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[Baconsaurus Rex]

Our squad desperately needs a player with an Umlaut in his name.

 

[dc89]

 

[bjaelke]

Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews
Man United have denied that they have entered the chase for Mesut Ozil, but Sky sources understand contact has been made: #SkyDeadlineDay

They just wont back down.

 

[Eanan]

A few Twitter pages suggesting Chelsea have made an approach for Khedira.

 

[Salvadora]

Wait, Arsenal are gonna go through the season with 3 CBs? None of the full backs seems to have much experience there either, am I missing something?

Sagna can do a gud un' there.

 

[inHallways]

Wait, Arsenal are gonna go through the season with 3 CBs? None of the full backs seems to have much experience there either, am I missing something?

Sagna will cover at CB and Flamini can play RB if needed.

Well, that appears to be Wenger's plan at least...

 

[Salazar]

Wait, Arsenal are gonna go through the season with 3 CBs? None of the full backs seems to have much experience there either, am I missing something?

Iron-cocked possession from the midfield.

 

[Linius]

Give me some new players Overmars.

 

[TheLucifer]

no way

but tancredi

BBC Sport. I should've known better.

I know there is, like, 0% chance of it happening, but I want Kakà to regain atleast some of his old form.

I've been watching some videos of his 6 years with us.

Goddamn he was good. And fast. Really fast.

 

[Manager]

Sagna can do a gud un' there.

Sagna will cover at CB and Flamini can play RB if needed.

Well, that appears to be Wenger's plan at least...

Alright, thanks. It's weird how Arsenal have such loaded midfield but so light at defense and strikers... and now they go after Ozil...

 

[Freewheelin']

Liverpool have signed Moses.

 

[Salazar]

Moses announced.

You swift little bastard freewheelin

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

You're doing it wrong Victor. You'll never fit in.

 

[Alpende]

Liverpool have signed Moses.

On loan right?

 

[Da DreadLord]

No leaning for loanees

 

[TheLucifer]

Mediaset: Milan and Napoli could swap Zaccardo and Cannavaro.

Can't be worse than Zaccardo, I guess. Still, I'd prefer Astori.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I wonder how old Moses really is.

 

[spidye]

any arsenal fan wants a Özil-avatar for Ö-Day?

 

[Tc91]

He will lean soon they just need to find a spot where no one else has done it.

 

[Gareth Bale]

You're doing it wrong Victor. You'll never fit in.

He's making the DreamWorks face

 

[panty]

 

[kharma45]

Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews
Man United have denied that they have entered the chase for Mesut Ozil, but Sky sources understand contact has been made: #SkyDeadlineDay

They just wont back down.

Sky just want people to lump on some bets.

 

[Barzul]

Please football gods, let the Ozil transfer go through.

 

[rvy]

Alien looking motherfucker.

Gonna be a total bust.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

BBC Sport. I should've known better.

I've been watching some videos of his 6 years with us.

Goddamn he was good. And fast. Really fast.

Kaka in AC Milan was such a good player. He was styling all over Manchester United in the rain during one match. He look by far the best player on the pitch, eclipsing Cristiano Ronaldo.

I really thought he would be better than CR7 in Real Madrid at one point.

 

[Freewheelin']

On loan right?

Yes.

 

[Wes]

Arsenal "confident" about landing Ozil according to Sky Radio.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's great that Arsenal are chasing Ozil and Di Maria. How blind to your deficiencies can you be? It's almost like not signing a CM for nearly a decade.

 

[justjohn]

See you in england in two years time with your monkey tails behind your back.

 

[TheLucifer]

Mediaset: Milan and Napoli could swap Zaccardo and Cannavaro.

Can't be worse than Zaccardo, I guess. Still, I'd prefer Astori.

Aaaand Sky dismisses the rumor.

I still want my CB Galliani, get to Cagliari asap.

Kaka in AC Milan was such a good player. He was styling all over Manchester United in the rain during one match. He look by far the best player on the pitch, eclipsing Cristiano Ronaldo.

I really thought he would be better than CR7 in Real Madrid at one point.

That was his best year, he played perfectly in the CL (wasn't that great in the Serie A to be honest), nobody could do anything to top him. He was great in the Old Trafford game as well, scoring one of his best goal with our shirt.

 

[justjohn]

Whats the point of that transfer thread anyway? Cant we just discuss everything here?

 

[Carbonox]

New Breaking Bad episode is a bit

Spoiler

dull. Calm before the storm and all that though, I guess.

 

[Barzul]

It's great that Arsenal are chasing Ozil and Di Maria. How blind to your deficiencies can you be? It's almost like not signing a CM for nearly a decade.

Well we signed Flamini lol. And for all that's been said, we had an incredible defensive record last season, second best in the league I think and we're also pushing for a striker it seems, so deficiencies covered.

 

[Messi]

Boss called me into the office this morning. Figured I was in deep shit.

Gives me a plunger.

Dis Fuckin lad

 

[Zabojnik]

Not sure why we needed a separate thread, but okay. United and Arsenal to be crowned kings of the transfer season before the day is over, just as I predicted a month ago.

Boss called me into the office this morning. Figured I was in deep shit.

Gives me a plunger.

Dis Fuckin lad

Amazing. So I take it your toilet problems are public knowledge?

 

[rvy]

Boss called me into the office this morning. Figured I was in deep shit.

Gives me a plunger.

Dis Fuckin lad

Did you shave it?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Hahahahahahaha I'm doing it!!

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 25s

ARSENAL'S BID FOR OZIL HAS BEEN OUTBID BY PSG 2 MINUTES AGO!

 

[panty]

A separate thread? Who's idea was that, that's stupid.

 

[Walshy]

PSG going for Ozil.

We should go for Lavezzi or Pastore (wont happen but still).

 

[kharma45]

Not sure why we needed a separate thread, but okay. United and Arsenal to be crowned kings of the transfer season before the day is over, just as I predicted a month ago.

There is another thread? Fuck it, this is the only one to me.

 

[Wes]

TANC!

 

[Steverulez]

A bit upset that SSN aren't perched outside Cobham. Not really been there on deadline day since Torres/Luiz day

 

[Messi]

Not sure why we needed a separate thread, but okay. United and Arsenal to be crowned kings of the transfer season before the day is over, just as I predicted a month ago.



Amazing. So I take it your toilet problems are public knowledge?

It seems the toilet was not unblocked so he knew . Found it funny too. Told me to leave it in my locker for future

 

[Feorax]

TANC!

CAPTAAAAAIIIIINNN....

....BUUUULLLLSHIIIIIIIIIT!

 

[rvy]

Why the fuck would PSG want Mesut? Cavani and God can handle business by themselves.

Zlatan <3.

 

[TheLucifer]

Kakà doing an interview before leaving Madrid this morning.

I don't really care what he's saying ("I'm happy, I wanted to come back, I'll wear the shirt #22, blah blah" nothing really important), the thing that really bugs me is the fact that he doesn't move his lips when he talks. He just smiles and words come out of his mouth.

He should be a ventriloquist once he retires.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Just according to Sky Italy.

(Translator note: Sky Italy means bullshit)

 

[Alpende]

There are a shitton of commercials in that Skysports Transfer Deadline programme.

 

[Manager]

BBC:. "
We've been asked how much money Southampton will make from the Gareth Bale transfer.
The answer is absolutely nothing.
Saints did have a 25% sell-on clause in the deal to sell Bale to Tottenham, but is was renegotiated when the south-coast club were in deep financial trouble.
As part of the new deal, Saints got Spurs goalkeeper Tommy Forecast.
Daniel Levy is some sort of arch-negotiator."

Omg.

 

[Eanan]

Hahahahahahaha I'm doing it!!

This guy

So reliable.