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[Salazar]

banter is the worst word ever

One day someone will knock Kermit out and write #banter on his forehead.

 

[Sage00]

banter is the worst word ever

Calm down mate, it's only banter.

 

[Wilbur]

One day someone will knock Kermit out and write #banter on his forehead.

You're best placed to do this when you return home.

I genuinely laughed when he protected it hahaha

 

[Yen]

One day someone will knock Kermit out and write #banter on his forehead.

And that someone...will be you.

 

[Hixx]

Calm down mate, it's only banter.

 

[Labadal]

I've been thinkiing...

The ruler of neoGAF is a Liverpool fan and he thought to himself that moving this topic to Community would end the bad farm they are having.

Kenny out.

 

[Salvadora]

I blame NBA-Gaf for bringing attention to the sport threads.

 

[Kyoufu]

Actually "mate" is the worst word ever.

how does mate = friend ????

 

[Freewheelin']

"Got a text today from someone asking if I would sign their Tenacious D album. I know it was that tosser Yurt. #worsejokethanseriea"

Lol

 

[Salazar]

Actually "mate" is the worst word ever.

how does mate = friend ????

Not a patch on buddy or pal.

Pal is for when you're about to nut someone. There's no affection in it.

 

[Yurt]

"Got a text today from someone asking if I would sign their Tenacious D album. I know it was that tosser Yurt. #worsejokethanseriea"

Lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Actually "mate" is the worst word ever.

how does mate = friend ????

From Middle English, from Middle Low German mate (“messmate”) (replacing Middle English mette from Old English ġemetta (“sharer of food, table-guest”)), derived from Proto-Germanic *gamatjô, itself from Proto-Germanic *ga- (“together”) (related to German and Dutch ge-) + Proto-Germanic *matjô (from Proto-Germanic *matiz (“food”)), related to Old English mete (“food”)). More at co-, meat.

So pretty much sharing something together.

 

[GorillaJu]

Actually "mate" is the worst word ever.

how does mate = friend ????

The only thing I hate about the word "mate" is that I have legitimately heard the argument that Europeans and Australians have deeper, better friendships, because your "mate" is way closer than your "friend." Hah.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

banter is the worst word ever

Quite.

 

[LegoArmo]

Get the game on, lads.

 

[Carbonox]

Agonising wait for the Newcastle game. I feel indifferent regarding our chances. West Brom are such a jammy team and we don't have great luck against them.

 

[Kyoufu]

Agonising wait for the Newcastle game. I feel indifferent regarding our chances. West Brom are such a jammy team and we don't have great luck against them.

I wonder if Alan Pardew will go for 4-4-2 or he'll leave Cisse off? He has 3 goals in what, 5 games? He's on form, whereas Ba hasn't scored in a while. I hope they both play.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Thought this was funny from New Star Soccer.


Also, Kermit has a twitter account? Someone update me!

 

[Maklershed]

Hmm it appears you British folked change your clocks. I gotta remember I'm 5 hours behind you all now. So West Brom / Newcastle at 11am. Whee!

 

[Salvadora]

Hmm it appears you British folked change your clocks. I gotta remember I'm 5 hours behind you all now. So West Brom / Newcastle at 11am. Whee!

You Murican?

 

[Hixx]

Rangers winning, decent goal.

 

[Oxx]

More goals than cards in the Old Firm. Wonder how long that will last.

 

[kharma45]

Also, Kermit has a twitter account? Someone update me!

https://twitter.com/#!/TimmyPants

He protected it in the last hour or so though.

 

[Maklershed]

You Murican?

Indeed

 

[Salazar]

Hmm it appears you British folked change your clocks.

Indeed. Bastards.

And it's a Sunday, too, so even their bell ringing is all over the shop.

 

[Awesome Animals]

https://twitter.com/#!/TimmyPants

He protected it in the last hour or so though.

Aww.

 

[LegoArmo]

For fucks sake Stokes. Samaras, quality run.

 

[Hixx]

Ah, that's the Stokes I remember

 

[Carbonox]

I wonder if Alan Pardew will go for 4-4-2 or he'll leave Cisse off? He has 3 goals in what, 5 games? He's on form, whereas Ba hasn't scored in a while. I hope they both play.

I hope he starts Cisse and Ba. Can't be pricking about with them.

Ben Arfa on the right and most likely Guthrie with Cabaye cos Tiote isn't 100%. Could have used his steel against these shites though.

Oh and I want Santon back in the starting lineup. Fuck off Pardew with your hard-on for Perch.

 

[LegoArmo]

What a save McGregor. That's better Stokes.

 

[Yurt]

Forza Celtic.

 

[José Mourinho]

I love engaging in banter with my mates.

 

[LegoArmo]

That's never a red, ref.

 

[Hixx]

Oh shit, a red for Celtic. I like this Aluko lad.

 

[LegoArmo]

Izaguirre will be on in a minute.

 

[Sage00]

Emilio's not been the same since he's come back, looked off the pace. Hope that changes today.

 

[LegoArmo]

Need an actual winger on now, I think.

 

[dc89]

"might start a football forum where DC, Assassin and I are the mods I'll make accounts for Bungieware and Fry just so I can perma ban them"

https://twitter.com/kermitthedoggaf/status/183698741499404291

Haha!

 

[Clegg]

So, what have I missed?

 

[dc89]

The best parody twitter account possibly ever. Click my link above and read the feed.

 

[Wilbur]

So, what have I missed?

We're onto you

 

[kharma45]

We're onto you

.

 

[Yurt]

We're onto you xoxo

.

 

[Awesome Animals]

The best parody twitter account possibly ever. Click my link above and read the feed.

And followed.

 

[EliCash]

My nerves can't take old firm games. They'll be the death of me.

Decent stuff from Rangers though thus far.

 

[LegoArmo]

My nerves can't take old firm games. They'll be the death of me.

Decent stuff from Rangers though thus far.

Playing like Stoke.

 

[dc89]

We need Professor Layton to solve this. But as his apprentice, I stand by my original assumption that the owner of the account is indeed FadyK.

 

[Salazar]

We need Professor Layton to solve this. But as his apprentice, I stand by my original assumption that the owner of the account is indeed FadyK.

Fady doesn't have time for this.

Also, the English two pound coin being larger in diameter than a one pound coin is wrong.

Australia's back-to-front way is superior.

 

[EliCash]

Playing like Stoke.

nah, not really.

 

[LegoArmo]

nah, not really.

I'd take the compliment, it's an upgrade from playing like Rangers.