9.48 am and unsure if his message has been digested as readily by the players as Adams confectionery, Rodgers orders a quick game to see how it goes. The results are less than satisfactory. Skrtel does appear to have gotten the tikki bit aokay, casually blasting five yard passes at players throats. However, the rest of the team are struggling with the possession based nature of the game. A willing Carroll is being forced to perform handstands in an attempt to play a passing game with his head.
All the shouts of pass to me, pass to me appear to have made Charlie hungry and hes nipped off for a big bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese. Aquilani is fixated on only passing in the direction of Italy, while Jaytussos stilts give him all the control of an investor in a Man United share scheme. On the wing Downing is picking his nails with a switchblade, ignoring the game around him until someone comes with five yards at which point he proceeds to perform a hit on them.