Football Thread 2013/14 |OT5| Levy to Woodward "You're nobody. Pass me the ball"

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Snag with the Herrera dead for technical reasons, aka Bilbao stalling the f*** out of this. Smart by then, they don't want to sell and Woodward is just a stumbling idiot. We put in a bid on friday, Atletico tell us to screw off unless we pay the release clause. Woodward and Moyes instead of activating the clause later on Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday for fuck sake wait till a couple hours before transfer deadline.

Now reports with Fellaini are ok you want him, pay us over 25 million pounds, so United at the very least gonna have to over pay the 23.5 million pounds they could have paid back in god dam June or July and had it all settled and get him working with the team in pre-season.

Who the fuck is woodward and where did we fucking find him? Piece of shit he is. Bring back David Gill
 
Snag with the Herrera dead for technical reasons, aka Bilbao stalling the f*** out of this. Smart by then, they don't want to sell and Woodward is just a stumbling idiot. We put in a bid on friday, Atletico tell us to screw off unless we pay the release clause. Woodward and Moyes instead of activating the clause later on Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday for fuck sake wait till a couple hours before transfer deadline.
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We are not stalling the deal.. there is no deal to stall.

Pay the clause, that's it. You guys don't need to talk to us at all
 
This retweet popped up on my timeline:

G.Neville ‏@GNev2 31 Aug 12
What the transfer deadline gives you is a clear indication of which are the badly run football clubs!!!
 
GB18. The scourge of United.

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"Arsenal have completed the signing of Mesut Ozil from Real Madrid for £42.5M, plus bonuses for trophies, bringing the overall fee to £42.5M."
 
AS saying there are suspicions that united may have "changed their minds" about Herrera, ie they didn't have a fucking clue about the tax and are bow too cheap to stump up the extra cash.
 
Moyes and Woodward in a Manchester office. Ed's laptop has run out of battery ("I told you to stop playing Peggle" say David). Dozens of chargers are tangled up in a ball. Woody and Moysey have until 11pm to untangle the chargers and sign players.

Meanwhile, Brendan and Kolo are at a dinner, chugging martinis. "One day, says Brendan, "this'll all be yours."

Yeah alright that was fucking great
 
when will this shit stain just fuck off.

wooden, why don't you take him.

His move was dependent on us getting a striker in. Doesn't look like that is happening so would be daft to let him go and leave only Giroud, Sonogo, Akpom.
 
AS saying there are suspicions that united may have "changed their minds" about Herrera, ie they didn't have a fucking clue about the tax and are bow too cheap to stump up the extra cash.
Fucking hell. Woodward is out of a job.
 
AS saying there are suspicions that united may have "changed their minds" about Herrera, ie they didn't have a fucking clue about the tax and are bow too cheap to stump up the extra cash.

Amazing if true. Us and midfielders. You just can't make this shit up.
 
Moyes and Woodward.

But Woodward is a Glazer appointment. All this haggling over a couple of extra million is a farce and due to the Glazers not wanting to spend too much. They have fleeced this club ever since they took over. Andersred was right. Naughty God was right. Noal is right.

Has anyone a tissue for a sad fellow?

Am cry.
 
Snag with the Herrera dead for technical reasons, aka Bilbao stalling the f*** out of this. Smart by then, they don't want to sell and Woodward is just a stumbling idiot. We put in a bid on friday, Atletico tell us to screw off unless we pay the release clause. Woodward and Moyes instead of activating the clause later on Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday for fuck sake wait till a couple hours before transfer deadline.

Now reports with Fellaini are ok you want him, pay us over 25 million pounds, so United at the very least gonna have to over pay the 23.5 million pounds they could have paid back in god dam June or July and had it all settled and get him working with the team in pre-season.
You don't need time for him to settle when it will amount to De Gea hoofing it to Fellaini.
 
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