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[Milchmonster]

"Rückkehr nach Berlin"?

What the hell did Götze do in Berlin that makes it worth to write about a return?

 

[ShogunDarius]

just had a papa johns pizza, 2x Chargrill Chicken, 2x Chilli Powder. AWESOME

 

[Disagree Guy]

just had a papa johns pizza, 2x Chargrill Chicken, 2x Chilli Powder. AWESOME

 

[Hixx]

That 'keeper Man United have signed is a Sunderland fan.

Another red and white behind enemy lines. Our plan to take down the top 6 from inside is coming along nicely



nobody saw that

 

[ShogunDarius]

YES MOYES


and now food coma begins

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

We bought a 17 yo Serbian goalkeeper?

We're going to win the league.

 

[KidA Seven]

United are the Nicolas Cage of commercials. They will literally do anything

might as well use Fletcher for AIDS awareness and Rooney for breast cancer.

We're whores.










Shinji with Genki Sudo

 

[Kyoufu]

He's going to a Cup Final and he still has to talk about Sunderland

He needs help.

You guys sing about Newcastle every.fucking.time.

 

[Disagree Guy]

We bought a 17 yo Serbian goalkeeper?

We're going to win the league.

Thanks Moyes

 

[kharma45]

We bought a 17 yo Serbian goalkeeper?

We're going to win the league.

Can he play CM?

 

[Hixx]

You guys sing about Newcastle every.fucking.time.

Every clubs sings about their rivals you halfwit

stop getting involved in football

you know nothing kyoufu

nothing

 

[Kyoufu]

Every clubs sings about their rivals you halfwit

stop getting involved in football

you know nothing kyoufu

nothing

You even sing the Don't Sell Cabaye song.

I don't even

 

[Hixx]

You even sing the Don't Sell Cabaye song.

I don't even

Because it was HILARIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqokfAHgGE

As is this

 

[Kyoufu]

Because it was HILARIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqokfAHgGE

As is this

:lol

To be fair, everyone, including you, thought you were going down.

Gus bus must be commended.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Because it was HILARIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqokfAHgGE

As is this

Every time they sang we gonna party, it sounded like kolo toure to me

 

[Vivalaraza]

So the FFP fines will be distributed to other clubs who have complied with FFP.

Sounds alright you know this FFP stuff.

 

[Linius]

FFP sounds like the easiest way for the Uefa to make some extra cash while also still doing nothing really about scumbag clubs. If they had the balls to do something they'd just ban those clubs from the CL and be done with it.

 

[Elchele]

So the FFP fines will be distributed to other clubs who have complied with FFP.

Sounds alright you know this FFP stuff.

Bayern getting more money. Rummenigge had it all planed

 

[Scum]

So the FFP fines will be distributed to other clubs who have complied with FFP.

Sounds alright you know this FFP stuff.

Platini FC - £9.2m

UEFA Club de futbol - £8.9m

 

[3Sixty]

Just had chips, jumbo sausage, jumbo battered sausage and a giant tub of curry sauce.

Now i can't move.

Sweating bullets.


Halp.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Anyone fancy a match on FIFA ON XB1? We should broadcast it too

 

[Blablurn]

I'm going for some Greek food tonight. At least something that will make me happy.

 

[Blablurn]

We will win tonight.

You know. I actually don't mind if Milch has something to celebrate. He was a good user.

#EchteLiebe

 

[King_Moc]

Just had chips, jumbo sausage, jumbo battered sausage and a giant tub of curry sauce.

Now i can't move.

Sweating bullets.


Halp.

Did the same last night, but with fish instead of the sausage and a couple of slices of bread for sandwich purposes. Played football for an hour immediately after. Felt like I weighed about 20 stone.

 

[Wes]

Just had chips, jumbo sausage, jumbo battered sausage and a giant tub of curry sauce.

Now i can't move.

Sweating bullets.


Halp.

Two jumbo sausages?

That's a hell of an effort.

 

[bud]

i'm actually slightly nervous.

on the hand, it's hull.
but on the other hand... it's arsenal.

it's been almost nine years...

 

[3Sixty]

This Great City games thing is pretty cool...

Two jumbo sausages?

That's a hell of an effort.

Chinese woman serving me looked a me with a balance of disdain and respect.

 

[GQman2121]

It's underdog Saturday!

Hull, Dort, and Atleti!!

Let's Go!!!

 

[Mr.Marston]

.

 

[Scum]

i'm actually slightly nervous.

on the hand, it's hull.
but on the other hand... it's arsenal.

it's been almost nine years...

Arsenal 4 - 1 Hull

 

[Vivalaraza]

United's UEFA coefficient is gonna take a hammering next season

 

[Zabojnik]

I can't get over how good Veep is.

 

[Don't Laugh]

the la liga match is the far more important match of the day

...go hull!

 

[Vivalaraza]

#PSG president Nasser Al-Khalaifi defiant over FFP measures: "We will buy the players we want." (Le Parisien).

:lol

 

[Don't Laugh]

qatar does what qatar wants

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I can't get over how good Veep is.

Iannucci is great.

Pray for me footy gaf. I am going to watch the final with two Hull fans in the American army district/red light district of Seoul. If Arsenal win, I will most likely get beat up by the two Hull fans or end up with a prostitute to help me express my joy. If we get beat then I will most likely end up getting shot by an American soldier whilst I am on a drunken rampage to find a prostitute to help me get over the utter disappointment that is being an Arsenal fan.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Peter Lim finally gets his football club, he's taken over at Valencia.

 

[D4Danger]

#PSG president Nasser Al-Khalaifi defiant over FFP measures: "We will buy the players we want." (Le Parisien).

:lol

the fine should be 10x what the player cost. there, I just solved the problem.

 

[The Atticus]

Peter Lim finally gets his football club, he's taken over at Valencia.

Not sure what to make of that.

 

[Joel Was Right]

• Morales to be paid $213 per month, in line with minimum wage
• Sport Boys say president due to make his debut in August

A first division Bolivian professional football club have signed president Evo Morales to play in midfield at a salary of $213 per month and expect the leftist leader to make his debut in August, the head of the team said on Friday.

The 54-year-old football fanatic will wear No10 for the Sport Boys team, which is based in the south-eastern province of Santa Cruz and rose to become a Division One team last year.

"He loves soccer and he plays well," Sport Boys president Mario Cronenbold told Reuters. Morales will receive a monthly paycheck in line with the impoverished South American country's minimum wage.

Cronenbold brushed off questions about Morales fitness to play professional football. "As I told the president, jokingly, we are not putting the president of Uruguay on the field," he said, referring to Uruguay's 78-year-old José Mujica. "We are contracting a person who is in very good shape and who lives soccer."

Morales has been president of Bolivia since 2006, and is favoured by the opinion polls to win re-election for a second time this year.​

 

[GQman2121]

Anyone liking Sheezus from Lily Allen?

 

[subtles]

Haha!

I'm now excited for that final.

 

[Linius]

Anyone liking Sheezus from Lily Allen?

It doesn't do much for me. Lily has always been a guilty pleasure for me but this is different from what she used to make sadly.

 

[D4Danger]

Anyone liking Sheezus from Lily Allen?

is she still pretending to be a chav?

 

[LegoArmo]

I haven't listened to Sheezus yet. Too busy listening to WHO DAT, WHO DAT, I-G-G-Y.

 

[Barzul]

Today. The since Arsenal last won a trophy jokes DIE!

 

[Salazar]

#PSG president Nasser Al-Khalaifi defiant over FFP measures: "We will buy the players we want." (Le Parisien).

:lol

I can just imagine his face

 

[The Atticus]

Today. The since Arsenal last won a trophy jokes DIE!

The 'one trophy in 9 years made only possible by Bruce' jokes begin!

 

[Mr.Marston]

Today. The since Arsenal last won a trophy jokes DIE!

:lol

 

[D4Danger]

Today. The since Arsenal last won a trophy jokes DIE!

why would you say that? it's just going to be more painful when they don't win now.