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[Yurt]

Guys what's going on

This can't be happening

Wilbury HELP ME make sense of this

 

[SHarris78]

QPR confirm they have signed Tom Carroll and Benoit Assout-Ekotto from Tottenham. Both join up with former manager Harry Redknapp on season-long loans.

At 23:02, classic Harry!

 

[Vivalaraza]

To the wrong fudging club? I just... what... I...

Yep, the player went to Porto in the end, forgot his name.

 

[Fry]

Fuck transfer muppetry, I only end up with empty hands.

The new Arctic Monkeys is there, let's enjoy that instead.

for real?

 

[MrPing1000]

"He's like a new signing"

 

[Stark]

Tony Barrett @TonyBarretTimes
Unbelievable. Hearing Fellaini to United will NOT happen due to a fault in United's fax machine.

LOL

 

[kharma45]

Let's just ask Phil Neville to come out of retirement, bring Scholes back AGAIN and see if we can get Nicky Powell back.

In all seriousness, if we can still nab Felliani it'll be at least some sort of positive. Dire that we've paid more than his clause but.

 

[Wes]

Tony Barrett @TonyBarretTimes
Unbelievable. Hearing Fellaini to United will NOT happen due to a fault in United's fax machine.

 

[Clegg]

Willkiller just merked a lot of posters.

 

[Broder Salsa]

ban.me.now

Atticus Forrest
Banned
(Today, 09:07 PM)


:lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Fuck transfer muppetry, I only end up with empty hands.

The new Arctic Monkeys is there, let's enjoy that instead.

WAIT

Really? This day couldn't possibly end any better

 

[Salvadora]

McCarthy for £30m?!?!?! What the flying fuck

 

[Coldnoodle]

Spoof account for the Fax thing

Atticus NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[bud]

No need for Man U fans to buy Fifa 14 it seems

hahaha, this day has been too good.

 

[Meier]

Still an hour for them to get things sorted out possibly.

 

[Scum]

Will, pls.

 

[spidye]

everything feels so unreal


is this real life?

 

[Linius]

for real?

 

[sestrugen]

>2013

>late loan bid

> MU


so happy we got Ozil

 

[Arnie]

Fellaini has signed for United.

Good signing.

 

[DKehoe]

Its a fake tweet read the username carefully.

Should have noticed this but going by how Man Utd were handling things it didn't seem impossible.

 

[Willkiller]

that was fun.

 

[Mr.Marston]

ban.me.now

What happened.

Was he being serious?

 

[ringwaldhaze]

Anyone fill me in on some of more notable transfers around Europe? Atletico have signed Guilavogui and Monaco Kondogbia.

 

[Clegg]

Yep, the player went to Porto in the end, forgot his name.

Quintero?

He's really fucking good too.

 

[Jarnet87]

Tony Barrett @TonyBarretTimes
Unbelievable. Hearing Fellaini to United will NOT happen due to a fault in United's fax machine.

 

[bud]

a late loan bid for contrao

I just

I just

I just

A late loan bid

Manchester United

fucking hell.

united supporters, this is your future. ;_;

 

[kharma45]

Felliani for £27.5m.

27.5

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

 

[panty]

Yes pls loan out Cuntrao pls

 

[Hixx]

£28m for Fellaini

I am dying

 

[SHarris78]

McCarthy for £30m?!?!?! What the flying fuck

The offer was around £13m apparently.

 

[Messi]

Tony Barrett @TonyBarretTimes
Unbelievable. Hearing Fellaini to United will NOT happen due to a fault in United's fax machine.

OMG If this is true I might die.

 

[Tc91]

Tony Barrett @TonyBarretTimes
Unbelievable. Hearing Fellaini to United will NOT happen due to a fault in United's fax machine.

Goodbye.

 

[Meier]

Fellaini has signed for United.

Good signing.

Bummer. Was really hopeful that wouldn't pan out but at least it sounds like no Baines too. Fellaini is gonna be great for them. :|

 

[Freewheelin']

Where did Bernard go in the end?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Quintero?

He's really fucking good too.

Yeah that's the one.

Yeah apparently we wanted him but Wooders sent the bid to the wrong club. I thought it was fucking crazy when I first heard it, now I'm less sure lol.

 

[nampad]

It has happened before. In Germany. In Cologne.

Stop remembering me of Choupo-Moting.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Where did Bernard go in the end?

Fucking Shakhtar.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Goodbye.

:lol best response

 

[kharma45]

Yeah that's the one.

Yeah apparently we wanted him but Wooders sent the bid to the wrong club. I thought it was fucking crazy when I first heard it, now I'm less sure lol.

Judging by the last two months I would well believe it now.

 

[ShogunX]

From RAWK.

 

[LTWheels]

Always enjoy tuning into SSN when Natalie Sawyer is on.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

100% agree

"Ed Woodward must be fired by Manchester United immediately," says the least sweary email of the night on the subject, this one from Peter Holland. "For three reasons: one, he has failed in his most basic task - to strengthen the squad. Secondly he has severely damaged the reputation of the club with armature bidding strategies. Thirdly, if Moyes is to have any chance of succeeding he cannot be tarnished by the summer fiasco. Woodward most take sole responsibility."

From RAWK.

Ask them how their last memory of winning the PL feels like. Oh wait.

 

[Zabojnik]

Relax, he signed. He must have, right?

 

[JonnyBrad]

They paid more than his release clause in July?

Surely someone is getting fired?!?!

 

[EliCash]

Please tell me Mata's still at Chelsea.

 

[Linius]

Damn, this thread moves faster than during match days right now.

You muppets

 

[Messi]

WHAT IS HAPPENING, ITS MADNESS. ASSO EKOCCO IS GONE TO QPR. OZIL DONE! SUAREZ STAYS. NOM NOM NOM

 

[K1LLER7]

£28m

£28m

Oh well. New signing

 

[Willkiller]

Bwahaha ha ha

:LOOOOOOOOL

I AM DEAD IF THIS IS TRUE

HAHAAHAHHHA

What the fuck :lol

Oh my fucking GOD

Fax machines required to do million pound transfers. Ridiculous.

...you have to be kidding

oh come on, that has to be bullshit. it's just pathetic now.

fax machine? Fergie where are thou

#DEAD

hahahahahahahahahahaha

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

LOL

OMG If this is true I might die.

Goodbye.