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[Wilbur]

Goes the same for you good sir. Guess it won't be a problem

And Bacon will be back august 29th.

Whole month, geez haha

 

[Fry]

That was back in '07 when I posted it. Plus I gave multiple warnings about clicking/watching the vid. Guess the Mods thought I did everything right by warning multiple times, but the video was just way too fucking much.



Nope, something called the "BME Pain Olympics"

Would you mind posting again? I'm really curious right now.

Spoiler

*trollface*

 

[Salvadora]

Heard the pain Olympics was a myth, Not gonna try to watch it though. 3 guys 1 hammer still haunts me.
Edit: Fake I mean.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nope, something called the "BME Pain Olympics"

Is that the thing where they make bees goes into the vagina and cuts penis into pieces? Remember some friends showing me that, was rather hilarious.

3 guys 1 hammer still haunts me.

Not even close to as bad as that shit. This one was just nasty, not scary.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Glad he'll be back it was misjudged more than anything sinister, we have to remember it's a mainly American forum and things are different than in the uk.

I think it's a great forum but the most PC 'place' I've ever been and you just need to watch your step a bit more that's all.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Heard the pain Olympics was a myth, Not gonna try to watch it though. 3 guys 1 hammer still haunts me.

Me too.

 

[Slizz]

Coulda went to this Chelsea Milan game, literally no one wanted to go with me even when I offered to buy them a ticket(7$ for the cheapest ticket really isn't bad). Can't go by myself, need someone to split parking with me.

Surprised it's not raining...

 

[Yen]

I was banned when Meus made a thread about Spielberg's Taken tv show. The first 4 comments were "lol I thought this was Liam Neeson." I posted "Liam Neeson" and logged out of GAF. Unbeknownst to me, about 30 other people did the exact same thing. Duckroll said "you have 30 minutes to edit you post." Next time I logged in, I got a ban message from duckroll, with the sole message "Liam Neeson (lol)" Fantastic trolling by the duck.

 

[Wilbur]

Must have been number 3.

That's ridiculous, we imply every ref is biased

4) For being Wilbury

Oh yeah that explains it

 

[Slizz]

My 2 ban reasons were also hilarious

First message was "gross ass penis cutting off stuff" and the second "no drive-by fuck yous"

 

[ATF487]

I got a month long ban for insulting Red Scarlet I think. Made a fat joke

 

[Wilbur]

Pain Olympics is fucking gross, ball hacking and everything. Don't care if it's fake, it's monstrous.

But everyone should watch one guy one stump

 

[Yurt]

Bacon, get on twitter.

You can't make a comment like that in the OT, some members exist just to backfire threads over there.

Hahaha, my mom named me after him But I despise the team he played for, bitter rivals
.

Not sure which one is cooler now, your name or your mom

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Pain Olympics is fucking gross, ball hacking and everything. Don't care if it's fake, it's monstrous.

But everyone should watch one guy one stump

What is it?

 

[Salvadora]

Is that the one in which he sticks a glass up his ass and it cracks?

 

[Wes]

@SidLowe

"This is surreal. Reports now that Malaga's owners are negotiating sale ..... of the club"

 

[Broder Salsa]

My 2 ban reasons were also hilarious

First message was "gross ass penis cutting off stuff" and the second "no drive-by fuck yous"

The best GAF ban

My only one wasn't really funny, I said something about how ugly Boxxy was and got a ban saying "we don't speak like that in the company of females".

Pain Olympics is fucking gross, ball hacking and everything. Don't care if it's fake, it's monstrous.

But everyone should watch one guy one stump

Two guys 1 horse is better.

 

[Linius]

From Bacon to you guys

 

[Slizz]

Is that the one in which he sticks a glass up his ass and it cracks?

Lol think that one is just called "Glass in my ass"


Anyone seen cake farts? Pretty fucking hilarious IMO

 

[Salvadora]

He's going to miss all the Arsenal transfer drama!

 

[Wilbur]

What is it?

I almost don't want to ruin it for you so you go watch it out of curiosity. It's not disgusting, just hilarious.

 

[jtb]

I was banned when Meus made a thread about Spielberg's Taken tv show. The first 4 comments were "lol I thought this was Liam Neeson." I posted "Liam Neeson" and logged out of GAF. Unbeknownst to me, about 30 other people did the exact same thing. Duckroll said "you have 30 minutes to edit you post." Next time I logged in, I got a ban message from duckroll, with the sole message "Liam Neeson (lol)" Fantastic trolling by the duck.

that was fucking hilarious. shame he banned people and deleted the posts for doing that though

 

[K1LLER7]

He's going to miss all the Arsenal transfer drama!

And Arsenal-Gafs Koptimism

 

[Kyoufu]

Who logs out of GAF?

 

[Keio]

Afellay plays Messi through with a sublime through ball. It's great to see him back in a Barca shirt. Barca now 0-2 up against Raja.

Although stumps, horses and cracking glass still beat preseason football in my book.

 

[Broder Salsa]

From Bacon to you guys

Who logs out of GAF?

I seriously can't log out of GAF. If I click log out it will log me out until I click on any GAF link and it will just instantly log me in again.

 

[Arnie]

I almost don't want to ruin it for you so you go watch it out of curiosity. It's not disgusting, just hilarious.

In the first year of Uni, if you left your door unlocked you'd come back and have that blaring on your laptop. So fucking funny. Just the noise of the guy getting stumped was enough to have the hole room in fits of laughter. Pretty disgusting, though.

Just made a nice syrup sponge whilst listening to 'outro' by M83. Good times.

 

[Yen]

Who logs out of GAF?

I'm using "logged out" rather than "closed the browser" you pedant.

 

[Broder Salsa]

John England with a semi decent shot after a great Premier Ass header.

 

[Keio]

Messi scores another in the space of five minutes. Makes it look too easy.

 

[Salvadora]

Feel like creating a beach volleyball thread. Incredible stuff.

 

[Kyoufu]

I seriously can't log out of GAF. If I click log out it will log me out until I click on any GAF link and it will just instantly log me in again.

Same here.

 

[fadetoblack]

I'm using "logged out" rather than "closed the browser" you pedant.

They mean different things.

Like how "grocery shopping" does not mean "ordered takeout."

YOUR GAF BROWSING HABITS ARE RELEVANT TO MY LIFE

 

[ATF487]

In the first year of Uni, if you left your door unlocked you'd come back and have that blaring on your laptop. So fucking funny. Just the noise of the guy getting stumped was enough to have the hole room in fits of laughter. Pretty disgusting, though.

Just made a nice syrup sponge whilst listening to 'outro' by M83. Good times.

Ahh, we used to do that in high school with meatspin. Good times putting that on the computers in the library and leaving for class

 

[Yen]

They mean different things.

Like how "grocery shopping" does not mean "ordered takeout."

YOUR GAF BROWSING HABITS ARE RELEVANT TO MY LIFE

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

 

[fuenf]

Feel like creating a beach volleyball thread. Incredible stuff.

Incredible indeed. Easily the best competition of the Olympics. I wonder why it isnt televised more often? It's fast paced, easy to understand and exciting. It would make the perfect TV sport.

 

[Sloosha]

Nice play by Hazard.

 

[Yen]

Ahh, we used to do that in high school with meatspin. Good times putting that on the computers in the library and leaving for class

Is Lemon Tea Party the video with the 3 old men in the shower? Because we found a link to that that contained malware, and would not let you close the page, and could only be turned off at the wall. Amusing to put that on someone's computer during IT.

 

[fadetoblack]

I feel bad that I can't be bothered to watch the Olympics. I might get involved in beach volleyball, though. I love the sport.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nice play by Hazard.

It was! (Who is btw playing left wing!)

 

[Wilbur]

Is Lemon Tea Party the video with the 3 old men in the shower? Because we found a link to that that contained malware, and would not let you close the page, and could only be turned off at the wall. Amusing to put that on someone's computer during IT.

On the bed isn't it, with one getting a blowie while fucking the other one? We nicked our graphics teachers memory stick and deleted everything off it but copied lemon party into every folder 10 times. Was great.

 

[Keio]

Messi hattrick before the end of 1st half against Casablanca.

Alexis was also at two goals but squared it for Messi to get to 3 first

 

[ATF487]

On the bed isn't it, with one getting a blowie while fucking the other one? We nicked our graphics teachers memory stick and deleted everything off it but copied lemon party into every folder 10 times. Was great.

Of course willbury could describe it in detail, I was just going to say it was old people fucking

 

[Sloosha]

It was! (Who is btw playing left wing!)

If only our right was as dangerous.

 

[Yen]

On the bed isn't it, with one getting a blowie while fucking the other one? We nicked our graphics teachers memory stick and deleted everything off it but copied lemon party into every folder 10 times. Was great.

Holy shit? That's icecold. What was his reaction?

 

[Linius]

On the bed isn't it, with one getting a blowie while fucking the other one? We nicked our graphics teachers memory stick and deleted everything off it but copied lemon party into every folder 10 times. Was great.

Wasn't my lazy sunday the one with the showering guys?

 

[Wilbur]

Of course willbury could describe it in detail, I was just going to say it was old people fucking

You can always count on me

 

[Kyoufu]

If only our right was as dangerous.

We'll give you Hatem Ben Arfa for 50 million. He can play on either side.

 

[K1LLER7]

Messi scores another in the space of five minutes. Makes it look too easy.

For barca?

 

[Clegg]

On the bed isn't it, with one getting a blowie while fucking the other one? We nicked our graphics teachers memory stick and deleted everything off it but copied lemon party into every folder 10 times. Was great.

Thats just malicious.