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[Phantast2k]

Manuela proves you can be good at both.

Note to self: don't enter the thread after dark

 

[Yurt]

DailyFail :

It would be funny if the FA use "Twat isn't offensive here" to defend him.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It would be funny if the FA use "Twat isn't offensive here" to defend him.

Chelsea to hire Mumei as prosecutor.

Note to self: don't enter the thread after dark

Lets be real here, that is your desktop background now.

 

[mocolostrocolos]

FA should use 'cunt' as the standard word of definition for players they sanction.

 

[bud]

hahaha, this is incredible.

the "football for hope" board really finishes it off.

 

[Regulus Tera]

I want to punch Hernandez in the face

It's not Chicharito's fault that Ferguson has the refs bought.

 

[AndresON777]

Chelsea to hire Mumei as prosecutor.



Lets be real here, that is your desktop background now.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wow. Southampton are going to get relegated with that kind of defending.

That was just embarrassing.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

My friend did end up winning 13.5k :/ I wish I could bet cause then I could win money and shit.

 

[Kyoufu]

My friend did end up winning 13.5k :/ I wish I could bet cause then I could win money and shit.

13.5k? Wow...

 

[mocolostrocolos]

My friend did end up winning 13.5k :/ I wish I could bet cause then I could win money and shit.

You can't fake an account?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

13.5k? Wow...

You can't fake an account?

I really don't want to get in trouble :lol

 

[scently]

Who is the girl?

 

[bud]

My friend did end up winning 13.5k :/ I wish I could bet cause then I could win money and shit.

fuck, man. this shit hurts me to my inner core.

whenever i bet, illogical things happen. ;_;

except for today, but i only won 25 bucks.

 

[Slizz]

Know what I'd do with 13.5k? I'd spend a small portion of that on a legit ball. Like a match ball, I 've yet to kick one of those and I want to know that feeeeel.

 

[Messi]

Ok interrupting my GAF avoidance. I am at a party, I don't know anyone and I am drinking way too quickly because I am nervous. Entertain me.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wow. Southampton are going to get relegated with that kind of defending.

That was just embarrassing.

Jos Hooiveld was embarrasing for us in the Danish league, not sure how they thought he would ever be good enough for premier league.

 

[Slizz]

Ok interrupting my GAF avoidance. I am at a party, I don't know anyone and I am drinking way too quickly because I am nervous. Entertain me.

Stop drinking so fast, get loose and hit on womenz. Go for the one 'having the most fun'.

 

[mocolostrocolos]

Ok interrupting my GAF avoidance. I am at a party, I don't know anyone and I am drinking way too quickly because I am nervous. Entertain me.

Just hop into some random guy and show him all the money you just won

:lol

 

[Messi]

Stop drinking so fast, get loose and hit on womenz. Go for the one 'having the most fun'.

I should know these people so attempting to woo is faiorly off the cards

 

[Slizz]

I should know these people so attempting to woo is faiorly off the cards

Ah, so then get loose act like an asshole(aka Champ) and get the women to come to you. Confidence is key.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I really don't want to get in trouble :lol

WHAT THE FUUUUCK

 

[Messi]

Ah, so then get loose act like an asshole(aka Champ) and get the women to come to you. Confidence is key.

I am not a confident man in that I have none

 

[AndresON777]

Ok interrupting my GAF avoidance. I am at a party, I don't know anyone and I am drinking way too quickly because I am nervous. Entertain me.

Work up an erection and pull out your dick

Who is the girl?

Some chick from the show Luther. Don't know her real name

 

[Kyoufu]

WHAT THE FUUUUCK

If he was smart he'd add Real Madrid and Barca wins for even more cash lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

@Chivas alineará esta tarde con: Michel, Esparza, Reynoso, Perales, Ponce, Araujo, Enríquez, Hernández, Sánchez, Fabián, y Márquez.

Is that a 4-2-3-1 I see there?#doushio

 

[Sviatoslav]

I am not a confident man in that I have none

Just pretend they're kits and pick them up, one after the other

 

[Lightning]

If he was smart he'd add Real Madrid and Barca wins for even more cash lol

You cannot trust Real Madrid this season.

 

[mocolostrocolos]

Just pretend they're kits and pick them up

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Work up an erection and pull out your dick



Some chick from the show Luther. Don't know her real name

Not always a good move

 

[AndresON777]

Not always a good move

http://i.minus.com/id4iLg4WjqDPW.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

What is that from? lol awesome picture. Are those Brazilian people? Is that Fry?

 

[Kyoufu]

You cannot trust Real Madrid this season.

Eh, those were merely glitches in the matrix.

They won 5-0 today as expected.

 

[LegoArmo]

Jos Hooiveld was embarrasing for us in the Danish league, not sure how they thought he would ever be good enough for premier league.

He was crap in the SPL too.

 

[Broder Salsa]

What is that from? lol awesome picture. Are those Brazilian people? Is that Fry?

Some feminist thing last week, where he decided to pull out his cock to have hundreds of feminists raging at him. :lol

 

[KidA Seven]

I want to punch Hernandez in the face

But, why???

 

[Lightning]

Eh, those were merely glitches in the matrix.

They won 5-0 today as expected.

Unexpected glitch when Dortmund bossed them midweek?

 

[Kyoufu]

But, why???

He's pretty crap. His first touch is terrible and he only scores offside goals.

Unexpected glitch when Dortmund bossed them midweek?

Umm... Mallorca are not Dortmund. You think people don't expect Real to roflstomp a shit La Liga team?

 

[mocolostrocolos]

Unexpected glitch when Dortmund bossed them midweek?

The Dortmund loss was totally expected, tbh.

 

[AndresON777]

But, why???

Unexpected glitch when Dortmund bossed them midweek?

soooo good. Watched that again this morning.

 

[Regulus Tera]

He's pretty crap. His first touch is terrible and he only scores offside goals.

28 goals in 43 games for Mexico. Better goal average than Messi with Argentina.

 

[Slizz]

He's pretty crap. His first touch is terrible and he only scores offside goals.



Umm... Mallorca are not Dortmund. You think people don't expect Real to roflstomp a shit La Liga team?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MakH0gscMA0&feature=related


EDIT: Tried to find his first goal against Chelsea from the Community Shield game where he bounced it off his own face.

 

[LegoArmo]

I really don't want to get in trouble :lol

I stole that pic and put it on my Facebook. People are congratulating me.

 

[Regulus Tera]

THIS MOTHERFUCKING TV CRAPS OUT AT A CORNER KICK

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

 

[Kyoufu]

28 goals in 43 games for Mexico. Better goal average than Messi with Argentina.

My mom has a better goal average than Messi with Argentina.

 

[AndresON777]

28 goals in 43 games for Mexico. Better goal average than Messi with Argentina.

Not hard to do when you play in CONCALAFF

 

[Regulus Tera]

Not hard to do when you play in CONCALAFF

He has scored against Netherlands, France, Argentina, Spain, and Brazil among others. He actually does crap against CONCACAF teams. He missed like fifteen sitters versus Guyana.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I stole that pic and put it on my Facebook. People are congratulating me.

The person who won it has an account here He never posts though. Only did for the FIFA 13 tournament!

 

[MPW]

£80m? worth every penny

goal machine

 

[Regulus Tera]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

RAFA MÁRQUEZ (the attacking one, not the cunt)

 

[Yurt]

My mom has a better goal average than Messi with Argentina.

Your mom scores more than Messi? I'd like to see her in action!