScI#t=314s

I think Mancini is in love.

 

[Joe]

Juventus fans have promised the choreography ahead of tonight’s game with Inter “will leave everyone open-mouthed with wonder.”

The Derby d’Italia will be a golden opportunity to confirm the club’s stance that they have 29 Scudetti rather than 27, including the two that were stripped in the Calciopoli trial.

“The Juventus Stadium will have a double spectacle, both on the pitch and in the stands,” an ultras representative told Tuttosport.

“The choreography will leave everyone open-mouthed with wonder. It’ll be unprecedented.

“For this reason the Bianconeri fans need help from everyone in the stadium, including those in the VIP boxes, so the choreography can work. We want to continue our dream.”

Around 150 journalists, 270 television crew members and 30 cameras will be in Turin beaming the game to 160 different countries around the world.

.

 

[Yen]

Haha, (real) Kermit is fucking sad.

 

[Wilbur]

So hold on. There's three Kermits now? Which one is the one abusing me, which one is the one influenced by me and which one is the one that started this madness?

I'm so confused.

 

[Mastadon]

So hold on. There's three Kermits now? Which one is the one abusing me, which one is the one influenced by me and which one is the one that started this madness?

I'm so confused.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

 

[Blablurn]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/24/dimitar-berbatov-manchester-united

Nice Berbatov Article. Such a great player to watch, the tortured east european genius who rarely felt the need to celebrate his own goals, they were self evidently brilliant.

I felt so bad for him last year when he wasnt selected against Barca in the final.

we would welcome him with open arms.

 

[FootballFan]

And on cue fake Kermit tweets. I'm on to you Salazar.

Easiest way to find the real person behind the fake-kermit twitter is...

By one of us proclaiming that he/she is the person responsible(let's say Yurt). All of us will say "oh Yurt you copied him perfectly" "you're so funny Yurt" etc. This whole time the actual person behind it all will be reading. Getting agitated and jealous that this fake-fake-kermit(Yurt) is getting all the praise for his hard work, so he will have the urge to tell us that HE is the one that should be getting credit, praised as a comic genius etc. not Yurt.

Or it could just be a lurker lol.

 

[Wilbur]

I didn't even do anything I went to the pub after the City match, pop on and I've been accused of creating a fake twitter to impersonate one of the top 9 biggest turds on the planet, then told I'm unbearable and my jokes require three explanations, and I've just done a colossal beer poo and it hurts. My life is crashing down around me.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Easiest way to find the real person behind the fake-kermit twitter is...

By one of us proclaiming that he/she is the person responsible(let's say Yurt). All of us will say "oh Yurt you copied him perfectly" "you're so funny Yurt" etc. This whole time the actual person behind it all will be reading. Getting agitated and jealous that this fake-fake-kermit(Yurt) is getting all the praise for his hard work, so he will have the urge to tell us that HE is the one that should be getting credit, praised as a comic genius etc. not Yurt.

Or it could just be a lurker lol.

That tactic only works in high school movies.

 

[Yen]

That tactic only works in high school movies.

A perfect representation of GAF then!

 

[Salvadora]

I didn't even do anything I went to the pub after the City match, pop on and I've been accused of creating a fake twitter to impersonate one of the top 9 biggest turds on the planet, then told I'm unbearable and my jokes require three explanations, and I've just done a colossal beer poo and it hurts. My life is crashing down around me.

Only when you drink.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

A perfect representation of GAF then!

Agreed

Watching Spartacus right now and tits and cocks everywhere. Beautiful tits.

 

[Wilbur]

Only when you drink.

My friends would agree.

 

[Yurt]

Alright someone had to say it; Kermit calls Salazar a pedo for liking Kpop's women, yet he (Kermit) is dating an Asian girl.

 

[Salvadora]

I always thought Salazar was single.

 

[Salazar]

I always thought Salazar was single.

Spoiler

Correct.

I clearly have some work to do, though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36320571&postcount=1770

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Spoiler

Correct.

I clearly have some work to do, though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36320571&postcount=1770

I pictured you quite different as well. It's the avatar I guess.

 

[Salvadora]

Damn Salazar is actually handsome.

 

[Wilbur]

Alright someone had to say it; Kermit calls Salazar a pedo for liking Kpop's women, yet he's dating an Asian girl.

He's also the biggest fucking cringe ever.

Can't believe people think its me. I fulfilled my impersonate a cunt quota when I dressed up as Louis Walsh for a party

 

[kharma45]

He's also the biggest fucking cringe ever.

A lot of the tweets to his gf really should just be texts lol.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

This place is one messed up dysfunctional community.

 

[LegoArmo]

Mon the Hoops!

 

[Yen]

“@TimmyPants: @JeffProbst Jeff, special thanks from Australia. You've no idea how much I love and respect Survivor, and by extension, you! Cheers mate”

“@TimmyPants: @MCFC the MCFC online team are fantastic. Makes me proud to be a City fan. CTID!”

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I have a feeling Yenrot is going to get mileage out of this.

 

[Kyoufu]

Not expecting a win at West Brom today. The baggies are a decent side.

 

[Yurt]

He's also the biggest fucking cringe ever.

"Happy anniversary xoxo"

 

[Yen]

I have a feeling Yenrot is going to get mileage out of this.

:lol
Nah, his twitter is very boring and I've no desire to take the piss out of him on twitter. CTID

 

[kharma45]

"@timmypants's account is protected."

Boring. Guess we can't spy on his messages to his gf now lol.

 

[Yurt]

"@timmypants's account is protected."

Boring. Guess we can't spy on his messages to his gf now lol.

hehe xoxo

 

[Wilbur]

Ironically it seems he couldn't handle the banter.

 

[Hixx]

banter is the worst word ever

 

[WJD]

banter is the worst word ever

this.