Broder Salsa
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What's a Kell Brook?
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Football Thread 2011/2012 | OT12 | All the clowns were offside...
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English boxer from Sheffield.
A very disappointing alternative to Kelly Brook.
Baconsaurus Rex
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You guys seen the film Cashback? It has some football and lots of tits and fannies so I think you guys would like it.
Go on...
Baconsaurus Rex
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Well you see they play a Five-a-side football game against another Sainsbury store. They suck at football though so they get humiliated.
Pretty fun movie with some great looking girls and all that jazz.
Tim the Wiz
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I couldn't believe it, but the Guardian actually dedicated an entire piece to explaining why. The crux comes down to it being unabashed, fembot-inhabited erotica not trying to pose as anything else. Basically, the appeal of sexy-time and the security of a fantasy billionaire boyfriend. I'd say its author picked the perfect time to write it then.
And then I went over to Slate and caught an article examining Kanye West's lyrics for some kind of profound message on lesbianism. Fuck it. It's all about marketing these days.
Not looking forward to the inevitable 50 Shades films and the girls going mad for it. Seriously grating how often they go on about the books.
Just needs Voldemort as the main villain putting all the characters in a Hunger Games style scenario and we have the ultimate book.
Freewheelin'
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My silly friend thinks Mark Walberg and Matt Damon look alike....lol
Please prove her wrong!
Please prove her wrong!
Tim the Wiz
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I can't wait to ironically watch Lena Dunham and co. ironically reference 50 Shades of Grey on Girls next year.
The_Hitcher89
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Kind of agree. None of their features are really alike, but as a package I can see it
Seydo Keita announced he won't be playing for Barcelona next season.
bye Keita. Great squad player
Surely that means Barca will buy a new DM to back Busquets up? Unless they promote someone...
Buy her glasses then. ;P
When I first watched The Departed, I couldn't tell if Matt Damon was Matt Damon or DiCaprio (and vice-versa). lolz
Maybe Mascherano still knows how to be a DM?
Baconsaurus Rex
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A few years back I thought they were the same guy.
I can totally see her point if she's a 11-year-old kid.
Would love United to go for him. Could be a good replacement for FletcherSeydo Keita announced he won't be playing for Barcelona next season.
Yeah this. They are also both from the same area so I can lump them together in my mind
Well he's back with the the other non-Euro 2012 players training. The only notable absence is Aguero.
Will be great for whoever he lands at.
Freewheelin'
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Sounds like Mancini's agent really wants to get his client a large pay rise.
I've always had a crush on Emilia Fox.
Well it's well known his party and City have been discussing a new contrat since the season finishes, some figures were bounded around and he'd become the best paid manager in the league etc.
But it's disconcerting it's still not done and that makes me think is that why we've not signed anyone yet! Cause we don't know if we can tie him down.
GAH! It needs resolving ASAP.
@SkySportsPeteO: Sky Sports understands Sheffield Wednesday are weighing up a move for Marlon Harewood. #swfc http://t.co/yofvtMAI
Oh god.
Oh god.
Madness
Broder Salsa
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"They will all have to fight for their position and there is healthy competition. Whomever is in the best form and can give the best for the team will be playing."
Really news worthy stuff, "the best players will play". Find me any manager who doesn't say the same, lol
Baconsaurus Rex
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To be fair to Torres; he isn't totally shite any more. Fair play, he's trying to get over whatever caused his playing level to drop by a 1000%
Vivalaraza
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Man, nothing better than playing football in a nice light drizzle. Surface is perfect.
We signed Moura yet? #mourapowellfuture
We signed Moura yet? #mourapowellfuture
Yeah he's improved. His best performance last season was against United (old trafford) except for the sitter he missed. IMO he'll never get back to his Liverpool form after all the injuries he's had, but it's good to see him improving.
^ Nope, we're getting Steve Bruce out of retirement and using him in Midfield. No value in the market and all that.
Di Matteo wont finish next season as Chelsea manager.
Someone photoshop Torres calling the shots from the sideline.
Freewheelin'
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Does anyone really believe this? :lol
Baconsaurus Rex
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Hahahahaha fucking brilliant. We tried to get that rumour starting a couple of years ago on deadline day. We were doing an exam at hillsborough and we all tweeted in that we saw him.
Just spent the last 2 hours in A and E after my brother got too drunk and passed out outside a pub. He's a fucking moron. Had to shephard him home and put him to be the JT.
Non, that would be Laure Boulleau.
Awesome Animals
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That's actually one of my favorite movies. It's a phenomenal flick
Freewheelin'
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She's so hot
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