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[Scum]

Lukaku to Everton could be good.

On loan?

 

[ATF487]

The player's agent says Chelsea have turned down offers from Spurs and Arsenal for the player to join on loan but have accepted another from an unnamed Premier League club but he will only go to one in European competition.

Ba to Swansea/!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

 

[brokenbeans]

West Brom with the sausage and chips.

 

[cremino]

Apparently Steve Clarke will only let Shane Long go to Hull if West Brom are able to land Anichebe AND Sessegnon.

 

[Wes]

Everton enquiring about Lukaku on loan hmmmm

 

[Freewheelin']

hOW MANY HOURS LEFT

2 hours and 15 mins.

 

[Mr Cola]

Holy shit the bbc rundown of the Herrera signing, it comes down to

"Well Man United will hope the taxman wont care about his cut and they will get away with it"

Now I am no Lawyer but that single handedly has to be the stupidest assumption you can make "I hope the taxman doesnt notice"

D:

 

[Scum]

hOW MANY HOURS LEFT

About 3 and a quarter hours.

 

[Fergie]

 

[Arnie]

The City Talk show is great fun. Well in Neil & the lads.

North London coverage next.

Tuning straight back in after Breaking Bad, was brilliant before.

Also had a Nandos to sustain myself for a few hours of muppetry.

Everton are dumb fucks for even think about negotiating for Anichebe. Lad is really good.

 

[Fry]

2 hours and 15 mins.

U SHITTING ME!:!:!:!:!???????????

 

[Mastadon]

If Lukaku seriously goes to Everton and we're not interested, I don't even know. WTF he was one of the best strikers in the league last season.

Chelsea are extremely unlikely to loan him to Arsenal.

 

[omgkitty]

2 hours and 15 mins.

It's 3 hours not 2.

 

[kharma45]

On loan?

Yes

 

[Clegg]

brb gonna go die now.

Tom Coast ‏@sardinetrawler 2m

AS reporter says he’s been told that #MUFC have apparently left without paying Herrera’s clause because of a bureaucratic problem.

 

[cremino]

hOW MANY HOURS LEFT

A bit more than 3 hours for the Epl, 2 hours for Serie A

 

[Lucius86]

Ozil deal done apparently. 5 years, wearing the number 9 shirt.

 

[Scum]

Holy shit the bbc rundown of the Herrera signing, it comes down to

"Well Man United will hope the taxman wont care about his cut and they will get away with it"

Now I am no Lawyer but that single handedly has to be the stupidest assumption you can make "I hope the taxman doesnt notice"

D:

What th-?!

 

[Arnie]

brb gonna go die now.

LOL

BUREAUCRATS PLS

Ozil deal done apparently. 5 years, wearing the number 9 shirt.

Fucking brilliant signing.

 

[Freewheelin']

It's 3 hours not 2.

I thought it closed at 11pm?


Nvm I am awful at maths :lol

 

[justjohn]

"

@sardinetrawler: AS reporter says he’s been told that #MUFC have apparently left without paying Herrera’s clause because of a bureaucratic problem."

Hahaha

 

[Mr Cola]

brb gonna go die now.

So you're telling me our grand plan to buy a cm on the last day in the most complicated of manners has failed?

Well, its all part of the learning curveraherghaerk; aeyrou fucking pieces of shit waiting fucking 2 months to obuy a CM and then giving yourselves 24 fucking ours to awoefhei;aruah;drhae;riae;r

 

[Wilbur]

I thought it closed at 11pm?

jesus christ dean

 

[Arnie]

I thought it closed at 11pm?

It's only 8 now, pal.

Three hours to go. Three glorious hours.

 

[Feorax]

Ozil deal done apparently. 5 years, wearing the number 9 shirt.

Bit harsh on Podolski that...

 

[ringwaldhaze]

Ozil deal done apparently. 5 years, wearing the number 9 shirt.

Hope it's a five-year contract. Then we'll get some money back when he decides he's too good for us in a few years.

 

[Stark]

brb gonna go die now.

holy crap, lol.

 

[Walshy]

brb gonna go die now.

#basedwoodward

 

[Fry]

jesus christ dean

:lol

 

[omgkitty]

Ozil deal done apparently. 5 years, wearing the number 9 shirt.

That's Podolski's number. It would probably 23 seeing as that's what he was at Madrid before moving to the 10.

 

[Wilbur]

This QPR bird is hot, Gail Davis. Me like her eyes and her skin colour and her hair. Me want to go boom boom in her burger.

 

[brokenbeans]

Fucking ell clegg!

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Bit harsh on Podolski that...

Would be funnier since Podolski was hyping it up.

 

[El_Presidente]

So who plays the second half after Ozil get tired and needs to be subbed? I guess just move Santi to the middle

 

[Scum]

Ozil deal done apparently. 5 years, wearing the number 9 shirt.

Isn't that Podolski's shirt number?

 

[Wes]

United should get a Basque sponsor.

 

[Salvadora]

Chelsea are extremely unlikely to loan him to Arsenal.

They loaned us Benayoun before.

It isn't unprecedented.

 

[Mr Cola]

https://twitter.com/English_AS

Man Utd's reps have just left the LFP offices without leaving Herrera's buy-out clause, apparently they need to sort out more paperwork.

Optimistic?

PLEASE

OPTIMISM PLEASE

 

[brokenbeans]

They have pizza!

 

[Freewheelin']

Ozil has the number 11.

#IAMITK

 

[anthonyOA]

Congrats on Ozil, Arsenal.

 

[Lucius86]

Isn't that Podolski's shirt number?

Yep, I'm having a go at my housemate (die-hard Arsenal fan) for not picking that one up. Mug.

 

[TheLucifer]

Are you sure they are your supporters?

That would be a pretty great replacement, tbh.

Yes

Spoiler

no

.

I was hoping for some noise in Via Turati today re: we're still missing a CB, but apparently getting Kakà is enough for somebody.

 

[Scum]

https://twitter.com/English_AS



Optimistic?

PLEASE

OPTIMISM PLEASE

Woodward, pls. You'll give Cleff a heart attack. :'(

 

[90TilInfinity]

Kike Marin claiming the Ozil deal is €42m + €3m in add ons. So £35.5m rising to £38m...

 

[NHale]

If I remember correctly from Javi Martinez last year it has to be the player to pay the release clause in person not the club that his paying for it.

And he also has to pay the tax liabilities which are higher than usual because of extra Basque tax.

 

[Clegg]

Herrera crisis averted for the next 3 hours.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

If we get rid of Ba and Lukaku then surely we would need to bring another striker in cause we can't go a whole season with two strikers again!

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Ozil is not happening

#WelcomeViviano and that's it for Arsenal

Spoiler

pls

 

[Tim the Wiz]

brb gonna go die now.

There's still time yet.