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Stan Collymore ‏@StanCoIIymore 31m
Trust me when I say this but ALL the Arsenal bashers and the #WengerOut brigade will be in hiding tomorrow. Monumental stuff happening now.

Oh my.

Holy shit it's happening:

 

[Wilbur]

Just struck me today while in the pub, Mata, Kagawa & Ozil. 3 of the best attacking players in the world and can't even get a game. Absolute madness.

If Kagawa doesn't start against Palace I'm going to murder a distant relative of David Moyes.

Every game Shinji doesn't start. I get closer. First it's an 88th cousin four times removed. Maybe the second time it's an aunt through marriage in Croatia.

The third time. Say bye to Granny, Dave.

 

[operon]

So wether you win the league, a trophy or get champions league football it doesn't matter, but a one off result does and at the same time the reasons why that result happened don't matter either. Yep you're a Liverpool fan alright.

Go home your drunk. Go cry over you'd picture of fergie with your list of injuries in your hand and your Moyes dart board

 

[Linius]

Is this guy a seven teamer? If so, you're okay Suen.

 

[Willkiller]

Don't do this to me

https://twitter.com/StanCoIIymore

It's from there, parody account

 

[Wilbur]

Is this guy a seven teamer? If so, you're okay Suen.

Supports Villa innit. Played for the others on top of Villa.

 

[Linius]

Supports Villa innit. Played for the others on top of Villa.

Oh I see now. I thought he was just some reporter dude but he's an ex player. I should go to bed, my bad :lol

 

[Timurid]

Is he the guy that got trolled by Miles and the other FM gamers?

 

[K1LLER7]

If Kagawa doesn't start against Palace I'm going to murder a distant relative of David Moyes.

Every game Shinji doesn't start. I get closer. First it's an 88th cousin four times removed. Maybe the second time it's an aunt through marriage in Croatia.

The third time. Say bye to Granny, Dave.

We're going to sign Fellani and lump the ball up to him.

#ShinjiWho

#We'regoingtowintheCL

#SirDavidMoyes

 

[omgkitty]

Is this guy a seven teamer? If so, you're okay Suen.

It's one thing to support multiple clubs, but fuck those are all in England.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

 

[ringwaldhaze]

Saw it on another forum. My bad.

He's probably just as ITK as the real Stan Collymore, though.

 

[Fry]

Liverpool on top of the table after three games looks pretty cool I must admit. Hope our Pool bros can join in for the leaugue this season, it's been too long for them.

I knew I always loved you for a reason.

 

[Wilbur]

I knew I always loved you for a reason.

Tell me you love me

 

[omgkitty]

Don't worry. Arsene himself said he might have a surprise for everyone tomorrow.

 

[doicare]

Trust you to not read Didn't you notice the second "s" in "results" in my post? That makes it plural, i.e. "more than one result". So I have no idea what you're babbling on about. Go back to whining about creativity when you've just lost, it's entertaining

Go home your drunk. Go cry over you'd picture of fergie with your list of injuries in your hand and your Moyes dart board

I was originally responding to a deluded Liverpool fan who said that Liverpool 'slapped' United today when the fact is Liverpool were outplayed by United. It's the same old story, lesser teams than United fluke a result then cling on to it because they know at the end of the season they're not going to have much else to cheer about.

 

[Linius]

I knew I always loved you for a reason.

I like most of the EPL clubs. But I always thought it's kinda sad that a big club like Pool didn't really compete for the title for so long. It will be good to see them back at the top.

I was originally responding to a deluded Liverpool fan who said that Liverpool 'slapped' United today when the fact is Liverpool were outplayed by United. It's the same old story, lesser teams than United fluke a result then cling on to it because they know at the end of the season they're not going to have much else to cheer about.

You're truly something :lol

 

[Fry]

Tell me you love me

I love you besides our taste being so different, and our sex not being great anymore.

maybe someday you can be my Kardashian again

 

[Dibbz]

#FreeCesc

It's happening.

 

[flippedb]

Wow I'm finally meeting the other WP user, what a coincidence that we're both Milan fans too.

I like Frank. You're cool, Frank.

 

[Yen]

The absence of Balotelli is inexcusable. So far, he has scored 13 goals in 15 Serie A matches, plus a few assists. He has a 100% penalty-kick record and is fucking badass.

Sturridge > Balotelli

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Don't worry. Arsene himself said he might have a surprise for everyone tomorrow.

I want to believe.

I mean, not spending a single penny on new signings can't possibly happen, can it? Especially with all the fans screaming for new players.

 

[flippedb]

Sturridge > Balotelli

Milan Balotelli > other Balotellis.

 

[Fry]

Sturridge > Balotelli

Sturridge is the best black and best english player alive.

 

[omgkitty]

I want to believe.

I mean, not spending a single penny on new signings can't possibly happen, can it? Especially with all the fans screaming for new players.

I do too, but I do think the greatest thing that could ever happen is us not to spend any money on new players and then us win the league. Would be absolutely apeshit. Would never happen though. I think it's a given we'll sign at least one person.

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

#FreeCesc

It's happening.

Don't toy with my emotions.

 

[omgkitty]

I still think it's hilarious that anyone ever seriously thought that Cesc would go to United. I mean the man cried when he left Arsenal. Seriously doubt he would come back to the PL and go anywhere else besides Arsenal.

 

[Linius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVdY0zAcdAQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Why didn't I see this yet? :lol

 

[hiroshawn]

Can't sleep. Waiting on Wenger to show us our new signings.

 

[Dibbz]

dat steward

 

[Salvadora]

 

[Fry]

Spot the odd man.

 

[flippedb]

Is there a good place to buy jerseys that offers free worldwide shipping?

 

[Batigol]

Spot the odd man.

Balls of steel

 

[Slizz]

dat steward

Spot the odd man.

Both of these are good :lol

 

[Randdalf]

Demba Na signing for Madrid?

 

[Yen]

Spot the odd man.

Bill Kenwright doesn't know where his loyalty lies.

 

[omgkitty]

.

 

[operon]

I was originally responding to a deluded Liverpool fan who said that Liverpool 'slapped' United today when the fact is Liverpool were outplayed by United. It's the same old story, lesser teams than United fluke a result then cling on to it because they know at the end of the season they're not going to have much else to cheer about.

Sky must be cheap for you, as you only watch one team. Your a crap troll an anti fan. You only post in here after united lose moaning about injuries and posting crap and drivel. Your an embarrassment to united GAF and the sooner you get banned the happier we all will be. We would welcome the frog back if we could get rid of u

 

[Dibbz]

Wish the Rooney transfer was still on. What happened to him? Why was he not playing today?

 

[Linius]

I've watched that Wenger parady twice now. It's so good :lol

 

[omgkitty]

Wish the Rooney transfer was still on. What happened to him? Why was he not playing today?

Head injury in training.

 

[Willkiller]

Tomorrow is going to be so much fun on here hahaha

 

[Slizz]

Head injury in training.

Seems likes its more of a gash that needed stitches rather than a concussion or something. Slightly more positive.

 

[PaulLFC]

I was originally responding to a deluded Liverpool fan who said that Liverpool 'slapped' United today when the fact is Liverpool were outplayed by United. It's the same old story, lesser teams than United fluke a result then cling on to it because they know at the end of the season they're not going to have much else to cheer about.

This seems to be a "fact" you've conjoured up in your head, echoed by nobody else. Good work

 

[kharma45]

Tomorrow is going to be so much fun on here hahaha

Clegg may implode.

 

[doicare]

Sky must be cheap for you, as you only watch one team. Your a crap troll an anti fan. You only post in here after united lose moaning about injuries and posting crap and drivel. Your an embarrassment to united GAF and the sooner you get banned the happier we all will be. We would welcome the frog back if we could get rid of u

Uh huh because Liverpool fans saying Liverpool slapped United today isn't trolling or an embarrassment to their fans....

This seems to be a "fact" you've conjoured up in your head, echoed by nobody else. Good work

The match stats say so. Keep trying.

 

[PaulLFC]

The match stats say so. Keep trying.

The match stats say Liverpool 1 Manchester United 0

 

[Lambda Pie]

Uh huh because Liverpool fans saying Liverpool slapped United today isn't trolling or an embarrassment to their fans....

The match stats say so. Keep trying.

 

[Linius]

Amazing gif :lol

Off to bed, later fellas.