Juventus F.C.
Positives:
+
Tevez (we finally have a brilliant player up front, it was our top priority; Carlitos is already beasting!)
+
Llorente (we got him for free and have yet to see him play, but I'd say he's definitely an upgrade over Matri, Quagliarella and Giovinco)
+
Ogbonna (with the signing of the 4th best italian defender our CB department is now complete; Angelo is very, very good. Versatile, a fucking totem, has the skill to play as the defensive playmaker, which makes him a great backup / alternative to Bonucci)
+
Berardi (argubly the most exciting new italian talent and we got him (well, half of him) for fucking nothing, since we traded Marrone's half with Sassuolo; he'll join us next season)
+ Giabbiadini, Zaza, Boakye, etc. (Marry managed to sign or otherwise lock down some of the most interesting young prospects; we'll see how they do in minor Serie A/B sides, but I can already tell that Manolo Gabbiadini is destined to join us next season)
+ Matri is gone (nothing against Alessandro, he's a very solid striker, but he's not good enough for Juve and doesn't really fit Conte's tactics; he had to go ... and I still can't believe we got 11M€ for him, lol)
Negatives:
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WE HAVEN'T SIGNED A WINGBACK / WINGER!!! (it was out top priority after signing a top striker; the fact that we'll have to play with Asamoah as wingback is frankly baffling; Asa is awesome, but he's not a winger, he's a CM, and it shows; Lichtsteiner does a solid job on the right flank, but he's not a winger/wingback either, he's a RB ... I'm pretty sure this shortcoming - who the fuck is gonna cross for Llorente??? - is what will ultimately fuck us in Europe, maybe in Serie A too)
- Giaccherini out (we sold him for no fucking reason)
- Marrone out (we should've signed another midfielder to compensate, we didn't; going after Nainggolan on the last day of the transfer window was never going to work, wtf Marry???)
- De Ceglie, Motta, Padoin and Peluso are still with us ... WHYYYY?!?!
Commentary:
The good stuff is self-explanatory, so I won't bother. As for the bad stuff ... I could rage on Marrotta, but that would be frankly stupid, as I think he did an IMMENSE job, given what he and Paratici had to work with in terms of money. We barely spent anything. Like, less than 15M€. Here's what happened, imo. Last year we made a ton of dough, at least compered to previous, post-Farsopoli seasons. Everybody - Conte first and foremost - was expecting this to be the summer of "big" spending. Say a budget of at least 50M€. Thing is, our owners / club management had a different plan. We've dug a pretty big financial hole for ourselves over the past 7 years. Farsopoli, low income, no CL money, a new stadium to pay for, catastrophic player management under Alessio Secco, etc. And so it was decided, with FFP around the corner, that this would be yet another summer of cautious spending. Hopefully the last one, as the next fiscal year should finally see us back in the black, making a decent profit. That's what the meeting between Conte and Marotta & Agnelli was all about back in May. Conte, being the ambitious and badass mofo that he is, was somewhat sceptical, but they ultimately managed to convince him. They'd try to get him the players he asked for, however he'd have to keep his expectations in check.
Well, mission accomplished, if only partly. Knowing Conte, he's not too happy with how our mercato ended. He got Ogbonna and the strikers he wanted, he didn't get the much needed left winger / wingback and lost one of his silent favourites, Giaccherini. Looking forward, this means two things. 1) We better sign a midfielder (most likely Nainggolan) and a winger in January and 2) we better have a budget of 50M€+ ready next summer, or Conte is a goner.
3.5 out of 5 Bacons seems about right.