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[nemesun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkSvLMt5ri4

please perform cpr on me or i will die

Haha, this is fucking great.

 

[K1LLER7]

FEDERRER OUT OF US OPEN :O

 

[Lunchbox]

This is Woodward's United.

We laughed at DC and Marwood, this is what we get.

Don't think CM/DM is Fellani's best position but it'll have to work. Marwan n Carrick partnership could work, but it'll be a slow midfield.

you don't need a midfield when you go route 1. he is #9 for a reason

--carrick-cleverley
Zaha-fatcunt-rvp
-------fellai9i

 

[RibbedHero]

higuain.

I'd rather have higuain over ozil.

Lololololololol

I'd rather have Sanogo than Higuain

Spoiler

just as crazy a statement

 

[Linius]

FEDERRER OUT OF US OPEN :O

Federer should just retire with glory. He's never gonna win another grand slam and it won't be too long before he'll drop out of the top 10.

 

[Salvadora]

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Now Google now thinks I am an Arsenal fan

Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.

 

[kharma45]

Now Google now thinks I am an Arsenal fan



Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.

hahaha it always does that to me. Shows me scores for everyone but United.

 

[Lunchbox]

so you're implying Madrid is dicking them both?

 

[Dibbz]

FEDERRER OUT OF US OPEN :O

No surprise. Murry psychologically destroyed him after that Olympics win.

 

[FlyingTeacup]

Then you're fucking barmy. Higauin over Ozil? Don't be daft.

remember veron? torres? etc, etc. You'd be surprised. Football's funny business.

I was called that as well when I suggested arsene should get a proper goalie.

 

[nemesun]

FEDERRER OUT OF US OPEN :O

This day can't get any better. C'mon Murray!

 

[nemesun]

Now Google now thinks I am an Arsenal fan



Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.

Welcome to Arsenal, mate.

 

[panty]

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

 

[kharma45]

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

Incredible.

 

[Messi]

She is stunning

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

This is just too much

 

[Dibbz]

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

You'd think phones or the internet do not exist in the world of football anymore with all the faxing and shit that goes on but damn, couldn't someone pick up the phone and clear it up? Guess Wudwudwud was busy lol

 

[cremino]

This day can't get any better. C'mon Murray!

Djokovic and Nadal are the bigger threats

 

[Vivalaraza]

sounds good get much stick about United at the weekend?

I didn't even get that far last year, buggered up the verbal test. Made it to the PwC assessment centre out of the two that i applied for, so hoping this time round i can use my experience from both to get to the interview. It was a marginal fail in logical reasoning that held me back with PwC last time around. CS also has a job coming up related to my degree so there is that along with all the other grad schemes that are opening up. Civil service is still what i really want though but its a long wait i did make it. PwC for instance starts in the spring.

Ah okay, well if you get to etray drop me a PM the report they gave me is quite detailed as to what they're looking for so I can give you some decent hints I think!

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

Hahahahahaha.

What on earth.

 

[MPW]

so who do you guys think will get 4th spot now? spurs or arsenal?

 

[K1LLER7]

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

Abysmal transfer window.

End up with the a player we could have signed a week into the window opening, at a cheaper price!

 

[Dibbz]

She is stunning

Really? Maybe the body but she looks dumb as bricks.

 

[Wilbur]

so who do you guys think will get 4th spot now? spurs or arsenal?

1. liverpool
2. spurs
3. arsenal
4. city
5. chelsea
6. norwich
7. everton
8. united

 

[Linius]

Pfft with this new Monkeys album I really need a new gig date. Please deliver.

 

[kharma45]

Ah okay, well if you get to etray drop me a PM the report they gave me is quite detailed as to what they're looking for so I can give you some decent hints I think!.

Thanks Viva, appreciate that random girl i met on the train give me some hints for the PwC one on what to look for in it. Really helped my report, made me feel less pressured as i could focus on structure rather than panicking on what info to look at. Also helps they use the same report every single year.

 

[bonesmccoy]

West Brom signed Sessegnon.

Lukaku + Long vs Sessegnon + Anichebe. >_>

 

[MPW]

Really? Maybe the body but she looks dumb as bricks.

this

who is the hottest girl on sky?

 

[GHG]

We'll be back for Suarez in January of all goes well for us in the CL and if Liverpool drop off the pace in the PL.

-----------------Arteta-----------
-----------Wilshire---------------
Theo-------Ozil-------Cazorla
-----------Suarez----------------

Will be glorious.

 

[Salvadora]

so you're implying Madrid is dicking them both?

Say my name

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

I don't think I can handle anymore.

 

[Tc91]

Sounds from Side Lowe that the 'imposters' were our retained Spanish lawyers and that someone didn't realise they were working for us and got scared and thought there was some sort of fraud happening.

You couldn't make it up.

The sad part about it

Daniel Taylor ‏@DTguardian 2h
Everything was in place - shirt number, announcement etc - but not the money

He's the exact type of player we need and we just dick about over it. I think we should all just accept that United aren't going to sign a top quality CM. Ever.

Guy on TalkSport stumped Jason Cundy and Andy Goldstein before when he asked them name the last TOP QUALITY midfielder United bought (you can't include Ronaldo cause he was a kid when we bought him)

They brought up Hargreaves but decided he wasn't top quality and classed Carrick as a decent PL player not world class.

Last top quality midfielder we bought? Roy Keane in 1993.

 

[Dibbz]

this

who is the hottest girl on sky?

Take your pick. lol when you see it.

 

[RibbedHero]

this

who is the hottest girl on sky?

That girl at Gillingham today was bang tidy.

 

[PaulLFC]

this

who is the hottest girl on sky?

Kate Riley.

 

[Rhaegar]

We'll be back for Suarez in January of all goes well for us in the CL and if Liverpool drop off the pace in the PL.

-----------------Arteta-----------
-----------Wilshire---------------
Theo-------Ozil-------Cazorla
-----------Suarez----------------

Will be glorious.

Great, now I have to change my underpants. Thanks.

 

[KidA Seven]

How to fix current United:
1. Play Fabio or Valencia at rb
2. Play nani as a right winger
3. Play Shinji behind the striker
4. Play Rooney on the wing
5. Don't play Young or Giggs
6. Give Januzaj some game time
7. If losing, play Chicha
8. Give Fabio minutes as a lb

 

[Lightning]

We'll be back for Suarez in January of all goes well for us in the CL and if Liverpool drop off the pace in the PL.

-----------------Arteta-----------
-----------Wilshire---------------
Theo-------Ozil-------Cazorla
-----------Suarez----------------

Will be glorious.

Nah mate. With Madrid in the mix we don't stand a chance at that no matter what Liverpool's position is.

Wait until Liverpool bleed money out of Madrid then steal Benzema!

Based levy helped us a ton with that Bale transfer. Thanks for the assistance Spurs.

 

[K1LLER7]

So, best buy of the window?

I'm going with Bale. Expect him to have a great season.

Eto'o will do well too.

 

[Best]

so who do you guys think will get 4th spot now? spurs or arsenal?

Everyone seems to be ignoring the glaring holes still in Arsenal's squad.

 

[Linius]

Take your pick. lol when you see it.

Wait what, does Sky just contract a bunch of models to say things on the air?

 

[GHG]

The sad part about it

Daniel Taylor ‏@DTguardian 2h
Everything was in place - shirt number, announcement etc - but not the money

He's the exact type of player we need and we just dick about over it. I think we should all just accept that United aren't going to sign a top quality CM. Ever.

Guy on TalkSport stumped Jason Cundy and Andy Goldstein before when he asked them name the last TOP QUALITY midfielder United bought (you can't include Ronaldo cause he was a kid when we bought him)

They brought up Hargreaves but decided he wasn't top quality and classed Carrick as a decent PL player not world class.

Last top quality midfielder we bought? Roy Keane in 1993.

Veron.

 

[MPW]

you know what to do bale, you need to help us win CL

 

[Wilbur]

Veron was the last top quality midfielder we bought, just didn't work out.

 

[Willkiller]

Right, transfer window has closed.

It's final league prediction time.

 

[Dibbz]

We'll be back for Suarez in January of all goes well for us in the CL and if Liverpool drop off the pace in the PL.

-----------------Arteta-----------
-----------Wilshire---------------
Theo-------Ozil-------Cazorla
-----------Suarez----------------

Will be glorious.

Dem feels of buying in a world class player. Watching him link up with Cazorla, Rosicky oh god it's gonna be amazing.

 

[Linius]

So, best buy of the window?

I'm going with Bale. Expect him to have a great season.

Eto'o will do well too.

You ignoring Duarte son? What a glorious buy that is. I can't express my happiness with this glorious transfer window enough!

 

[Best]

The sad part about it

Daniel Taylor ‏@DTguardian 2h
Everything was in place - shirt number, announcement etc - but not the money

He's the exact type of player we need and we just dick about over it. I think we should all just accept that United aren't going to sign a top quality CM. Ever.

Guy on TalkSport stumped Jason Cundy and Andy Goldstein before when he asked them name the last TOP QUALITY midfielder United bought (you can't include Ronaldo cause he was a kid when we bought him)

They brought up Hargreaves but decided he wasn't top quality and classed Carrick as a decent PL player not world class.

Last top quality midfielder we bought? Roy Keane in 1993.

Veron was top when we signed him. Underperformed though.

 

[Wilbur]

Right, transfer window has closed.

It's final league prediction time.

I dunno man. I really dunno. Shit's gonna be fucking close this year.

 

[kharma45]

Veron was the last top quality midfielder we bought, just didn't work out.

Yeah we just didn't use him right as we still had Scholes as our primary playmaker.